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5 Hour Energy Ads: The Perfect Mix Of Stupid And Annoying
Have you all seen the new commercials for "5 Hour Energy" shots? The ones where we hear the monologue of a person struggling to wake up in the early morning. These are some of the stupidest commercials I've ever seen.… -
What's the Point in Strip Clubs? And Why Would You Ever Pay for Pr0n?
So, as a guy, many people have looked at me funny when I tell them that I've never been to a strip club. Not only that, but I also have no desire to ever go to one. I've had many a baffled "dude-brah" unable to compre… -
Hi, My Name is Brian, and I'm Addicted to...McDonald's
Is it really weird that, as many terrible experiences a I've had with McDonald's, I never seem to muster up the strength to just walk away and cut all ties? It's like I'm on the receiving end of an abusive relations… -
Razzie Awards Celebrate the Worst in 2010 Cinema
The 31st annual Razzie Award nominations, recognizing the worst performances in film, have been released for 2010, with some especially "strong" showings from Twilight Saga: Eclipse and The Last Airbender, each of whic… -
William H. Macy Plays a Great Drunk in TV's New Best Show
For anyone who hasn't seen Showtime's newest TV series, Shameless, you're gonna want to get on that. It airs each Sunday night at 10pm, just after the also-great Californication, but I recommend watching it from the be… -
Study Shows 'Lopez Tonight' Popular With Certain Creepy Demographics
In a comprehensive study of cable viewing demographics, an astonishing finding shows that TBS's Lopez Tonight has claimed nearly complete control over one very specific household group. The study was conducted by Niels… -
Recalculations Show that 12, not 13, is Actually Unlucky
PRINCETON, NJ - In an astonishing new development to the recent announcement by Minnesota astronomer Parke Kunkle that zodiacs have been improperly charted for thousands of year, mathematicians at Princeton University a… -
Stupid Criminals: Drug Smugglers Call Cops After Their Car (and Drugs) are Stolen
On Wednesday morning, the Denver Post reported that a couple of would-be pot smugglers actually called the police after their car was hijacked with 170 pounds of weed in it. Apparently they were transporting the stash… -
Indian Ocean to Become 'Brown Ocean?'
NEW YORK, NY-A historic resolution was passed early Tuesday morning, the 18th of January, by the United Nations' Committee on the Elimination of Racial Discrimination, requesting the Indian Ocean be renamed the "Brown…
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