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Hot Chicks With Ugly Dads

I was watching a repeat of The Colbert Report late last night and his guest was Meghan McCain. I don't normally pay attention to the guests on his show because they never have anything interesting to say, but I found my…
5 Essentials of a Killer Bachelor Pad

When it finally comes time for you to get your own place, you're going to want to have people over every once in a while. In order to keep them coming back, you'll need to keep them entertained while they're there. W…
5 Summer Toys I Wish Existed When I Was Little

Why did all the cool stuff for kids get invented after I got too big to use them? Sure we had the Slip n' Slide but I made one of those just this past semester with trash bags and Busch Light. Where were all these $400…
What A Relief

May 27, 2008 8:47 AM - Rt. 93 South, Quincy, MA June 14, 2008 12:14 PM - Times Square, New York City, NY Jan 30, 2009 7:55 PM - Newbury St, Boston, MA What do all of these have in common? They're where I was when I …
The Weekend Would You Rather: Summer Job

If you're not out of school already, summer break is right around the corner. In honor of nearing the end of yet another hellish academic year, we present the Weekend Would You Rather: Summer Job edition. For a lot of …
Injuries: Show Me Your Worst

I had a nice long injury-free streak going until last night when I dislocated my elbow playing softball. I had never broken/dislocated anything before, so I was pretty surprised when I was staring at my bone poking o…
Guide To An Exciting Starbucks Adventure

If you don't drink coffee you know - you're out somewhere with your friends when they say "Hey I need to stop here for a sec and get my double-tall-triple-shot-choco-darko-latte-espresso". Then you're stuck waiting…
10 Steps to Getting Her To Sleep With You

Been a while since you got some action? Sick of bringing girls back from the bar/party/circus just to have them leave before you get a chance to make your move? Well tonight's the night, my friend. I promise. These a…