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Mysterious Spiral Light Over Norway: A Secret Inter-Dimensional War?
(Source) This spiral light appeared over Norway recently and people immediately began speculating as to what caused it. It lasted over two minutes which is too long for it to be an astronomical event. Today we find o… -
Uganda Voting On Homosexuality Execution Law Inspired By American Evangelicals
It's really really sad that you're likely first hearing about this here. But you know, Tiger Woods slept around so ... no need to learn about the possible slaughter of innocent people in Uganda largely due to American co… -
The Christian Side-Hug
(Source) Oh, Christians. They're a source of never-ending entertainment, aren't they? Recently, some ministers have decided frontal hugging to be far too sinful. Yes, that's right. All you dirty huggers out there ar… -
Thank You Wonder Woman: Boobs Ahoy!
Thank you 70s television. Thank you Wonder Woman. Thank you Lynda Carter and Debra Winger. I have no idea what the hell is going on in this clip, but I am thankful for it. Boobs ahoy! Helllllloooooooooo nurse! Ah, th… -
The US Is The Donald Trump Of The World
(Source) The United States of America is the Donald Trump of the world. This is not a serious country and should not be taken seriously. Donald Trump is not a serious person and should not be taken seriously. Howeve… -
I Want A Talking Chimp!
(Source) Recently, scientists have located the gene that allows humans to speak and makes sure that apes do not. Now there is speculation that some day they might be able to someday genetically engineer apes to speak.… -
God Hates Mets Fans
(Source) Yes, I am talking about the New York Baseball Mets. I know sports posts don't do very well, but this isn't really about sports. This is about some one (God) having it out for one particular fan base. Now, if… -
The New York Yankees Won The World Series
(Source) What up, bitches?! The New York Yankees just won the 2009 World Series, their 27th championship! This was the Yankees first championship since 2000 and their first appearance in the World Series since 2003… -
A Halloween Thank You ... For The Ladies ...
I just have to thank you, ladies. All of you. For all the time and effort and creativity that you have put in over the years to make your Halloween costumes more whorey. It's truly a remarkable feat. I mean, hey, an… -
Which Will Come First: Robot Uprising or Zombie Apocalypse?
(Source) Let's just start with a basic truth, we all know the world is going to end in one of two ways. It's either going to be a Robot Uprising or a Zombie Apocalypse.The only real question is: which one is it going t…
