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Teddy Roosevelt: America's Most Badass President

In the competition for the title of most badass American President, one name rises far above them all, that of the 26th President: Theodore Roosevelt. Roosevelt's resume of badassery reads like James fucking Bond's…
Movie Trailer Roundup

I'm going to take a look at a few trailers that have come out recently and made an impression. Enjoy:
What is the Most Manly Instrument?

What is the most manly instrument? Now this may seem like a simple question. But it's truly far more difficult.
Top 5 Reasons Why Japan is Certifiably Insane

We all have televisions and the internet. We've all been exposed to the weirdness of popular culture in Japan. Now, we explore: 1) Japanese Game Shows
Does Fox Cancel Shows Too Early?

I've been thinking an awful lot about the Fox network. Not the news network or any of the other billion Newscorp holdings. Not even the Fox movie studios. The Fox television network. Fox gets a lot of flack, and I te…
I Hate The DMV and Jury Duty

I deserve a goddamn medal. I just survived the gauntlet of bureaucratic hell. Here's the deal. I got was scheduled to go in for jury duty today. Not just jury duty, grand jury duty. Last night returning from a tr…
Meet Neil

Good Morrow, citizens of ManCouchia. I am Neil. I write here for your enjoyment. I tend to be rather silly. Although, any political posts are probably mine. I apologize for those, but you spend four years getting a de…
Daft Punk Does The Charleston

This is the most awesome thing ever. Just watch this, it is pure liquefied Happy. Doesn't that just make your day? What dances today do you think we (or our ancestors) will see used in mash-ups with modern music of t…
King of the Epic Fail, Bill Kristol has Been Replaced!

(Source) Bill Kristol, the asshat who is so negligently wrong so often that if he were to work at a real profession rather than a member of the commentariat he would have been banished from said profession as a hereti…
Dick Cheney Has A Special Forces Assassination Team

Dick Cheney has secret assassination squads that report directly to him and go around the world killing people at his request. Or at least he did. The team was finally ordered to stand down by Vice Admiral William H…