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I don't have sex on the roof of a schoolbus and tell

But you can. What's the craziest, weirdest, wildest place you've ever had sex? Anyone who tops mine gets to hang out with me for a whole day - and I'm pretty fun.
Weekend Would You Rather: Birthday Edition!!!!

It's my birthday today! Everyone love me! In honor of me and my birthday and the fact that I can't think of anything else exciting happening this weekend, it's time for the Weekend Would You Rather: Birthday Edition.…
What's your guilty pleasure?

For some reason when you Google "guilty pleasure" (make sure your SafeSearch is on) pretty much the only pictures that show up are of Ashley Tisdale. I mean it's totally fine with me because she's pretty cute but I w…
Doing It: The Numbers Game

Whether they want to admit it or not, everyone keeps track of how many people they've slept with. Now it's not up to me to decide what what is a respectable number, but I am curious whether many of you have lied about…
Sex Stereotype: (Some) Musicians Have All the Fun

Musicians are so popular with women that there is even a label for the ones who hang out with them specifically to sleep with them (groupies). To be fair though, the stereotype that all women go crazy over musicia…
Weekend Would You Rather: Road Trip Edition

Normally I work remotely, so the fact that I find myself hanging out at the Xanga offices right now can only mean one thing: ROAD TRIP! If you've never been on a road trip, haven't seen a movie centering around a road t…
What's Your Gaming Preference?

For most of you summer vacation is either here or just around the corner, and we all know what that means: video games. Lots and lots and lots of video games. So many good games have come out recently that I'm pret…
The Best Sports Week of the Year...

...unfortunately just ended. That's right - you missed it. Sorry I didn't warn you about it sooner, but I just realized it myself. Now there are plenty of reasons why this past week could be considered the greatest…
Sex Stereotype: Shy Girls are Wild in Bed

Who knows where this stereotype came from, but it sure is one of my favorites. You probably all know it: the nerdy, quiet, shy girl at the party is the one you should be trying to pick up because she knows all the rig…
Weekend Would You Rather: Nerd Alert Edition

This week's episode of "events we pretend to care about when really we're just waiting for football season to start" was all about the 82nd Annual Scripps National Spelling Bee. This year's winner was Kavya Shivashankar…