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Greatest License Plates Ever

Here's a collection of license plates that will make you go "huh?" or "lol" or I did it for the luls.
My Main Goal in Life

I’m going to list a series of characteristics and I want you to guess what I’m talking about. Expensive. Dirty. Loud. Useless for at least six years. Did you guess tractor? If you did you’re wrong. Tractors are…
Now Your iPhone Can Tell You How Much You Suck At Sex

A new iPhone application called "Passion" can now rate your sexual performance out of 10. So when you start getting consistent 2's you'll now that your girlfriend has been faking her orgasms for the last eight months.…
My In-Game Reporter Is Hotter Than Yours

This, my friends, is the lovely and talented Heidi Watney - NESN's in-game reporter for the Boston Red Sox. As you can tell, she's quite adorable and just gives me another awesome reason to love watching the Sox. I k…
Youtube Addiction of the Day: Auto-Tune the News

I just spent the last 45 minutes watching all of these videos (there are six in total). Here is the latest.
Most Embarrassing Moment?

I've had my fair share of embarrassing moments. They range from various instances of waving to people who apparently weren't waving at me to having to go up to the board with an erection. But I have to say that the a…
Erin Andrews is Crazy Hot

In case you haven't heard, ESPN's resident hot-as-hell sideline reporter Erin Andrews has a cute little video hiding somewhere in Ole Grandpa Internet's closet. Yours truly happens to be lucky enough to have gotten hi…
The 5 Worst Dating Show Ideas Ever

I've been spending a lot of time on abc.com lately (because of my Lost addiction), so I've seen plenty of commercials for their new dating show "Dating in the Dark". Basically, the premise is they stick two strangers in…
You've Got One Musical Wish

I recently saw Ratatat when they came to the House of Blues in Boston and it was one of the most amazing live shows I've ever seen. Muse at the Agannis Arena two summers ago was pretty spectacular too. So I got to th…
Who's Your Celebrity Crush?

There's been a lot of talk lately about the Megan Foxes and the Hayden Panattieres of the world and how super sexy they are or whatever, but I could care less about any of them (although Hayden is pretty cute). Perso…