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Five Guys I Really Hate

I've had so much success with my hate articles (Guys All Guys Hate, Women All Guys Hate, and More Guys All Guys Hate) that I want to keep making more, but it's becoming harder and harder to come up with people who are un…
RIP: Ted Kennedy

Ted Kennedy passed away last night at the age of 77. If you turn on the news anytime in the next week or so you're going to see something about this, usually followed by some one calling him the lion of the Senate or…
Mila Kunis vs. Jessica Biel: The Search For a New Mancouch Obsession Tournament

Last time on the Tournament: (6) Lucy Liu defeated (11) Rosario Dawson making that the third time in six match ups the gal I was rooting for has lost. So as unfortunate as it is, I have to give in. This competition took…
More Guys Who All Guys Hate

Wow, my hate articles have done really well. The love one did okay, but not great. Just goes to show that everyone loves to hate. Anyway, this article is picking up where Guys Who All Guys Hate article left off: Ashton…
Lucy Liu Vs. Rosario Dawson: The Search For a New Mancouch Obsession Tournament

Last time the Tournament convened (12) Christina Hendricks' bountiful gifts proved unable to overcome (5) Hayden Panettiere in a devastating loss for the redhead from Mad Men. It was particularly devastating for me becau…
Hayden Panettiere vs. Christina Hendricks: The Search For a New Mancouch Obsession Tournament

Last match-up recap: In our last match-up we saw (4) Eliza Dushku win handily over (13) Jessica Alba. She got ahead early and never gave up the lead. Although, it did come a lot closer than one would expect reading throu…
Conan Shoots Tom Cruise and Fonzie Out of A Cannon

In case you haven't been watching the tonight show, Conan O'Brien rather early on in his run purchased slightly off and really creepy wax statues of Tom Cruise and Fonzie. They became recurring characters on the show, al…
Women Who All Guys Hate

So far I've made lists of guys who all guys hate and guy who all guys love. Now it is on to the women folk. We've been searching for a new obsession, but these are ladies that guys just can't stand: The Entire Cast of S…
Eliza Dushku vs. Jessica Alba: The Search For A New Mancouch Obsession Tournament

Time for the fourth battle of the first round! But first I am sad to say that (14) Olivia Munn was defeated by (3) Olivia Wilde in the battle of the Olivias. This is a disheartening loss to me in particular as I am a Mun…
Why are there so many ladies on the Mancouch?

An artistic rendering of the Mancouch comments section This is a question that has plagued me since I first arrived here. The site is one for Men's Issues, yet a lot of the commenters seem to be women. This isn't to…