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Heavy Traces of Christ's Body Found in Dog's Fecal Matter

VENICE, ITALY - Catholics around the world are up in arms after the fecal waste of soon-to-be Bishop Giuseppi Pellegrini's 13 month old Yorkshire Terrier was tested, and turned out to be composed of "73% the body of chr…
You Can Now 'Confess' Over Your iPhone

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. Confessing your sins to the lord? Yup, there's an app for that. The app is called Confession, and remarkably, it's approved by the Catholic church, so go head and type away yo…
FCC May Ban the Word 'God' from Adult Films

WASHINGTON D.C. - On the heels of the recent decision to have the “n-word” removed from Mark Twain’s literary classic Huckleberry Finn and replaced with “slave” (because that is quite an im…
The Vatican Conceals Child Abuse - Organized Religion: Above the Law

Past evidence has linked the Catholic Church to cover-ups involving sexual abuse, but it was on an individual level. Many assumptions have been made and plenty have questioned their faith, but now there's irrefutable ev…
Controversy Over Jesus' ... erm ... Johnson

This is a picture of a new crucifix at an Oklahoma Catholic church. It has caused some controversy given the fact that Jesus appears to have a giant cock. That dude should be in pr0n. Church officials claim that it is…