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Top 5 Reasons Zebras Are Weird

This is pretty much what the title implies. It's a list of the top 5 reasons why zebras are weird. So, I guess it's exactly what the title implies. In fact, the title isn't so much implying as straight up telling you…
Ladies, Your Dog Is Not An Effing Toy!

The other day I flipped to Animal Planet in hopes that there would be a show about men fighting bears, hippos eating men, or bears riding on the backs of hippos fighting dragons. What I got was a kick square in the ju…
5 Foods That Will Test Your Manliness

When Bear Grylls eats rotting Zebra meat before drinking his own pee, we understand that a) it’s because he’s showing us survival and b) the dude has massive balls.When Joe Rogan tells you to eat a Madagascar Cockroa…
The 5 Biggest Dudes of the Animal Kingdom

Once upon a time, there was a dude named Noah. He built a massive boat, invited a bunch of animals over, and trapped them inside the smelliest voyage known to man.One day at sea, he woke up to a donkey teabagging him an…
What Happens When A Guy Attempts To Fight "Awww That's So Cute"

Every guy has logged into their email, scrolled through the male enhancement junk, saved it for later, and then found pictures of cute animals or babies that your mom forwarded. You look at these pictures, say "awwww"…