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Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat: Billy Bob Thornton
For those who have never experienced the euphoric joy of Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat, I truly pity you. The site is basically a hybrid between the "cool cat" video and Fail Blog, making each failure exponentially more rid… -
Where the Wild Things Are Having Sex
Apparently, the New York Mets arrived at their hotel in Pittsburgh on the same night it was hosting a Furry convention. Now we know where Andrew Lloyd Weber came up with "Cats." Holy crap, I nearly peed myself when… -
BAR FIGHT: Cap'n Crunch vs. Captain Morgan
The notion of "pirates" has gone through some dramatic makeovers in the past few years. At the start of the 21st century, pirates were jeopardizing the capitalist system by undermining online competition and supply-and-d… -
What's the funniest restaurant name you've seen?
I was cruising Failblog and came upon this: I can't really think of any great restaurant names, but I always crack up whenever menus or roadside displays advertise "Fresh Tossed Salads!" What's your favorite funny r… -
"True Blood" Season 2
I've decided to revisit my first article for Mancouch where I talked about my obsession with--perhaps addiction to--True Blood. While there are and certainly have been better shows, something about "True Blood" has hooke… -
Why can't I have a nickname?
Nicknames are one of the major staples of human relationships, immediately signifying a power structure that defies peer-to-peer identification. For example: if a guy calls his friend by a long-standing nickname, others… -
What's the scariest place you've ever been?
Last night, I made a very poor choice of watching Most Haunted on the Travel Channel. I was watching an episode about a house in England where these kids were murdered and good Lord, it was horrible. Which got me to thin… -
Letters to an Historical Bad Ass: Ned Kelly
Remember to leave your suggestions for next week's featured Bad Ass!! This week, we write our thanks to Ned Kelly, Australian's own John Rambo. He's got 99 problems but a beard ain't one. Dear Mr. Kelly, First of… -
What do you think about the change in the Oscars?
In a bizarre, unanticipated decision, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced that the number of Best Picture Oscar contenders would grow from 5 to 10. The Academy had previously nominated ten films (th… -
An open letter to the D-Bag ruining this concert for me
Dear Douchebag, I would first like to say how glad I am that you are enjoying yourself tonight. I think we can both agree that this band is quite "nasty," and I can understand your enthusiasm for the show. However, I…
