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Re: Twilight From a Guy's Perspective: A Counterpost

How Romantic! A Sh*tty Actress and a Pederast! Dear Mr. Lynnjynh9315, I appreciate you taking the time to put yourself through the awful trials of watching Twilight and then writing us here at Mancouch about it. That…
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Cap this Mofo

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Top 4 Reasons I Will Not Care For The New Transformers Movie

So right now all the big movie news is about The Hangover, but it will no doubt turn shortly to become focused on Transformers 2. This is my third "I Will Not Care For" article and for the first time I am discussing a…
How Much Manlove is Too Much Manlove?

Sometimes guys out there get very special feelings for one another or from afar. This is called manlove or having a mancrush. For example I have a massive mancrush on Christian Bale. He's Batman, how could I not? Anyw…
Why Does Paul McCartney Look Like Angela Lansbery?

Why does Paul McCartney look like Angela Lansbury? I'm serious. It's freaking me out. How did this happen? What went wro..... wait a minute ... has anyone ever seen them together in a room at the same time? Oh my…
New Rules For Concerts

I went to the NIN/JA concert recently. It was ridiculously awesome. For those of you who don't know NIN/JA stands for Nine Inch Nails/Jane's Addiction. The opening band was Street Sweeper Social Club which is the new…
Am I the only one who loves flip flops?

Ah, the flip flop, such a perfect invention . Easiest thing in the world to wear. No need to sit down, tie anything, or put on socks. Especially not put on socks. Seriously, in the morning you make a decision: shoes…
Nickelodeon Shows You Probably Forgot About, But I Didn't

As some who spent a majority of their childhood in the 1990s, I amassed a great deal of knowledge about 90s Nickelodeon as seen HERE and HERE. The gilded age of Stick Stickly and every couch was draped with orange. L…
The Snuggie Infects Weezer

The evils of the Snuggie is something I've talked about before at length. Just look right HERE, I've even talked about evil things that kind of look like a Snuggie, right HERE. I have done everything in my power to co…