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Vampires Are The New Nazis

Next week a new Vampire flick called Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant is coming out. The ads are all over the place. I have one request: STOP IT! There are too many Vampire movies! And there are more on the…
How Do You Want The World To End?

These days it's pretty hard to ignore the sense of impending doom we're constantly bombarded with from all angles. News stations warn of economic collapse, pandemic flu strains, foreign wars, terrorism and nuclear a…
Famous Women With...GUNS!

On the whole, I think we tend to like our women fit, limber and intelligent. But how many guys want a girl that actively combines those skills in order to turn herself into the perfect killing machine? Could you be w…
Google's "Best Movies of '09"

We've done this twice before. Once for hot women and once for ugly dogs. Now, we're seeing how google does with best movies of the year so far. This is based solely on a google image search of "Best Movies of '09." Let'…
Will Ferrell explains all: Afternoon Delight

You really want to know what love is? Just more proof that everything you need to know about life can be found in either Anchorman or in cartoons. What happened to Will Ferrell... he used to make such awesome movies.…
Obsessed: Beyonce versus Ali Larter

Just finished watching the movie Obsessed. Very mediocre film, predictable so bad that it's not funny. Actors' play is meh-okay. But I watched it all the way to the end. And you know why? Because the last ten minutes wer…
Iron Man 2 Clip Leaked

This five minute clip from Iron Man 2 leaked (from Comic Con, I believe): This could be the best summer blockbuster since... Iron Man 1. What do you think - will Iron Man 2 be a hit or a bust?
The Best of the Worst Movies

I find myself in love with movies that are just awesomely bad. The acting is silly, the script hilarious and the best part is the film is usually not meant to be a comedy (and if it was than it wasn't trying to be funn…
To See or Not to See: Inglourious Basterds.

I'm slowly but surely getting more and more excited for Inglourious Basterds's release on Friday, but I still have some reservations. In an effort to help you guys out, here are some reasons to go out and see it, and som…
Star Wars, as retold by someone who has never seen it

Watching Star Wars should be a requirement these days... but when I ask people these days if they've seen it, they usually assume I'm referring to Episodes 1-3. WTF??? Episodes 1-3 sucked. The original trilogy is wher…