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Why Isn't It Spring Yet?
Fuck you, Winter. That's right I said it. I'm so done with winter. I'm done with the snow and the cold and the dreary darkness that just seems to drip from one day to the next. It is destroying me. You've already w… -
Music I Miss: Faith No More Edition
Faith No More - We Care A Lot Uploaded by Dan_of_the_Land. - Watch more music videos, in HD! Faith No More fucking rocks. This edition of Music I Miss, is a little different than the others. This is the first time that… -
"I Want To Know What Jane Lynch Looked Like At Age 24, It Affects How I Feel About Her Sexually"
The other night, during a joyous bout of drunken debauchery, I was sitting around with a few friends watching Role Models (great movie btw). For those of you unfortunate enough to not have yet seen Role Models it feat… -
Music I Miss: Ghostbuster's Theme Song
Holy crap this is awesomeness. Everything about that movie just works. And for some reason the same goes for the song. I mean analyzing this song deeply would probably make you sad, but straight listening to it is just f… -
Valentine's Day: One Man's Perspective
Valentine's Day will soon be upon us. Being the cynical, black-hearted person I am, it is the natural time for me to be talking about how Valentine's Day was invented by Hallmark and how it's a plastic holiday that si… -
Apparently Our World Is A Giant Hologram; The Matrix Is Real
Evening, folks! Are you ready to have your mind fucked right out of your skull? No? Well, too bad! Because everything you know is a lie! We are all holograms and nothing you've ever felt or experienced is real! Ok,… -
Are You Suffering From SnowMadness?
Some of you may be aware that recently the east coast of the United States was swallowed up whole by the frozen tundra. All residents have been forced to live in makeshift igloos and eat nothing but freshwater norther… -
Music I Miss: She Blinded Me With Science
I've tried this segment before. Let's try it again. Hopefully it works better this time. On to the matter at hand ... Ok, so I don't totally miss this song, but I kinda do. See, I'll admit it's not a very good song. It… -
Queens: Officially Worse Than Staten Island
God is sending you a message! Turn back! Abandon hope all ye who enter here! I hate Queens. I am officially demoting to sub Staten Island status. I apologize for the New York centric-ness(?) of this post, but let m… -
Can Somebody Please Stop Avatar?
Can we please stop this from happening to anyone else? This is getting ridiculous, folks. Avatar, in it's seventh weekend in release in the US, was number one once again and racked up another $30 million dollars. Now…
