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Saturday, 20 March 2010

  • The Concert A$$hole


    On our way to the Eric Clapton concert last Thursday [ed. - By last Thursday do you mean 20 years ago? Because that's around the last time Clapton did anything worthwhile], my daughter Erica says to me, "I hope we don't get some asshole sitting near us." It was an off the cuff remark, and I KNEW just what she meant. A dear friend of mine used to say that saying things like Erica did was "calling the devil". Sure enough, we got the supreme asshole of all, sitting right behind us.

    More Here...
  • Goin’ Down: Oral Sex Pointers From An Actual Female



    One of my personal dating criteria is that you must be willing to give and receive oral sex. That is not a topic easily discussed on a first date (although it would be helpful to weed out guys who just aren’t going to be able to satisfy me in that way), however I have been in a few rare situations where everything is going great (we like each other, we have fun, etc.), however once we get down to business, he reaches straight for the condoms (even though I have made it very clear what my needs are). I’m sorry, but for me cunnilingus is not a “perk,” it’s part of the standard. It’s just what needs to happen. I will admit, some guys are just inexperienced and maybe a little nervous about giving women oral sex, but I have met a few men who just don’t do it. More Here...
  • We Demand Submissions

    Ok, so I've been beating this submissions drum for a while now and a common response is "pay me."

    In what world do you think that is actually going to work? Do you know how hard it is to get paid for anything nowadays? Let alone getting paid for the"privilege" of featuring your thoughts on our main page where they'll be read by thousands of people? How about the fact that everyone seems to have a complaint about every post we put up either being "stupid" or "not manly enough."

    If you have a problem with what you see put up on this site, well guess what? You have the power to change it! By submitting your posts to us!

    All you have to do is submit your post here:

    http://www.mancouch.com/submit-post?user=mancouch

    Easy as pie. Help make Mancouch a better place.
  • This Is Why I Love Prog Rock


    Every so often we come across certain things, books, articles, keepsakes, even YouTube videos, that remind us just why it is we fell in love with something in the first place. It's a beautiful and exciting feeling, and for me, this is one of those things.

    Liquid Tension Experiment is a sort of side project of Dream Theater, with only two albums released since 1997. Despite their relative inactivity, their instrumentals are so strong that I keep coming back to those two records, and manage to find something new every time. And there is just no greater joy than watching these incredibly talented musicians in action. Turn up your speakers for this one, it's worth it.

    Who are some of your favorite prog rockers?


  • I Would Start My Own Arcade

    (Source)

    Hardest Level used to get a lot of the same post about arcades being dead when it still had life in it. We get that same lamenting here at Mancouch's gaming tab.

    If I won the lotto or other circumstances permit, I would start my own arcade. Most arcades that have closed down were mismanaged in some way shape or form, and I'd make sure to avoid those mistakes.

    More Here...

Friday, 19 March 2010

  • "Those" Kids


    Whether it be on the train, walking down the street, or passing each other in hallways--my best friend and I are notorious for making scenes. Just today, we were skipping about the city streets, singing and asking strangers for high-fives. More Here...

  • How Often Do You Fantasize About Sex?



    It's been far too long since I've delved back into this territory. Maybe I was burned out by your overwhelming responses when I first started posing Friday's sex question, but with the weather finally turning into something both beautiful and bearable, there's a certain spring in my keystrokes that's making it easier for the thoughts to flow right onto the text editor.

    Now then, on to the question of sexual fantasies. Firstly, let's just admit that everyone has them. Guys think about sex many times over the course of the day, in varying degrees of frequency, if all the studies are accurate. Women are guilty of it as well, perhaps to a lesser degree, since they likely aren't the easily excitable horn-dogs that most men are. More Here...
  • A Letter To 13-Year-Old Me


    I've seen a lot of people write letter to their past self explaining all the things they know now that they wish they had known when they were younger.  I think my letter would go a bit like this: More Here...

  • Kirsten Dunst in a Blue Wig Dancing Around Tokyo - WTF?!

    This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing

    Ahh, the stuff you find on Twitter. Kirsten Dunst never did much for me, but I’m starting to see the appeal in this weird-ass video posted on Twitvid. Kirsten sings the classic song “Turning Japanese” while decked out in a bright blue wig with some kind of magic wand thingy.

    The video was filmed by McG and commissioned by noted artist Takashi Murakami, which probably explains why it’s so freaking odd.

  • Do You Have A Gadget You Can't Live Without?

    They say gadgets are for men. I say gadgets are for everyone! Just as men have their techie toys, I have mine and more than ever, I find my life wrapped around this tiny gadget.



    When I first got my iPhone, I thought the obsession/fascination with it would just fade over time but no, it didn't. It only grew into a monstrous addiction. Now, I'm glued
    almost 24/7 to my iPhone for: More Here...

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