Source The question was raised "Do girls love nerds? Is this really possible? Would any attractive girl trade in a tanned, athletic, brainless jock for a pasty AV guy? I would, and I have. I consider myself an attract…

I just read this hilarious yet so true post on Just a Guy Thing. The article boils down to this: "America boasts about 150 million men. That’s 150 million flavors of American pervert. As men, we’re like pervy snowflake…

I was talking to a girl I know and she told me, "You're so funny!" Guys love to hear that they are funny. We all know that when girls say you are funny... they are really saying, "You are so amazing, I wish I could be…

Jenna Jameson was just on VH1 and I have to say... she looked awful!! I did some some Googling and apparently she's been addicted to plastic surgery since her retirement. She's put injectable fillers in her lips: Sou…

With all these young guys I know going on dates, I figured they should at least know how it needs to be done. I'm willing to share my extensive knowledge on the subject, since I know exactly what I'm talking about.Say yo…

For some reason I've seen it in all the movies. The man's about to run out on the basketball court... or go hit on the chick in the corner...

A reader wrote in to share this fascinating fact: "There was a Cosmo writer on TV who said that the women who ran the magazine would create the man's view on a topic and then farm it out to a male contractor to write. I…

Over the weekend, I was rummaging through some old stuff in the garage when I came across a blank VHS tape. There were no markings on the tape, but I was almost certain what was on it. It was some of my old porn!Almost i…

Ted Kennedy passed away last night at the age of 77. If you turn on the news anytime in the next week or so you're going to see something about this, usually followed by some one calling him the lion of the Senate or…

That's true, that's my official self depreciating name I use in moments of supreme stupidity where the conventional application of common sense is removed. Source I don't know when I began to use the term only that,…

"DA-HA-HAHAHAH-HA-HAHA-HAAAAHAA, That was a rich one!"...Or whoever the hell he laughs. The most lovable sponge in the sea..ocean..whatever, is the last thing anybody would consider manly. He blows bubbles, catches…

Last time on the Tournament: (6) Lucy Liu defeated (11) Rosario Dawson making that the third time in six match ups the gal I was rooting for has lost. So as unfortunate as it is, I have to give in. This competition took…

I find myself in love with movies that are just awesomely bad. The acting is silly, the script hilarious and the best part is the film is usually not meant to be a comedy (and if it was than it wasn't trying to be funn…

Most television shows premiere their seasons episodes in September, and draw them to a close in May. In the summer, we are flooded with re-runs, bad reality television, and a handful of reality game shows. I would like t…

Finally a good Entourage episode tonight! This season has been awful... I'm tired of watching E have girlfriend problems. Here are my favorite things to watch on the show:

DISCLAIMER: There is no way I will seem like anything more than an a-hole after admitting this, but it has to be said.I'd like to openly admit something: I think...I think I might be a little on the misogynistic side, t…

I mean she's hot and can cook... sexy and can cook...

Outer space, that is. You guys are probably beginning to think I have a thing for having sex in odd places but I promise, this one wasn't my doing! Joyouswind@xanga left this question on my post about paper airplane…

Most people discuss Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, James Bond, and other various iconic characters from films, TV shows and the like, when it comes to those who resemble masculine ideals. But I don't recall seeing any posts a…

I love getting professional massages but I prefer not to get happy endings. You'd figure, that's not an impossible request right? Somewhere in New York City, it should be possible to get a massage without having the…

Mike Talon, a good friend of mine on DeviantArt, has caved in and decided to share some of his tips on how to win over the ladies. Guys, follow his rules and you might suddenly see a difference in how women react to you.…

Last time the Tournament convened (12) Christina Hendricks' bountiful gifts proved unable to overcome (5) Hayden Panettiere in a devastating loss for the redhead from Mad Men. It was particularly devastating for me becau…

I noticed a girl today who was wearing a belt under her boobs. What??! My first thought was: wow "fashion" makes hot girls do the dumbest things. My second thought was: wow that belt really pushes up her boobs! The…

You can check out Part 1 and Part 2 of Mr. Jin's series at the links above. DO, walk her to her house/apartment/shack/box/under the bridge/ditch/whatever. Just because I said not to make the move, does not mean you cann…

Part 1 of Mr. Jin's series can be found here. DON'T, drink if you're Asian and are cursed with the "Asian Glow". Girls can hide some of the redness with powder and makeup, you my friend, cannot. Being purple in a dimly…

Mr. Jin's "Man's Survival Guide" got me thinking about dates. Specifically, how do you prep for a hot date that you're really excited about? Personally, my method is pretty straightforward: Hit the gym for a light work…

Check out this picture aptly called, "The Twins" (source): Be honest: did you notice that the two girls were twins?

The Tesla Roadster electric car can go from 0-60 mph in 3.9 seconds... the fact that it comes in hot red is icing on the cake. It starts at the low low price of $109k... at that price, you might as well get two. In…

I mean for real why the hell am I watching this crap. Why is Freddie Prince Jr. on it? Source What the heck is going on? I am bored, I had no clue I was redneck bored. Holy cow. I know that I watched it like 11 yea…

Watching Star Wars should be a requirement these days... but when I ask people these days if they've seen it, they usually assume I'm referring to Episodes 1-3. WTF??? Episodes 1-3 sucked. The original trilogy is wher…

I know it's very superficial to think someone's name is a turn-off but sometimes... Just sometimes, there should be a list of names that parents just should NOT name their children after. Has anyone ever had this exper…

It's a very rare thing to hear of a guy like myself defend modern day pop acts like the Jonas Brothers who are adored by so many young girls but my personal curiosity is to why they are constantly being ridiculed so much…

It's so simple... you can do it too, if you follow Don Draper's four easy steps: Steps 1-3 seem so simple... Step 4 is slightly tricky though. Here it is again, in list form:

District 9 has a lot of explosions... crazy effects... and unbelievable gore... combined with a dark and powerful look at South African slum/shantytowns populated with nothing but alien "prawns". Source It was pre…

I'm thinking about seeing District 9 this weekend... the new scifi movie that has aliens living in South Africa (of course, apartheid rears its head again). Source Source It has an 88% on RottenTomatoes... plus it…

Let's face it... if you're a woman, you probably came on Mancouch to get a better understanding of why a man is the way he is. Source I don't want to know about your personal life, so I'm just gonna take a guess and sa…

My husband is a great speaker, intelligent, and can rock a suit. He is courteous and polite in his speech... until he gets with his friends. The Hangover - a prime example of guys being idiots together. "Ni**a please…

Well not just a dog... a guy in a dog suit:                                                                                             See more funny videos and Funny Videos at Today's Big Thing. Truly awesome...…

I found this on my friend's facebook. Yes I have creepy friends who must be buying their condoms online. I really hope he didn't try to "Get it for less".

In case you haven't been watching the tonight show, Conan O'Brien rather early on in his run purchased slightly off and really creepy wax statues of Tom Cruise and Fonzie. They became recurring characters on the show, al…

I'm pretty sure most of you have seen, and enjoyed, the SNL hit known as "Jizz in My Pants": However, evidently, there's been a rebuttal to that, made by women:

I want to say that this is an epic prank:                                                                                             See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing. But it's kinda messe…

This blew my mind... gutsiest thing I've seen all year: See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing. What I don't get is... what was his backup plan? What was he gonna do if he…

"They call it the Opt Out village": Google Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village I guess it's time we all just suck it up and pay homage to our new corporate overlords: Google! Best…

So far I've made lists of guys who all guys hate and guy who all guys love. Now it is on to the women folk. We've been searching for a new obsession, but these are ladies that guys just can't stand: The Entire Cast of S…

This is pretty epic:                                                                                             See more funny videos and TBT Videos at Today's Big Thing. Normally we'd send this video onto our fr…

Don't you absolutely hate when your nasal passages are clogged? I know I do. Consciously breathing out of your mouth is an annoyance. When my nose is stuffy, I'll try everything I can do unstuff it. I'll hold my breath…

Fake tans, jewelry, lip gloss, globs of hair product, puckering their lips in pictures? Sounds like I'm describing a superficial teenage girl, but I'm not. These are men that spend more time in the bathroom than their g…

This is pretty epic... the poor guy thinks he's just getting a Coke out of the fridge, but in fact it's been prepped with a Mento trigger: HAHAHahahaha... now I kinda want to try this. But check out the Coke - it get…

Does anyone remember that old trick where you'd type "5318008" in a calculator... and then turn it upside down? Haha, does anyone even remember calculators? *cues nostalgic music* When I was a kid, we had to make o…

I loved this quote from Neil: "If a man has an opinion and a woman isn't around to hear it, is he still wrong?" Why is it that when I describe how guys think in a post, some girls feel the need to tell me that I'm wrong…

This is a hilariously scary look at the way we communicate in the modern world. A look at how technology has shaped the modern mating dance. It's called texting your way to love and it's from SuperNews on Current. Check…

We are now entering the third match up in round 1! In our last battle we had a match up of two intelligent and classy ladies as we saw our very first upset with (15) Natalie Portman taking down the People's Choice Candid…

Recently my friend sent me this letter that he got from his dorm.

I love my friends, some of them to me are as close as brothers, others, distant acquaintances. However, the truth of the matter is that despite the value of the relationships I have with my friends there is no possib…

I've been thinking, if Wonder Woman were to get the live action movie, who in the blue hell would play her? This isn't a rinky-dink casting call and I think it's one of the most difficult in existence. Think about it, W…

Working at a Store That Sells Porn is Weird Pt. 5 "What, more of this shit?" you ask? Damn right, more of this shit. Strap yourself in for the ride, Honky-tonk. The first occurred a couple days ago. This guy, who I shal…

Looking at the photos, can anyone see the resemblance in the women? Catherine Zeta-Jones Catherine Zeta-Jones first burst onto the scene most notably as Elena in The Mask of Zorro and then in Traffic but what reall…

After hearing my share of tunes that clearly mention sex, I'm surprised I might be the only dude who heard a rap group advocate condoms.Now, personally, I'm not big on sexual songs. If it is done right and actually brews…

You mean to tell me that of all the men that all men like, you didn't list that man who:*made you look up the Bible for Samuel L. Jackson's famous line *said the famous line "dead ni**er storage" without and not even…

I went to Hooters the other day, and when we got inside, I noticed that my sister and I were the girls there, except the waitresses. I didn't mind though, all the girls seemed really nice, and happy. Everyone had b…

Here's a collection of license plates that will make you go "huh?" or "lol" or I did it for the luls.

The Whitest Kids U Know is an amazing sketch comedy group that started out on Fuse and now are on IFC (where they've been for the past 2 seasons). I highly suggest you watch them. This clip is from their first season and…

As a lot of you guys and girls may have heard, yesterday, John Hughes died yesterday while walking in New York. He wrote and directed some of the most important and beloved movies of the 1980s, and though you never w…

Okay, so I've read like 4 posts about boobs in the past 2 days. And I'm wondering...what's the big deal? They're only boobs. I mean, people are ranting on and on about having big boobs/small boobs and boob jobs. Gi…

Many of you have probably already seen this video that I came across on the oh so famous Youtube.... I'm on the fence here. But I don't know. Some part of me thinks this is funny....and in some ways I kinda feel like…

It's a cold morning, and the first thing you want to do is jump into a nice, hot shower. The water pours out and you instantly forget all your problems, but that's not all that you forget... before you can even realize…

When I was 12, Fox's long-running show 24 was just starting. Though we'd all become pretty familiar with Jack Bauer's antics, the impression that the first show left on me was a little different: "Dude, Jack's daughter…

80's and 90's child stars all GROWED UP.I used to think some if these chicks were mad hot. I've assigned them points according to how Fappable* they were/are.

It's official: "Scientists have found that ... the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms." The quotes from this article are priceless, and surpass any possible commentary I could possibly a…

I have been seriously considering growing my beard again. I will be posting my thoughts on beards in a blog maybe this weekend or so. In the mean time I was wondering what your thoughts about beards....from a religiou…

I had an epiphany the other day as I was wandering across the Internets. I don't really understand fake boobs. In fact, I find them rather intimidating. They just aren't very friendly. It was weird because this w…

Napoleon Complex: when a man of short stature tries to compensate by being overly aggressive. I've known a number of Napoleans in my time. Fought a couple too. One of my closest friends, a marine named Oso, is a haz…

Greek statues have raised the self esteem of men around the world. Guys always feel better after a trip to the museum, as Greek statues make us all look good. I always wondered why Greek statues had such small packages…

In response to the post "How Big is too Big?" (I'm late, I know!) How big is too big in the mens department? We all know the saying, "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean." However, we also kno…

Four women in Wausau Wisconsin decided to get even with a two timing, I mean quad timing man. The cheater had been fooling around with all of the women and managed to scam money out of them as well. One of the revenge se…

Ladies, there is a new way to get strong, sexy arms and shoulders. Without further ado, I present to you, the Shake Weight. This is a new and never before thought of workout! By moving your hands up and down quickly…

This here is kinda awesome. It's also the backbone of a million fanfics all across the internets (heh heh backbone). This video explore the relationship between Kirk and Spock, perhaps suggesting that they are a bit more…

I randomly stumbled on this video of a retractable car door - wow check it out!! One of the coolest things I've ever seen on a car. I like how the narrator casually mentions that in order to allow the door to retract…

Sometimes, I come to wonder what I really contribute to sites like Mancouch. I'm not really a sports fan, but like playing soccer and swimming. I'm an electronic and anti-folk songwriter and musician in my spare time. B…

Sooooo, it's my birthday in four days, and it's got me thinking. First off, I don't really want anything this year. I've got basically everything I want. (Which I've deduced makes it either very difficult or very easy f…

There comes a time in everyone's life (or maybe not) where they become convinced the Universe hates them or perhaps that the Universe was created simply as some cruel game made to torment them. This is that moment for…

Everybody has a favorite word, whether they realize it or not. But let's talk about me for a second. My favorite word is Jagweed. (Capitalized because it's a proper noun. Let's be grammatically correct here, if not poli…

Once upon a time (but really about 9 years ago), I remember seeing this pretty girl that I liked. I had these odd feelings for her that consisted of more than what the average 11 year old's brain should. I realized tha…

Could they be any worse? And in this specific instance I'm not actually referring to the atrocious state of them. However, I will go over that first anyway, just for emphasis. Now the public council gritter (cockn…

Yes, Public Poo Anxiety! Do they have a support group for this? Because: Me: Hi, My name is Keri. The rest of you: Hi Keri! Me: For years, I have struggled with the the inability to give in to the urgency of my bowels i…

Someone recently posted a Xanga idea: Get Rid of Mancouch, because it "serves no purpose". That's ridiculous. We have a purpose - Megan Fox. Just kidding - it's just about amusing ourselves and having fun. And ac…

PLEASE NOTE: This post is PG-13, and presents a frank "behind the scenes" look at working at an store that sells adult videos (part 1 and part 2 are here). If you are easily offended, don't go beyond the cut tag...

The other day I announced that we would have a tournament to see who the new Mancouch obsession should be. I announced that Scarlett Johansson would be the number one seed and gave you, the commenters, to name the n…