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The 5 Second Rule, Mooching The Crust, And Other Misunderstood Credos

I haven't gotten legitimately sick in at least two years; it could be as long as three or four, but I honestly can't remember. My theory: I've never given a crap about germs and all that nonsense my whole life, and now…
Male Contraception on the Horizon..You ready?

I was sitting around talking with my girlfriend, and we were having a discussion about all the different kinds of birth control that are out on the market, and how it can become at times a bit of a grueling task to fin…
A Heads-Up to Single Dudes

About a year before I met my wife, my brother-in-law gave me some sound advice which I would like to pass on today. Being married is great, and I wouldn't trade it for anything, but there is one thing you may want to m…
Women Can Foot the Bill on a Date...Sometimes

My friend Lisa and I were having a conversation about women paying when they are on a date. Lisa said that when a guy takes her to dinner she will offer to pay the tip, and I told her I usually do the same. Melonie, a…
Wrestler Won't Get Violent with the Ladies

No one likes to lose. It's just a fact of life. I hate when my dodgeball team loses (which unfortunately, has been quite frequently this season). I hate seeing the other team bask in the glow of victory while sipping…
6 Celebrities Every Dude Would Want to Be

Women are quick to the draw when it comes to admitting they have a girl-crush on a female celebrity, but dudes are a different story. Most guys are too 'manly' to admit when they have a man-crush on a male celebrity.…
Gimme That Big, Sexy Belly!

I just thought I would come forward with my fetish for chubbiness in response to all the dieting and puking going on at Lovelyish. I personally don't understand people (not just girls) who starve themselves and have al…
Whore-O-Logy 101

“If a key opens a lot of locks, then it’s the master key. If a lock is opened by a lot of keys, then it’s a shitty lock.” Really? I wonder who was the originator of such an analogy. The question t…
Beards.

A beard on a man once represented class, dignity and gained much respect in ancient times. Nowadays, the beard has evolved to someone that doesn't have a job or someone that is a drifter of sorts. It is time to bring b…
Men Relate to "Entourage"

The reason HBO's hit show Entourage is so popular among the masses is not due to its celebration of fame and status. To the contrary, it is the shows relatability that has everyone clamoring every Sunday night during t…