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5 Foods That Will Test Your Manliness
When Bear Grylls eats rotting Zebra meat before drinking his own pee, we understand that a) it’s because he’s showing us survival and b) the dude has massive balls.When Joe Rogan tells you to eat a Madagascar Cockroa… -
The Top 5 First Date Locations
Your sister’s friend is over and you decide that tonight is the night. After they talk about celebrities, get their celebrity news on E!, gossip over celebrity magazines, and watch the new Grey’s Anatomy and argue w… -
The 5 Biggest Dudes of the Animal Kingdom
Once upon a time, there was a dude named Noah. He built a massive boat, invited a bunch of animals over, and trapped them inside the smelliest voyage known to man.One day at sea, he woke up to a donkey teabagging him an… -
The Guido Invasion
The Future: The year is 2055. Man has won the war against the machines, decimated the zombie population, and enacted hippie genocide for good measure. The war in Iraq is almost over. The Simpsons is still on TV.… -
Meet Justin
Justin Age: 24 About Me: I'm a writer, I'm a guitarist, and I'm a boyfriend. That order changes daily. I play guitar and write lyrics for Escape the Skyline and now I write humor for Mancouch. Werd. -
3 Reasons Why Watchmen Made Me Go WTF?
Like any macho dude on this site, watching 300 gives me wood. It's not so much the fact that I'm watching a bunch of sweaty buff dudes, but because the movie causes me to do 800 pushups, slaughter a couple thousand a… -
Criss Angel Has Ruined Magic
Despite what anyone says, magic kicks ass. Magicians don't. One man ruined it for everybody. I was at the movies last weekend and I caught a glimpse of the Criss Angel movie that's coming out this summer. It's not… -
The 5 Best Things To Say After Sex
You took her shopping, you met her parents, you heard all her secrets, you made up some of your own to tell her, and now after the second date, you finally got to have sex. While your natural inclination afterward… -
Why Marketing is a Gigantic Pile of Dung
There's some idiot, somewhere in the world, drinking liquified gold out of a diamond coated woolly mammoth tusk because he thought of using a gecko to advertise a company called "Geico." How did you come up with that… -
What Happens When A Guy Attempts To Fight "Awww That's So Cute"
Every guy has logged into their email, scrolled through the male enhancement junk, saved it for later, and then found pictures of cute animals or babies that your mom forwarded. You look at these pictures, say "awwww"…
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