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Heavy Traces of Christ's Body Found in Dog's Fecal Matter
VENICE, ITALY - Catholics around the world are up in arms after the fecal waste of soon-to-be Bishop Giuseppi Pellegrini's 13 month old Yorkshire Terrier was tested, and turned out to be composed of "73% the body of chr… -
New York City...Greatest in the World?
Okay, so over the past week I have relocated, and am now living in New York City, otherwise known as "The Big Apple," and commonly called "The Greatest City in the World." I grew up in Central NJ, pretty much still a s… -
"Welcome to America, Now Speak English!" (a rant about nationalism and a brief history lesson)
No wait. That's not right; this isn't England. I meant to say, "welcome to America, now speak Cherokee, Iroquois, Navajo, Sioux, Amurrrrican!" People who bitch about other people speaking in different languages always… -
USA Only the 57th Drunkest Country According to WHO
According to a report by the World Health Organization, the US doesn't even come close to being the top alcohol-consuming nation in the world. The study, which was released a couple weeks ago, discussed in-depth statist… -
Mancouch Q & A with Satan: The Devil on Life, Love, Politics, and Much More
We at Mancouch were recently granted the privilege to sit down with the dark ruler of the Underworld himself, at his studio apartment in Center City Philadelphia. Upon being greeted with warm tea and some delectable bu… -
"That's So Gay"
We've all done it. Blurted out "that's so gay," when what we meant to say was "that's so stupid." It has become common these days to use the word gay to indicate negativity in general, with no connection at all to the… -
I'm Thinking About Getting a Tougue Piercing
This is for both men and women in the Xanga community. I need some advice. I'm debating getting my tongue pierced but need to know a bit more about it. This is a big step for me. I've never had any piercings or tatto… -
A List of Movies that are Both Manly AND Awesome
There are plenty of gender stereotypes thrown around every day, particularly when it comes to entertainment. Guys love violence and chicks love romance, and will pay to see these movies regardless of how shallow the… -
Exes and The Marks They Leave
Not to get overly sentimental, but our ex girlfriends do leave several traces behind after the relationship is no more. Whether you like it or not, and whether the split was your doing or her's, an ex-girlfriend's pres… -
Chick-Fil-A Founder Had No Idea "Chikin" Was Spelled Wrong
ATLANTA, GA - In a recent interview with the Atlanta Business Chronicle, Chick-Fil-A founder and fast food service entrepreneur Samuel Truett Cathy told reporters that he had no idea that his company had spelled the…
About bdel008
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- Name: bdel008
- Location: South Brunswick, New Jersey, United States
- About Me: I'm extremely self-conscious about my narcissism...
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