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Catcher in the Rye

"You know, just like in Catcher in the Rye. Guys tend to change their minds. Even when they say they love you. when they say it, they do mean it. But maybe in a month, they don’t mean it anymore. It’s not lying. Bu…
CAWK-BLOCK: The Manifesto

It's high time someone addressed a problem that has been plaguing mankind--yes, mankind--for generations. That someone will be me, and that problem is the infamous cockblock. This move is, in fact, specific to males:…
Syncing Cycles and New Problems

It's back again, guys: Volume 4 of wading through the Estrogen Swamp that is my apartment. When I left off last week, I was worried that just like the Power Rangers or Voltron, the girls might sync their cycles to crea…
Three Types of Girls

I love going to the gym... and I have a personal trainer who I talk to almost everyday. We have been getting to know each other a lot more, and we finally had a discussion about girls.Apparently, there are three differe…
How I successfully avoid being assassinated

I was pleasantly surprised that so many Mancouch readers have imaginary yet incredibly elaborate fight scenes in your mind. Here's something else I do: at restaurants, I always sit with my back against a wall... and che…
Girls giving out fake names and phone numbers

A friend of mine was telling me about her weekend last Sunday, about how she got so many phone numbers from guys, and how she threw them all away….wait, what? I understand her getting all dressed up and going out to clu…
Chubby Guys, Hot Girls

One of the injustices of modern day Hollywood is that chubby guys are often paired with ridiculously hot women in TV and movies. Five examples that prove my point: 1. King of Queens Kevin James is a chubby comic who…
Love in the Time of Economic Cholera: Recession-Proof Dating

How many times have you had to bite your tongue as a girl exclaims the same old lamentation we've heard for decades: "Chivalry is dead!"? As someone who prides himself on being what is at least the approximation of a Sou…
Optical Illusion Girlfriend

Until I started writing for Mancouch, I never knew there was so much optical illusion humor! You've all seen this photo right? Ok, then you're all teed up for this CollegeHumor video, "Optical Illusion Girlfriend":…
A ridiculous letter from a guy to his ex-gf..

LMAO. what do you guys think of this story?? LETTER TO EX-GIRLFRIEND Dear Elissa, Thanks for being my love for one and half years. When you receive this letter, I believe you might have selected a new boyfriend a…