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575-Lb. Spokesman for Heart Attack Grill Dies in Predictable Ending
This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. The Heart Attack Grill, a diner in Chandler, AZ lost its 6'8", 575-pound spokesman when Blair River died at the age of 29. For those not familiar with the concept, the Heart A… -
A Gold Mercedes C63
This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. Like, gold gold. Not the gold you pick out from the dealership. It's a sad state of affairs when someone decides to cover the lowest end of the XX-63 family in gold. -
The Most Followed Twitter Accounts Are Depressing
This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. If the top three at anything, even album sales, are Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, and Britney Spears, there should be some cause for concern. Well, get ready to be concerned. Twit… -
As If Charlie Sheen Wasn't Rich Enough...
This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. He's gonna get richer. Having become the fastest Twitter account to reach 1mm followers (in less than a day. 24 hours. Seriously), his account has been attached to ad.ly, a… -
Breast Milk Ice Cream Is a Thing I Won't Be Eating
This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. I guess it's organic, and probably not all that different from regular milk. It's probably closely monitored and maybe even better for you. -
What's All the Fuss About In-N-Out Burger?
This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. If you don't live in Arizona, California, Utah, or Nevada, you have probably still heard of In-N-Out Burger, but you don't have one within driving distance. The way peop… -
God Bless the Milwaukee School District
This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. By now, even if you only have a passing interest in the news, you have picked up on the unpleasantness in Wisconsin regarding their budget crisis. Well, the protesters have a… -
Are You Smart Enough to Be an NFL Quarterback?
This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. Of course, athletes aren't known for their brains, so if you don't have a rifle for an arm or can't run the 40 in less than 4.7, you're probably not even gonna make the Bills'… -
Now Even American Pets Are Fat
This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. If Americans want to beach themselves on a couch, failing to prove themselves smarter than 6th graders, allowing the remote to slide effortlessly through their orange Cheeto…


