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Why I Hate Humanity: The Snuggie For Dogs

There comes a time in everyone's life (or maybe not) where they become convinced the Universe hates them or perhaps that the Universe was created simply as some cruel game made to torment them. This is that moment for…
The Search For a New Mancouch Obsession: The People's Choice Candidate

The other day I announced that we would have a tournament to see who the new Mancouch obsession should be. I announced that Scarlett Johansson would be the number one seed and gave you, the commenters, to name the n…
Whats Your Sign? or Do You Believe in Astrology?

mynameisblueskye is an avid commentor and submitter to this site. In the wake of our running Megan Fox into the ground (as a topic! don't get excited) He stepped up and gave us a handful of lists of women to replace…
The Search For a New Mancouch Obsession

There have been many posts recently on finding a replacement for the Fox of Megan as the official Mancouch obsession. Well, I say it's time to put an end to this once and for all. We're going to have a tournament (I'…
Can Musicals Be Manly?

I'm going to start out completely honestly. I hate musicals. I do. When Chicago won the Academy Award for Best Picture I was livid. I couldn't believe it. I actually saw Chicago on stage once in London and was bored t…
10 Females That Can Replace M3gn F0% (A Female's Perspective): A Male Response

First of all I'd like to thank El Prego Nikki for doing god's working and selecting a range of gorgeous women for guys to gawk at incessantly. Really, we here at mancouch thank you from the bottom of our hearts. Y…
Why Do Women Think That Victoria's Secret is Less Fake than Playboy?

Recently, we posted on this site comparing Victoria's Secret and Playboy. It struck me how many women in the comments section seemed to prefer Victoria's Secret on the grounds that their models were less fake. Now,…
Usher vs. Keyboard Cat

This is kinda awesome on multiple levels. It's a mash-up between Usher and the famed internet sensation, play him off keyboard cat. This made my day. Sometimes it's just fun to watch something that will make you smile. H…
The Easy-Bake Oven For Boys: I Miss Creepy Crawlers

Before I get started I have to take issue with my own title. Anyone who partook in the wonders of creepy crawlers knows that is was not an easy bake oven for boys! Easy-Bake ovens sucked and creepy crawlers were awes…
Hustler vs. Cosmo: Which is More Obscene?

My freshman year of college, I would say was of the epic variety. That spring break my group of friends went to stay at one of our friends' time share in Killington, Vermont. The car I went up in featured: my fr…