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The Types Of Single Women

This is what I’ve concluded about single women, as I ineptly and painfully try to re-enter the world of dating: WOMEN: Early 20's- Mid 20's - Just want to have fun, nothing serious. They're serial daters, interested i…
10 Ways To Make Sure You Get Lucky

Many times, us guys go to bars to meet women but they end up giving us weird signals and trying to figure them out is a pain in the ass! So I've listed 10 possible signs she'll give, based on epic studies, observ…
Why Women Are On Mancouch

As any self-respecting male who has ever read or commented on a Mancouch post can tell you, there seem to be an inordinately large amount of women who comment over there. What the heck? We don't invade their Lovelyi…
Why Looks Don't Matter: A Response

I read the Mancouch post on "How One Beautiful Woman Can Eff Up Your Life", and I couldn't disagree more. But first, some full disclosure. I used to be plenty shallow in high school. At the time, I figured my futur…
Unforgivable Female Offense #47: Women In Packs

I'm a closet feminist and I've learned a lot about women over the past year and a half from a serious relationship that ended recently. So, I have a relatively open mind when it comes to women doing certain things, o…
How One Beautiful Woman Can Eff Up Your Life

I was in high school about to go to college and I was dating the hottest girl in school. Naturally these things don’t work out like they do on TV, but the break up effed it up for me with other women. Ever since th…
It's Hard Trying to Understand Women, Isn't it?

QOTD Why is it that a woman will say she wants an honest relationship but when you tell her she looks kind of heavy in that outfit, they get mad? Or when you are saying, "Yes honey those pants do make your butt look bi…
The 5 Best Things To Say After Sex

You took her shopping, you met her parents, you heard all her secrets, you made up some of your own to tell her, and now after the second date, you finally got to have sex. While your natural inclination afterward…
Why Derek Jeter Wins Life & Makes Us Look Pathetic

As a man, I really have to stand in awe of one man who rises above the rest of us. That man is Derek Jeter. No matter how you feel about the Yankees, you have to admit that he has won the game of life. Let's start…
The One Thing All Men Absolutely Need to Know About Women

They are fickle. Well, no they arent. Actually, they kind of are. I'm not putting girls down here, this is just a fact of nature. The day a woman makes up her mind, I'll be worried. This fickleness is recorded. Eve…