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USA Only the 57th Drunkest Country According to WHO

According to a report by the World Health Organization, the US doesn't even come close to being the top alcohol-consuming nation in the world. The study, which was released a couple weeks ago, discussed in-depth statist…
Anatomy of a Ten-Second Fart

The other day I was visiting my girlfriend at school; she's got another semester left, and I just graduated. This means that I get to subject her with a semi-steady stream of "Let me know when you get your diploma" joke…
People Will Not Fight You If You Drink From These

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. If you have a reputation for doing crazy stuff, people will be too scared to fight you, right? Hardly news. Well, drinking Jager on the reg certainly qualifies as "crazy stuff…
Mario Kart Got Me Through College or: How to Play the Best Drinking Game Ever Made

Mario Kart was the perfect dorm room game; everyone loves it and remembers it from their childhood, it's fun even if you suck, and you can make it into a drinking game. Freshman year, the few rooms that had a Ninten…
Thirsty? Crack Open a Can of Whiskey

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. The best thing about this product isn't the fact that it's a big-ass can of whiskey, which, admittedly, is awesome. It's the fact that they market this 12-ounce can of whisk…
The World Series of Beer Pong Has Come and Gone

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. The timing of the World Series of Beer Pong is always a pain in the ass. After the holidays and an always-lethal New Year's Ever/New Year's Day double tap, the larges…
Advice For Women: If You Know You're Going To Get Drunk, Don't Wear High Heels

This is a guest post from our friend Neil at Bottom of the Swamp. Here’s a little something for the ladies (oh yeah!). Some advice, from little old me from the swamp: If you know you’re going to get drunk, d…
Drunk Guy Plays Real-Life Frogger with Predictable Results

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. Sadly, there is no video of the idiot vs. motor vehicle collision, but we'll do our best to make fun of this guy anyway. A 23 year-old South Carolina man got hit by a car whi…
Celebrating New Years Eve Like A Champ

Here is how I celebrated New Years Eve last night: 6am-Noon: Work at the grocery store. Noon-12:20: Pick up liquor. 12:30: Show over-enthusiastically my parents, whom I still live with, my awsome liquor purchases. 1:00:…
Are You Living in One of America's Drunkest Cities?

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. The Daily Beast has published their breakdown of America's drunkest cities. The results are a mixed bag. Some cities are no-brainers, like #1 Milwaukee and #8 Boston, but othe…