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Tell Her She’s Beautiful

It’s that simple. Just tell her she’s beautiful. I was recently at a gas station and as I looked up from the pump, I saw this sexy, young, blonde, euphoric angel across the station.
Man: Hunter, or Gatherer?

Analogies are one of my favorite cognitive processes, quite possibly my favorite. We have a symbiotic relationship: I use them often and spread their gospel of truth, reason, and humor, and they helped me do well on…
Women Can Foot the Bill on a Date...Sometimes

My friend Lisa and I were having a conversation about women paying when they are on a date. Lisa said that when a guy takes her to dinner she will offer to pay the tip, and I told her I usually do the same. Melonie, a…
How Do Guys Feel About Freckled Ladies?

Now, at 22, I wear MUCH less makeup than when I first experimented, go tanning on a regular basis, and have a dating history. Tanning does not help much with reducing the freckles. Like most other freckled girls, I t…
Wrestler Won't Get Violent with the Ladies

No one likes to lose. It's just a fact of life. I hate when my dodgeball team loses (which unfortunately, has been quite frequently this season). I hate seeing the other team bask in the glow of victory while sipping…
Fashion Advice for Women

Whenever possible, I like to offer up helpful tips and suggestions to people who have lost their way. What can I say, I'm a man of the people. Today's issue: women's fashion. I'm talking to you, ladies. Being a man, I…
Mancouch Monday Pick-Me-Up: Hot Girls With Weapons

Ladies and gentlemen, last week Mancouch brought your Monday spirits up by bringing you hot girls with alcohol, and at the end we promised you something bigger and better: Hot Girls With Weapons! Since we love both o…
Humor: How To Pick Up Women

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. Ok, shy guys, this one’s for you. We’ve all been bombarded with lists in men’s magazines and web sites telling you how to pick up women using ice breakers,…
Contrary to Rumors, Dallas Doesn't Need More Strippers or Hookers for the Super Bowl

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. Well, cities always badly need hookers and prostitutes, but with the Super Bowl on Sunday, the emergency state in Dallas has gone to DEFCON 1. However many are coming to Dall…
Gimme That Big, Sexy Belly!

I just thought I would come forward with my fetish for chubbiness in response to all the dieting and puking going on at Lovelyish. I personally don't understand people (not just girls) who starve themselves and have al…