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Do You Think Large Utters Make Male Cows Horny?

You could give me the bovine flu anytime This is an actual text conversation that just occurred between me and a friend of mine: My Friend: Do you think large utters make male cows horny? Me: There's no such thing a…
If You Have a Soul You Will Love This

This is incredible. If this doesn't make you smile you have no heart and can no longer be considered human. Begone with you! This is a recording of unknown artists from around the world being recorded separately onto a s…
Top 5 Reasons Zebras Are Weird

This is pretty much what the title implies. It's a list of the top 5 reasons why zebras are weird. So, I guess it's exactly what the title implies. In fact, the title isn't so much implying as straight up telling you…
Obama's First 100 Days

I'm going to write an article now about President Obama's first 100 days. Why am I doing this? Because I'm writing something. And the law of journalism states that a president's first 100 days must be written about b…
AIDS is So 20th Century

AIDS is totally the new Gonorrhea (no offense Gonorrhea). That's right folks, we've just had a major breakthrough in fighting the HIV! Because science! It's actually really cool. Trust me, Bill Nye ain't got nothing…
Don't Kiss That Flying Pig, It Has The Flu.

The next time some one mentions Swine Flu to me I'm going to punch them in the face. Seriously, stop it. This happens every year. Every year there's some great disease that everyone freaks out about. Sars, Monkeypox…
Craigslist Casual Encounters Photographer

God, this makes me miss Mr. Show so much. We miss you, Bob Odenkirk, come back to us!"Craigslist Penis Photographer" featuring Bob Odenkirk from Bob OdenkirkHave you ever been to the casual encounters section of craigsli…
Texas Secessionist Movement Gains Popularity With Non-Texans

Lately there's been a lot of talk among idiots about Texas seceding. This idea, however, has gained some unexpected support from the rest of the country. Here's an ad produced by one such supporter: Should Texas Secede?
The Force is Real and It's Strong in Scotland

There is a region in western Scotland called Strathclyde. It's the region that contains the city of Glasgow. Now, there is nothing in particular about this region that would interest me or our mancouch readers mo…
Get Drunk By Breathing? Hell Yeah!

Last week, a temporary bar opened in London that would offer it's patrons a unique experience. They could get drunk simply by breathing. This is why we learn science, kids. Why didn't Bill Nye ever teach us thi…