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My New Haircut (Probably NSFW)
Right, so I know a lot of you may have seen this video before, especially if you were in college in 2007 (at least, that's when I first came into contact with this excellent caricature). Of course, just becaus… -
Lil Jersey Shore
Thanks to Datingish, Mancouch and Lovelyish, I recently was introduced to Jersey Shore. Can I say, "...?" Yeah I don't see the American fascination with "smushing" and/or "partying." So imagine how I felt when I saw th… -
The Jersey Shore Showed Me My Reason For Living and Writing
MTV's reality show cash cow, The Jersey Shore, did not only just illuminate the world to the intricacies and conundrums of the guido universe but it also exposed JWOWW's breasts to the world. It is nothing short of sha… -
Bar Rules: (Don't) Come In!
It's guys night out. All you want to do is get into a bar and have a couple of drinks. What sounds like a simple plan may be harder than you think. -
Top 5 Things I Hate
So I recently read a blog on xanga about the 10 things that a person hated and I thought, why haven't I done this before? I hate so many things its redic. So here is my blog on the top 5 things I hate (in no particular o… -
Jersey Shore: MTV's Worst Piece Of Sh*t Ever
(Source) By the time I was old enough to actually take interest in the drivel on MTV, the station was already well on its way to being morally bankrupt television. Between Spring Break programs and re-run after re-run… -
Guidocalypse Now
Warning: The above video is not intended for anyone with eyes, ears, or any positive regard for life. Awhile back, I prophesied the Guido Apocalypse of 2055, outlining in detail how humanity could prevent devolving in… -
The Guido Invasion
The Future: The year is 2055. Man has won the war against the machines, decimated the zombie population, and enacted hippie genocide for good measure. The war in Iraq is almost over. The Simpsons is still on TV.…
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