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My Quest for a Chest

You would think I was the offspring of Pamela Anderson and Hugh Heffner. I was fascinated by boobs. I was not attracted to them but I wanted to have them. Here is a story about my journey of developing! I. Be Caref…
Small vs Fake Boobs

I've been reading some Mancouch posts and ultimately I view posts that may apply to me.I find myself venturing towards what men think about women’s bodies, butt, boobs, etc. As I was browsing through these posts I fo…
The BOOB question

i don't have big boobs. or i like to think that i just have fully developed breasts on such a small body. but whatever the reason is, people seem to think that my boobs are huge. i disagree, obviously.i like being compli…
"Girls Gone Wild" Pitch Meeting

I tend to be something of a night owl. Being awake at late hours (or early, depending on your point of view) brings to your attention commercials that don't air at other hours. Mostly because they can't. This is the…
How Big is Too Big?

When I saw this picture, I swallowed gum that I didn't even know I was chewing. This is British supermodel/businesswoman/former political candidate/recording artist/author/fashionista/architect/caterer/astronaut/brai…
"Hello, My Eyes are Up Here!"

I am not sure how any of these ladies can realistically expect people to look in their eyes: Time for a pop quiz. Please scroll down. ... ... Keep going... Ok, pop quiz: what color are Scarlett, S…
I blame your perfect chest

If you ever find yourself talking to Scarlett or Salma, this e-card might come in hand: Salma agrees! Good lord...
How to tell real from fake

I wasn't surprised to see that the #1 Howcast video on Hulu is How To Tell Real Breasts From Fake: I was hoping there was some magical rule of thumb... but I didn't learn too much. I may be in the minority here, bu…
Body parts that make me sit up straighter

Stereotypically, when it comes to sexual attraction, hetero men fall into three categories: Breast men, Leg men, and Ass men. I myself would probably be in the first category. Butts, while nice, don't do much for m…
Public Enemy #1: Bras

I was surprised at the number of people who commented on Bridget Hall's "saggage": So Mancouch boldly did research into this important subject and discovered the evil culprint: bras. ( slightly NSFW source)