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Gin-and-tonics: Man Drink?
The other night, a friend and I were at a bar. She ordered a Blue Moon and I ordered a G-and-T. When the bartender returned, he handed us our drinks and said: "Blue Moon for the lady, and a gin-and-tonic for her sorority… -
Which July movie are you most excited for?
I think it's safe to say that, so far, the Summer 2009 movie season has paled in comparison to its predecessor. Last year was rife with huge blockbuster movies, from Wall-E to The X-Files: I Want to Believe to The Chroni… -
Robert Pattinson hit by taxi
According to reports, Robert Pattinson was hit by a taxi in New York City yesterday, proving that even the adoration of millions of teen girls won't stop a Manhattan cab driver from running you down. "Would you fuc… -
Celebrity Chokehold
On my way to work this morning, I glanced over at the window display of my local Salvation Army to see this glorious piece of machinery: At first, my eyes were caught by the phrase "Slam Cam," but upon further inspec… -
Nazi Zombies!!!
Holy sh*t. I can not wait to see Dead Snow. Basically, it looks like a bunch of Scandinavian teens are on a ski trip when they discover some kind of Nazi treasure that awakens a horde of undead Nazis. What a bril… -
PETA vs Obama: Is a fly an animal?
Dear PETA. No one asked for you to comment on Obama's killing the fly. If anything should be criticized, it should be the unreasonable amount of attention given to the President on a daily basis, to the point where his k… -
Historical Bad Ass of the Week!
It's Friday, so I decided to initiate a little weekend treat for both myself and for you guys: it's a new weekly post! Welcome to Letters to an Historical Bad Ass, in which I write a letter to one of history's most noto… -
The shallowest reason you've ever had for breaking up with someone
When I was fifteen, I broke up with an AWESOME girlfriend simply because she couldn't spell. Times were different then; our relationship was conducted primarily on AIM or in the back of her car (like most teenage relatio… -
Does anyone else feel entirely cheated by the weather this summer?
What the hell, Mother Nature? Are you in menopause or some shit? The weather this summer totally sucks. It's June 18th and I'm in jeans. I don't want to put an air conditioner in my apartment because, frankly, I don't n… -
Why Facebook Should Be Segregated
I remember back in the day when Facebook was just a futuristic web contraption designed to let you hunt down the ladies you met the night before whose names you couldn't remember. It was an easier time then. You could br…
