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Misadventures in Racism!
Well, folks, there's been a lot of cuh-razy crap goin' on in the world of Post-Racial America these days. Ever since January 20th, we believed that racism disappeared overnight, that the clouds of racist intolerance had … -
What's your favorite drinking song?
Everyone knows that the proper mixture of the right music matched with the right drink makes for an incredible night of drinking. Music is often a pretty huge factor in our decisions of where to drink and with whom: no m… -
The Perks of Being a Vampire
As some of you may know, I'm pretty obsessed with True Blood. I've been recommending it to everyone I know, watching old episodes with series n00bs, and damn near peeing myself whenever I think about the upcoming episode… -
Did Entourage jump the shark?
Everyone's favorite five-way bromance has returned this summer for its (holy crap) 6th season. I don't know about you, but I've been watching Entourage since it first premiered back in 2004, from the days when Vince was … -
Where did the Peace Sign pose come from?
After reading the post by @reckless_eagle about the infamous Kissy Pose, I decided to write about another pose we see popping up all over international culture: the Peace sign. Often seen as a Japanese stereotype, t… -
Historical Dumbass of the Week
As I was looking at my Made-in-China East Coast slaves, I was wondering what in the world I should do with all the silk worms I'd been harvesting. Suddenly, I came across a video where all of my problems were solved. Thi… -
Why I follow Emma Watson on Twitter
Last time I wrote about Emma Watson, there were over 3000 views and 70 comments. Since Emma Watson is definitely legal these days, I decided to follow her on Twitter. Here are some examples of why I do so: This looks … -
ShamWow Techno Remix!!!
Holy crap, Man Couch Potatoes!! First of all, there are few things in this world as bad ass as the number 1 infomercial of all time by CNBC readers. Second of all, I never thought I'd see or hear anything funnier than wh… -
BAR FIGHT Results! The Battle of the Campbells
"Most excellent show, dudes!" Wayne stood up from the couch, admiring the basement studio he'd built. He was filled with pride and awe at his own awesomeness, especially considering the fact that he was about to go home … -
Could you ever kill an animal?
Every dude from the ancient Greeks to Ernest Hemingway to Ted Nugent agrees: hunting is super manly. Regardless of our own personal opinions about hunting, there is certainly a popular conception that the ability to trac…
