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Holy Crap, That's a Pink Dolphin

I know what all you Mancouch readers come here for. Some would say different, but I know the real reason; our in depth Zoological Reports! What else could you be looking for? Let's get on with it shall we? This w…
Should Sports Teams With Racist Names Change Their Name?

The Washington Redskins are the beloved football team of my former hometown Washington DC, so I know more than a few people who are going to be pissed at me for even bringing it up, but should the Washington Redskins…
Urinal Dividers: A Good Idea

Now many of you already know, especially since this was covered in a previous article by one of my fellow interns here at mancouch.com, that there is a certain code to using the urinal in the men's bathroom. You may …
Dodgeball Is Being Banned Across The Nation, WTF!

Dodgeball is actively being banned across this great land of ours and I say this is a travesty that must be stopped. Kids need their dodgeball, and so do adults for that matter. I have seen proof of this first hand. …
Why Would Any Man In His Right Mind Wear Purple Pants?

Who wears purple pants? Do you know any guys who wear purple pants? No, you don't. You know why you don't? Because if they wore purple pants you wouldn't know them any more. Anyone with real friends wouldn't wear …
Don't Stockpile Weapons for a Coming War & Crash Airplanes...Lost Will Be Back

Good evening, Mancouch readers. I have come to you today to discuss a very serious issue, addiction to the television show Lost. Now, you may notice some of your friends acting a little differently this week. Perhap…
Another Day of Awkward Interactions

This week in Awkward Interactions: Hey, you know those people who went to your high school that you didn't really know who they were, but somehow you still saw them everywhere you went throughout the school?
Domino's Pizza, Please Stop Texting Me

Dear Domino's, Please stop texting me. It's really getting sad. I mean it's nearly weekly. Please stop. Look, it was just a drunken fling. I didn't even know what I was doing when I signed up for those coupons fres…
Why Derek Jeter Wins Life & Makes Us Look Pathetic

As a man, I really have to stand in awe of one man who rises above the rest of us. That man is Derek Jeter. No matter how you feel about the Yankees, you have to admit that he has won the game of life. Let's start…
Snuggie: Society's true Enemy

Lately, I have seen an awfully large amount of commercials for a product that could have only been created by the syphilitic demon spawn of a giraffe, and a member of The Polyphonic Spree cult. The product is calle…