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Olivia Wilde vs. Olivia Munn: The Search For A New Mancouch Obsession Tournament

We are now entering the third match up in round 1! In our last battle we had a match up of two intelligent and classy ladies as we saw our very first upset with (15) Natalie Portman taking down the People's Choice Candid…
Emma Watson vs. Natalie Portman: The Search For A New Mancouch Obsession Tournament

Welcome to the second match up in Round 1 of The Search for a New Mancouch Obsession Tournament. In the first match up we saw (16) Vanessa Minnillo take on front runner (1) Scarlett Johansson .... and get her ass handed …
The Whitest Kids U Know: The Slow Jerk, kinda NSFW

The Whitest Kids U Know is an amazing sketch comedy group that started out on Fuse and now are on IFC (where they've been for the past 2 seasons). I highly suggest you watch them. This clip is from their first season and…
Men Who All Men Love

The other day I gave you all a list of Guys Who All Guys Hate. There were some accusation that those chosen for this list were chosen out of jealousy because women love them. This could not be more false. For one, ther…
Guys Who All Guys Hate

Guys kind of exist with a pack mentality. We can befriend nearly any other dude. All we have to do is question who would win in a fight, a black panther or a black bear and we'll be arguing for hours until we end up beat…
I Don't Understand Fake Boobs

I had an epiphany the other day as I was wandering across the Internets. I don't really understand fake boobs. In fact, I find them rather intimidating. They just aren't very friendly. It was weird because this w…
Kirk And Spock Get "Closer"

This here is kinda awesome. It's also the backbone of a million fanfics all across the internets (heh heh backbone). This video explore the relationship between Kirk and Spock, perhaps suggesting that they are a bit more…
Scarlett Johansson vs. Vannessa Minnillo: The Search For a New Mancouch Obsession Tournament

Welcome to Round 1 of the Search For a New Mancouch Obsession Tournament! The first matchup features (1) Scarlett Johansson vs. (16) Vanessa Minnillo in the battle of the repeating consonants! ding ding ding! …
Why I Hate Humanity: The Snuggie For Dogs

There comes a time in everyone's life (or maybe not) where they become convinced the Universe hates them or perhaps that the Universe was created simply as some cruel game made to torment them. This is that moment for…
The Search For a New Mancouch Obsession: The People's Choice Candidate

The other day I announced that we would have a tournament to see who the new Mancouch obsession should be. I announced that Scarlett Johansson would be the number one seed and gave you, the commenters, to name the n…