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Craigslist Casual Encounters Photographer
God, this makes me miss Mr. Show so much. We miss you, Bob Odenkirk, come back to us!"Craigslist Penis Photographer" featuring Bob Odenkirk from Bob OdenkirkHave you ever been to the casual encounters section of craigsli… -
Texas Secessionist Movement Gains Popularity With Non-Texans
Lately there's been a lot of talk among idiots about Texas seceding. This idea, however, has gained some unexpected support from the rest of the country. Here's an ad produced by one such supporter: Should Texas Secede? -
The Force is Real and It's Strong in Scotland
There is a region in western Scotland called Strathclyde. It's the region that contains the city of Glasgow. Now, there is nothing in particular about this region that would interest me or our mancouch readers mo… -
Get Drunk By Breathing? Hell Yeah!
Last week, a temporary bar opened in London that would offer it's patrons a unique experience. They could get drunk simply by breathing. This is why we learn science, kids. Why didn't Bill Nye ever teach us thi… -
Satan Makes Baby Carrying Fleece, Society Weeps
What?!? No, uh-uh. This isn't going to fly. I thought I got my point across when I first got here and explained that I was officially classifying the Snuggie as a war crime. What the fuck is this thing? Apparently so… -
The Expendables Will Be The Manliest, Bestest, Awesomest Movie of All Time!
There's a movie coming out in the year 2010, THAT'S GOING TO BLOW YOUR MOTHERFUCKING MIND. It's not just going to blow your mind, it's gonna stab it, strangle it, pummel it, fire a mortar at it, take a chainsaw to it… -
He's Going To Be Hitler! Let's Use a Condom!
Man, those Europeans have all the luck when it comes to advertisements, don't they? They have companies willing to say completely un-politic things because they're hilarious. I mentioned this previously when it come… -
Company Creates Iron Man Suit, Dooms All Human Life
Damn you, scientists! Why must you constantly tempt fate? Have the lessons of all the science fiction novels, television shows, and movies of the past 30 years been lost on you? I mean, have you SEEN The Matrix? I th… -
The Hipster Olympics
Yes, its shamelessly ripping off a python sketch, but they admit it so its okay. It's also hilarious. So, that helps. Now, I present to you, the Hipster Olympics: What other events should have been included? -
Anti-Gay Marriage Organization Trolls Craigslist for Gay Sex
Hey everybody, look out! There's a brand new anti-gay marriage organization out there called the National Organization for Marriage, or NOM. It should already be clear to you that these people have never heard of the…
