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How To Get More Twitter Followers

So there's this brand new website out there called "Twitter" where you show people how much more important you are than them by making sure you have more friends. It's pretty much a simplified version of real life…
I'm a Sucker for Strings

From the title you'd think that this would be an article about Bach or Mozart or other types of old-people music. But I'm cool and I listen to cool music. That doesn't mean I can't appreciate a little old-school instru…
My 5 Most Irritating TV Characters

Let's start off by saying that I really don't watch a lot of television, but the shows I do watch I watch religiously. Now I'm a pretty easy going guy, so it takes an awful lot to annoy the hell out of me. So you know…
I'm losing sleep because I'm addicted to Lost

When Lost first started airing on ABC, I saw the first few episodes and thought it was pretty good. Then I missed one episode and it threw everything off. I tried getting back into it a few episodes later and of cour…
Cereal is Endangering the Lives of our Children

It's not the cereal itself that's the problem, it's the mascots. Many cereal companies have cartoon mascots, which makes perfect sense considering their marketing their product to children. Cartoons are bright, colorfu…
So You've Won the Lottery...Now What?

Let's say, on whim, you purchase a lottery ticket just for kicks. The next day you wake up around 10:30, realize you totally forgot to go to work, and just as you're trying to come up with a decent excuse for not s…
What's your greatest non-sexual fantasy?

It was recently scientifically proven that men prefer food over sex which totally makes sense because my greatest non-sexual fantasy is to be able to eat pretty much whatever I want with no repercussions and never getti…
Band of Brothers: The Pacific edition

March 2010 is going to be the greatest month ever I wasn't introduced to Band of Brothers until the history channel started running it a while after it had come out on HBO, but I quickly fell in love with the series. E…
5 Things "Real Men" Will Never Understand

Fashion I can tell you right now that whatever these guys are wearing will never be popular. They look like two year old girls who couldn't figure out how to dress themselves. "Real men" will never understand stuff…
Sex Stereotype: Big Hands Means More Than Big Gloves

It makes sense that a larger body would mean larger... proportions... but what do you think about this stereotype? Can you really tell what size a guy's hiding in his jeans just by looking at how big his hands are?…