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Top 5 Ice-Breakers for Your First Date

You asked her out, she said no. You asked her friends to ask her, she still said no. You surprised her outside her gynecologist’s office and, afraid for her life, she said yes. Now’s the tim…
If a Man Couch Were Really Invented

By 9 p.m. tonight, I will be reclined on my couch and getting owned by twelve year-olds in Halo 3. But in the future, I could be doing so much more. NASA, LazyBoy, Budweiser, and Microsoft have paired together to…
Top 5 Reasons Why Being a Dude Hasn't Changed Since Eve Made Us Eat That Apple

= 1) Subtlety? F THAT. Last week, I was waiting for my train so I could go home and hibernate. I sat down and leaned against a pillar, watching the mutant circus that is Penn Station. A woman wearing clothe…
Vlad the Impaler vs. Edward Cullen vs. Your Girlfriend's Love of Edward Cullen

Vampires, vampires, vampires; they're what's cool today. They can suck blood, they can fly, and they can fold shirts at Hot Topic. They have the versatility to either end your existence, or play a game of baseball w…
Top 3 Reasons Why "Mamma Mia" Causes Shrinkage

So, I'm in the process of letting my girlfriend sensitize me. It started out with watching "The Notebook," which is kind of like learning to be a firefighter by grabbing a hose and jumping into a volcano. This ex…