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Are you funny?

I was talking to a girl I know and she told me, "You're so funny!" Guys love to hear that they are funny. We all know that when girls say you are funny... they are really saying, "You are so amazing, I wish I could be…
Ur Doing It Wrong: Measuring Your *ahem* Manhood

This post was anonymously contributed by a Mancouch reader. I mean literally, I'm talking about measuring your *manhood*. There are apparently many techniques for measuring your trouser snake, but as you might gues…
I'm a dingus.

That's true, that's my official self depreciating name I use in moments of supreme stupidity where the conventional application of common sense is removed. Source I don't know when I began to use the term only that,…
Like, Jeopardy Smart

I think that sometimes you have to ask yourself, what were they thinking? There's this company that makes a lot of children's toys and accessories... let's call them Shmisher Shmice. With the giant arsenal of baby fun ti…
It's probably better that I can't get pregnant

If you ever have the good fortune of meeting me, one of the first things you may notice is that I am a man. As such, there are certain things that I cannot do. For instance, I cannot shop at H&M, I cannot watch Lifet…
Star Wars, as retold by someone who has never seen it

Watching Star Wars should be a requirement these days... but when I ask people these days if they've seen it, they usually assume I'm referring to Episodes 1-3. WTF??? Episodes 1-3 sucked. The original trilogy is wher…
Your name is a turn-off

I know it's very superficial to think someone's name is a turn-off but sometimes... Just sometimes, there should be a list of names that parents just should NOT name their children after. Has anyone ever had this exper…
Breakdance contest between man and dog

Well not just a dog... a guy in a dog suit: See more funny videos and Funny Videos at Today's Big Thing. Truly awesome...…
Caption this... "Order it Used"

I found this on my friend's facebook. Yes I have creepy friends who must be buying their condoms online. I really hope he didn't try to "Get it for less".
Today's Big Thing: Guy catches laptops with his butt

This is one of the most amazing things I have ever seen: See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing. At firs…