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The Right Woman to Replace Meeckan Fooks

Now while I won't say that Meeckan Fooks is not gorgeous and sexy (with really pretty teeth), I will have to say that she can be easily replaced by Son Ga-In of the Southern Korean girl band "Brown Eyed Girls." If you'll…

IVOD: Tracy Morgan is Totally Awesome

Tracy Morgan is indeed awesome and hilarious, if not dangerously insane. Today's internet video is a double header because we have two videos for you. Both of them representing why Tracy Morgan means so much to all of us…

Pr0n: A Humanitarian Cause

So, here's a fun little story. Apparently the folks over at the National Science Foundation (NSF) loves their pr0n. The problem of NSF employees enjoying their pr0n on government computers was so "rampant" that it "sw…

IVOD: Paul Rudd and Jason Segal Make Fart Sounds For 4 Minutes

This is the best interview that Paul Rudd and Jason Segal have ever given. It's from when they did the press rounds for "I Love You, Man." Not only do they hilariously make fart sounds for most of the video, this is also…

Be Featured on Mancouch!

Do you have big dreams? Do you want to be famous? Want to write something and have it displayed to the whole internets? Well, submit to Mancouch and all your dreams can come true!Become world famous, just like our fab…

The Careful Art of Multi-Tasking in the Shower

Now that school is in full swing once again, I lack the leisure of waking up whenever I feel like it. I'm on a schedule every day. Wake up at this time, shower by this time, eat breakfast by this time, out the door by…

IVOD: Charlie Bit My Finger (Over 120 Million Views)

How the hell did this video get over 120 million views? Okay. granted it's adorable. But so is half the stuff on youtube. What makes this so special? I don't get it. It seems so .... pedestrian. Normally these memes that…

Bar Fight: Chewbacca vs. Boba Fett

That's right, folks. In this edition of Bar Fight we are completely geeking out and damn enjoying it. Here we are going to pose the question of who would win if Star Wars' two biggest badasses were to duke it out. I'm ta…

Scarlett Johansson vs. Keira Knightley: The Mancouch Obsession Tournament

Welcome to the official start of Round 2 of the Mancouch Obsession Tournament! We just saw the end to round one when (9) Keira Knightley trounced (8) Zoe Saldana. I was actually rooting for Saldana, but such is life. An…

IVOD: Do You Want To Date My Avatar?

This is a music video from Felicia Day's web series, The Guild. For those who are not familiar with Ms. Day, she can also be referred to as Queen of the Nerds as her role in Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog, other Joss Wh…

6 Songs Dedicated to Women

You know what? We talk a lot about women these days, even discuss favorites, and so far, I just want to kick back and offer a tribute with a list of song dedicated to women, you never fail to both dazzle AND confound…

What Happened to Bare Minimums? Fatherhood is a Responsibility

A recent conversation between my older brother and myself went on about why he needed to borrow money from me. Rent, bills, child support, it was all getting to him. Somewhere during the conversation he tried to make…

IVOD: Glenn Beck Kills a Frog on Live TV

On a recent episode of Glenn Beck's apocalypse paranoia death bunker television hour he threw a live frog into boiling water because apparently he doesn't understand the concept of a metaphor. Clearly he did not think hi…

Will the Cleveland Show be Any Good?

The Cleveland Show is premiering tomorrow night. It is the latest cartoon from Seth MacFarlane and a direct spin off from Family Guy. It looks pretty funny, but I don't know. Spin offs never really seem to pan out.…

Top 5 Celebrities Who I'm Convinced Have Superpowers

Not much intro needed. These are five celebrities I'm completely convinced have super powers. 5) Tom Cruise: Super Speed This dude has just got way way way way too much energy and positive attitude to not be super…

IVOD: Clitter

This here is a video from the good folks over at Those Aren't Muskets. It's a fake infomercial for a unique cosmetic product. This is pretty old, but hilarious. Expect to see more from them down the line. They make some…

Is SNL Funny?

Guess who's hosting the season premiere tomorrow Or perhaps the better question is is SNL still relevant? SNL has had its up and downs over the years, but lately (largely thanks to their digital shorts and Tina Fey's…

The 7 Deadly Sins of Online Chatting

I have been a frequent internet user since 2003. Since my friend introduced me to MSN and helped me get an account. These 6 years I have used - learned - learned to avoid the 7 deadly sins of online chatting. Not onl…

Internet Video of The Day: Babies Dancing to Billie Jean by Michael Jackson

So here's the internet video of the day. I find it hilarious and fascinating. I can't stop watching it. Yes, yes, I know it's just an Evian commercial, but it's still awesome. We've featured awesome ads here before and w…

Bar Fight: Matt Damon vs. Ben Affleck

They've been friends, they've been writing partners, they've won an academy award together. Now we want to know which one would win in a Bar Fight. It's up to you Mancouch commentors, who will win? Two men enter, one man…

Threesomes: MMF vs. FFM

In all honesty, I'd be equally down for either. Though, if I were in a relationship, would I be so willing to allow a 3rd into our bedroom? Hard to say .... it really depends. But if another chick and dude were to…

Football Football Football!!!

Thank yoooooooooouuuuuuuu, Eagles! Football season is here! Football season is here! I know we're past week 2 already, but I felt it was necessary to bring up somewhere on this blog. I've got a fever, and the only so…

Dear Mancouch, Please Bring Back [She Who Shall Not Be Named]

Dear Mancouch, Hi. Let's just get right to the point. I was looking over some guy's blog about his top ten raven haired beauties....and number one...was obviously going to be [She Who Shall Not Be Named]. But he…

Are You Mancouch Worthy?

Some of you Mancouchians may have noticed that Mancouch has been a little light on the updates lately. Well, we're doing the best we can for you, loyal readers, but we need a little help. As Flo Rida would say, our n…

Does Your Cat Make Too Much Noise? Try Kitten Mittens

As you may have noticed. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is back! We here at mancouch are overjoyed by this fact. But you don't even have to watch an entire episode to see that this show is pure comedy gold. Just check…

Proof That The 80s Were The Most Unintentionally Hilarious Decade Ever

The 80s, the 80s, the 80s. I've talked before about how absolutely insane of a decade the 80s were before when I gave you 10 reasons why we should all forget the 80s ever happened. But thanks to the glorious powers of th…

Relationships are Like Jobs, Sex is Like Money

I had a conversation with SerenaDante about increased sexuality after a breakup. I replied that that's a lot like money when you're jobless. From that rose these 5 reasons relationships are like a job, and sex is a lot l…

65 Random Thoughts Everyone Has Had

I just want to make it clear that I did not write this. I have no idea who wrote this, but they are my hero and I love them forever because this is hilarious. It has apparently been floating around Facebook for a whil…

learn the game or get played like a b*tch.

We thought this inside info from a girl on "playing the game" was valuable intel... enjoy! being a player, as a girl, is quite different than it is for boys. essentially, it involves letting yourself be used over and ov…

Tailgating Should be a Sport

It's 8 a.m. and you're already a six-pack of beer into the day. Here you are surrounded by grills, coolers, loud music and men that have more hair on their chests than their heads. As you sit there anticipating the gam…

Tips From a Bartender

I bartended for several years in a little, grungy-ass pub. Even though I no longer am employed there I frequent it a lot and still help my past co-workers. The following is a list of bar etiquette straight from the horse…

'Drake' the new 'Lil Wayne'?

I am a huge fan of the Degrassi actor now turned rapper Aubrey 'Drake' Graham. This 22 year old signed a record deal this June and has already had major hits including 'Best I Ever Had', 'Every Girl - ft. Lil Wayne' and…

Weird questions: How Good Am I?

Ever wondered what the after-sex conversations are like? Personally, I've been asked questions before and I don't mind at all. Usually they go something like, do you like this? Can you do this? Or something like that.B…

Violence is sexy?

Not for me. However, where there's one opinion, there's always another. Megan Fox's opinion: Violence is sexy. And this was fine, until she threatened to kill. She said: "My temper is ridiculously bad. I've had to…

Barack Obama Calls Kanye West A Jackass

Here it is, folks. I'm sure you heard about it by now, but here's the video. Your president in all his awesome glory revealing that no, he is not hitler anti-christ stalin muslin evil incarnate, but rather just a regular…

Top ten Hollywood hotties: Raven-haired edition

Okay I know some people were thinking: WTF?!? WHERE ARE THE OTHER HOTTIES?!? Well guess what? I like them with black hair so this will be the edition that has every other celebrity that you THOUGHT I didn't include, but…

"I like Gossip Girl" explained by a guy

Where do I begin.... Gossip Girl is a rather famous TV series based on NYT's bestselling novel series that first burst onto the scene in 2007. Though I'd never been a fan until I saw Blake Lively, I will justify that…

Procrastination: what do you do?

Procrastination always has a way of seeping into my skin and taking hold of me. As the fall semester began, I was excited to rock all my classes... until I remembered that it would actually entail work. The first couple…

Is Kanye West A Gay Fish?

There has been an uproar recently when Kanye West stormed the stage at the Mtv Video Music Awards. However, this is something South Park saw coming long ago. We all should have listened. After all when has South Park not…

Zoe Saldana vs. Keira Knightley: The Search For a New Mancouch Obsession Tournament

When we last convened we saw (7) Mila Kunis completely own (10) Jessica Biel by the widest margin of the competition so far. It looks like Ms. Kunis is going to be a solid contender for the crown. This was just a a massi…

Why does anyone care about what Kanye West did at the VMAs?

I don't get why anyone cares about the VMAs or Kanye or any of this. It's Mtv, it's an award show for something they don't even show anymore. Mtv since its creation has worked tirelessly to destroy music as an artist…

Five Guys I Really Hate

I've had so much success with my hate articles (Guys All Guys Hate, Women All Guys Hate, and More Guys All Guys Hate) that I want to keep making more, but it's becoming harder and harder to come up with people who are un…

The Mancouch Open: Female Tennis finalists

The US Open is over, so it's time for a new tennis tournament: the Mancouch Open. Here are our contenders: 1) Anna Kournikova Innovator in the "tennis hottie" category. Retired years ago, but is s…

Top 10 Brunette bombshells

Yay it's the highly anticipated brunette edition of Hollywood's top 10 hotties! Number 10: Jennifer Love-Hewitt Number 9: Jennifer Lopez Number 8:

Day Man, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

This is one of my favorite songs... Day Man, from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: (Cut to 1:00 to hear the song itself.) There are a ton of remixes of the song out there, but I think this is the best one: I ca…

Kanye West wins DB of the Year award

Seriously... Kanye West reached a new low last night on the VMAs when he interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to say that Beyonce should've won instead: I had no idea he's actually done this before! Accordi…

Oh no, it's happened again.

Somebody shoot me. He's back, this time in some pretentious teenage drama. That's right. That douche from Twilight decided he hadn't done enough damage, and went and got himself in a vampire tv show. Titled "The Vampire…

Dear Ladies...

While perusing the supermarket checkout counter, I often find myself skimming through magazine articles BY women FOR women about MEN. What men want. What men need. What men like. Recently I read this post on MA…

Can you successfully date a stripper?

Many guys have fantasized about dating a stripper. I am sure there are guys who have had successful relationships with strippers but I always wonder if the relationship could last.

Smelly Cab Drivers

Mancouch, answer me this: what in the world is proper etiquette when you realize that your cabdriver has unbelievable BO? Source I got in a cab recently, and my driver stunk to high heaven. I didn't realize until t…

Arrested Development about to be canceled again!

Season 3 of Arrested Development is about to be pulled off of Hulu! Quick, stock up on your Arrested Development goodness while you still can! http://www.hulu.com/arrested-developmentWhile Season 3 was still up, I've be…

Who's the greatest Superhero?

Ok, I'm really not a geek but this is pretty interesting and makes a great debate. well, amongst the geeks that is... So who is the all time greatest superhero? Is it Superman or Is it Batman? Ok, immediately you're thi…

Dear Boys...

it has come to my attention that many boys aren't sure what to do with themselves. i have decided to provide an easy way to educate yourself on what you CAN do with yourself.PLEASE read the whole thing... it will only ta…

The Office: Season 6 Sneak Peak!

The 6th Season of The Office starts up in almost exactly one week... Thursday, September 17, 2009 at 9:00 PM est! Are you pumped for The Office?

The new "Hot Girl Clock" iPhone app from Japan

This is a clever iPhone app: every minute is a picture of a different Japanese "hot girl" holding up the current time:

Summer dresses have come and gone

SomeEcards.com sums it up nicely: Labor day has come and gone... so summer is officially over. Well the summer equinox has yet to come, but it's there waiting around the corner... like death and taxes. Soon fall w…

12 sure signs that you are old (and by old I mean really old)

I don’t know what it is about this week, but I am addicted to the old dude topic. This sort of stuff comes in waves. Maybe it is the fact that I got lost about 8 times the past two days and I refused to stop for direct…

Stuff Guys Like #4: MEAT.

Since every man in the world had to get here in some manner, he had to get here by eating meat. This is how man clawed his way up the evolutionary ladder, conquering the mastadon, pterodactyl, triceratops, sabertooth ti…

Fighting off sleeping pills

I've been tired recently, so I took a sleeping pill: Immediately after I took it, I decided to try and fight it... and stay up for as long as possible. Why? I have no idea... it was actually a pretty dumb thoug…

The Best Meal of My Life

I was surprised with a steak dinner tonight at Peter Luger's Steakhouse in Brooklyn tonight... yum. Source Man it was good. I got my steak medium rare, and savored every bite of it. I like to use a little extra…

Google's "Hottest Women of 2009"

The recent post "Top 10 Blonde bombshells" was hugely popular... although some people said the list was somewhat arbitrary. So we thought we'd make a TOTALLY arbitrary list of the hottest women of 2009... using nothing…

Measuring your Manhood in Minutes

Since the taboo of size was recently mentioned in a banana measuring post, I thought I'd bring up the other male taboo: time before you free the tadpoles! Disclosure, I am too fast. Ugh. I am a self-confessed rapid-…

Top 10 Blonde bombshells

Since it's Mancouch, it's about time we did a countdown of some of Hollywood's hottest blonde bombshells. Here it is: At number 10... Jessica Simpson. Number 9... Ali Larter Number 8...

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, THE MOVIE!?

I knew this was a long time coming. Since I've read the New York Times Bestseller some three years ago, I had begun following Tucker Max. When I found out that he was writing another book, I almost peed myself. When I f…

Intimidation? Sports Team Names That Just Aren't Up to Par

Upon playing MLB The Show '09 last night, I came across a minor league team called the Montgomery Biscuits. It got me thinking how unintimidating of a name that really is. When we look at sports teams in general, we…

Mila Kunis's padded bra

Mila Kunis had a nice chat with Conan about her new movie "Extract", where she wears a padded bra and/or "prosthetics": Apparently nobody would look her in the face... their eyes would swoop down to her chest and then…

Will Ferrell explains all: Afternoon Delight

You really want to know what love is? Just more proof that everything you need to know about life can be found in either Anchorman or in cartoons. What happened to Will Ferrell... he used to make such awesome movies.…

Obsessed: Beyonce versus Ali Larter

Just finished watching the movie Obsessed. Very mediocre film, predictable so bad that it's not funny. Actors' play is meh-okay. But I watched it all the way to the end. And you know why? Because the last ten minutes wer…

Iron Man 2 Clip Leaked

This five minute clip from Iron Man 2 leaked (from Comic Con, I believe): This could be the best summer blockbuster since... Iron Man 1. What do you think - will Iron Man 2 be a hit or a bust?

Hot girls wearing Headsets... why??

Have you ever noticed how many business sites have pictures of hot girls wearing headsets? Me neither, until I came across the Headset Hotties website: Now I see headset hotties everywhere! I made a collage: My favor…

How guys fix computers (and girls too)

When you're young or a guy, you get asked to fix computer problems all the time. If you're a young guy, it probably happens every day. Which is why I was amused to see this xkcd diagram for how to solve computer proble…

Roommate Horror Stories

Ok, I'll jump on the "back to school" bandwagon. I didn't dorm when I was in college, but I've seen and heard enough to know that it's not always the best experience. My ex's roommate in college had a girlfriend who…

Disney/Marvel Mashups: Mickey Mouse + Wolverine

Mashups of Disney/Marvel characters have been flooding the web for two days now. Mickey mashups seem to be the most popular: Mickey/Wolverine Mickey/Captain America And then there are the more random ones:

Survival Battle: Man vs Wild against Survivorman

Man vs Wild Survivorman VS Who are these two men you say? Well... they are just the most badass mofos ever to walk the earth, t…

Hot Nerd Girls

I have to admit - I'm skeptical that all these nerd-loving girls exist... let alone the smokin' hot ones that are rumored to exist. Source I'm more inclined to agree with the ever irritated erahslover, who had th…

Disney buys Marvel!

I'm not exactly sure how I feel about Disney buying Marvel for the tidy sum of 4 billion dollars. Years of watching Saturday morning cartoons has turned me into a huge fan of X-Men and Spider Man. So when I caught wind t…

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