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Top 5 Celebrities Who I'm Convinced Have Superpowers

Not much intro needed. These are five celebrities I'm completely convinced have super powers. 5) Tom Cruise: Super Speed This dude has just got way way way way too much energy and positive attitude to not be super …
Football Football Football!!!

Thank yoooooooooouuuuuuuu, Eagles! Football season is here! Football season is here! I know we're past week 2 already, but I felt it was necessary to bring up somewhere on this blog. I've got a fever, and the only so…
Proof That The 80s Were The Most Unintentionally Hilarious Decade Ever

The 80s, the 80s, the 80s. I've talked before about how absolutely insane of a decade the 80s were before when I gave you 10 reasons why we should all forget the 80s ever happened. But thanks to the glorious powers of th…
65 Random Thoughts Everyone Has Had

I just want to make it clear that I did not write this. I have no idea who wrote this, but they are my hero and I love them forever because this is hilarious. It has apparently been floating around Facebook for a whil…
Barack Obama Calls Kanye West A Jackass

Here it is, folks. I'm sure you heard about it by now, but here's the video. Your president in all his awesome glory revealing that no, he is not hitler anti-christ stalin muslin evil incarnate, but rather just a regular…
Is Kanye West A Gay Fish?

There has been an uproar recently when Kanye West stormed the stage at the Mtv Video Music Awards. However, this is something South Park saw coming long ago. We all should have listened. After all when has South Park not…
Zoe Saldana vs. Keira Knightley: The Search For a New Mancouch Obsession Tournament

When we last convened we saw (7) Mila Kunis completely own (10) Jessica Biel by the widest margin of the competition so far. It looks like Ms. Kunis is going to be a solid contender for the crown. This was just a a massi…
Why does anyone care about what Kanye West did at the VMAs?

I don't get why anyone cares about the VMAs or Kanye or any of this. It's Mtv, it's an award show for something they don't even show anymore. Mtv since its creation has worked tirelessly to destroy music as an artist…
Five Guys I Really Hate

I've had so much success with my hate articles (Guys All Guys Hate, Women All Guys Hate, and More Guys All Guys Hate) that I want to keep making more, but it's becoming harder and harder to come up with people who are un…
RIP: Ted Kennedy

Ted Kennedy passed away last night at the age of 77. If you turn on the news anytime in the next week or so you're going to see something about this, usually followed by some one calling him the lion of the Senate or…