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AMAZING: "Guy Rules at Everything"
I just came upon this video online, and then the video came upon me: ENJOY! -
Why Fight Clubs are a bad idea
I guess you could say I was a pretty average teenager. I was moody, rebellious, and often pretty suggestible. I did all kinds of dumb things back then, things like blasting NWA outside of police stations (you know which … -
BAR FIGHT Bruce Campbell vs. Wayne Campbell
The Campbell surname belongs to several important figures in our modern American culture: Naomi, Neve, Jason (Hail to the Redskins, baby!). Heck, one of the most recognizable pieces of modern art is Andy Warhol's pop ren… -
How young is "too young?"
Like most people my age, I am frickin' psyched for the new Harry Potter movie, coming out tomorrow. In a lot of ways, the films just keep getting better. In one very very specific way, Emma Watson just keeps getting hot… -
Hot for Teacher?
The other night, I was watching Role Models and came to the scene when Seann William Scott gets it on with a ridiculously hot teacher, softcore porn/soap opera starlet Jessica Morris. My friends and I got to talking abou… -
BAR FIGHT Results! Captain Morgan versus Captain Crunch
It was a hot, humid night in San Juan as Captain Morgan emerged from the cabin of the Spanish Main. Reeling from the oppressive heat as well as the past four hours' worth of drinking, the Captain stumbled across the pl… -
Robert McNamara Dies at Age 93
While the media are still in an utter frenzy over the death of Michael Jackson--his highly-publicized and highly-spectacularized funeral, with tickets being scalped for as much as $15000, is tomorrow--another important A… -
Mancouch declares war on...the BRITISH!
Hear ye, hear ye: we the people of Mancouch hereby list our grievances against the British pigs who terrorize our land with the foul stench of imperialism and tyranny! We have already declared war on such villains as… -
Three Classic Bromances
The Bromantic Comedy has only been a recognized genre for the past few years, due primarily to the rising popularity of movies by Judd Apatow and his band of merry stoners. But long before Superbad or I Love You, Man, t… -
CAWK-BLOCK: The Manifesto
It's high time someone addressed a problem that has been plaguing mankind--yes, mankind--for generations. That someone will be me, and that problem is the infamous cockblock. This move is, in fact, specific to males:…
