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God Hates Mets Fans

(Source) Yes, I am talking about the New York Baseball Mets. I know sports posts don't do very well, but this isn't really about sports. This is about some one (God) having it out for one particular fan base. Now, if…
The New York Yankees Won The World Series

(Source) What up, bitches?! The New York Yankees just won the 2009 World Series, their 27th championship! This was the Yankees first championship since 2000 and their first appearance in the World Series since 2003…
A Halloween Thank You ... For The Ladies ...

I just have to thank you, ladies. All of you. For all the time and effort and creativity that you have put in over the years to make your Halloween costumes more whorey. It's truly a remarkable feat. I mean, hey, an…
Which Will Come First: Robot Uprising or Zombie Apocalypse?

(Source) Let's just start with a basic truth, we all know the world is going to end in one of two ways. It's either going to be a Robot Uprising or a Zombie Apocalypse.The only real question is: which one is it going t…
I Don't Understand The Appeal Of Lady Gaga

I don't understand the appeal of Lady Gaga. She's kinda popular and some people can't stop talking about her, but I just don't get it. I don't even hate her, I just don't get it. I actually understand the reason why …
The People of Walmart

Recently a blog exploded onto the internet and got an insane amount of buzz. This blog was called The People of Walmart. It's really disgustingly excellent. The point of the site is to post random pictures people …
If You Could Have Any Superpower, What Superpower Would You Have?

This is an interesting question. And one that should not be taken lightly. Let's just take a quick look at a few favorites before answering this one. Flying - The obvious answer. Also, completely overrated. Everyone …
Pr0n: A Humanitarian Cause

So, here's a fun little story. Apparently the folks over at the National Science Foundation (NSF) loves their pr0n. The problem of NSF employees enjoying their pr0n on government computers was so "rampant" that it "sw…
Top 5 Celebrities Who I'm Convinced Have Superpowers

Not much intro needed. These are five celebrities I'm completely convinced have super powers. 5) Tom Cruise: Super Speed This dude has just got way way way way too much energy and positive attitude to not be super …
Football Football Football!!!

Thank yoooooooooouuuuuuuu, Eagles! Football season is here! Football season is here! I know we're past week 2 already, but I felt it was necessary to bring up somewhere on this blog. I've got a fever, and the only so…