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What it's like to have a penis
Because it is a significant time spent alone performing routine tasks, the shower is often a site of creative thoughts. Because it is a place of nudity, sometimes these thoughts turn to one's own anatomy, and its place i… -
Shakira, yay or nay?
I've been a Shakira fan for a long time, so I was excited that her new video (for the single "She Wolf") finally came out. The dancing and outfits in this video have inspired me to submit Shakira for consideration as a M… -
I can Haz Real-ish Topix?
A recent post reduced all of Mancouch posts to be about Megan Fox, boobs or pretty much a derivative between the two. So I figured I would do a post about something real-ly cool. Something really cool. Guns. I lo… -
For People Who Love Everything About Porn...
...Except the sex... there's PG Porn! Authentic porn, minus the sex. With titles like "Nailing Your Wife" and "Roadside Ass-istance," you'd think these videos on Spike would be NSFW. Instead, they're absolutely h… -
Misadventures in Racism!
Well, folks, there's been a lot of cuh-razy crap goin' on in the world of Post-Racial America these days. Ever since January 20th, we believed that racism disappeared overnight, that the clouds of racist intolerance had… -
What's your favorite drinking song?
Everyone knows that the proper mixture of the right music matched with the right drink makes for an incredible night of drinking. Music is often a pretty huge factor in our decisions of where to drink and with whom: no m… -
Dissapearing Bikini - Just Add Water
( Image Source) EDIT: It is being sold HERE, and, as KrazeeKunoichi009 pointed out, HERE for the male version... not quite as appealing, but there you have it. The "Get Naked" bikini is all the rage in Germany. Wh… -
The Perks of Being a Vampire
As some of you may know, I'm pretty obsessed with True Blood. I've been recommending it to everyone I know, watching old episodes with series n00bs, and damn near peeing myself whenever I think about the upcoming episode… -
Now Your iPhone Can Tell You How Much You Suck At Sex
A new iPhone application called "Passion" can now rate your sexual performance out of 10. So when you start getting consistent 2's you'll now that your girlfriend has been faking her orgasms for the last eight months.… -
Did Entourage jump the shark?
Everyone's favorite five-way bromance has returned this summer for its (holy crap) 6th season. I don't know about you, but I've been watching Entourage since it first premiered back in 2004, from the days when Vince was… -
I have a confession to make
Hey, "Mancouch"! I'm Actually A Girl!!! No, not a woman, a girl. I'm legal in three or so years, so, yeah. See, not only men can do this. I observed you for a week or and I got a hang of how you think: -
Reliving 90s Pop Culture in 2010.
With 2009 coming to close, and being the last year of the 1st decade from the New Millennium, it looks like different pop cultural resources such as VH1 will be taking people on a nostalgic trip to the 90s come 2010. (… -
Have You Forgotten Someone... or Two? Jessica Biel and Freida Pinto
I am pretty sure this is not just me! These two are not the kind of girls that only girls think are attractive. They are both worthy of becoming the new obsession, yet I haven't come across them as candidates. I used to… -
Things Men Like/Dislike
As a follow up to last week;s escapade of over-generalizing comments about what women like/dislike...Heh heh. Anyways, Mancouch, if you put "some" in the title of this post, I'mma punch you in da eye. Also, I am a self p… -
"Small Package Syndrome"
ever been insecure and posted anonymously on an internet forum or blog about your insecurity about your "package?" ever asked for advice, pleaded for help, wondered if you were forever doomed to suffer this disease, reje… -
Mancouch's Political Candidate (please, read past the word "political")
This is Stephanie Clifford, better known as porn star Stormy Daniels. Thanks to the campaign of some of her fans, she is strongly considering a run for the United States Senate, running in her home state of Louisiana.… -
What (some) men like in their women
"How do you tell which women only other women would find gorgeous... and which women men find attractive?" - ojingo That's a great question, and I'd be glad to clear that up! If a woman is not attractive but she is tal… -
Girls I Miss: Tara Reid
Mancouch editor nprospect has a segment about music he misses from his youth, and I really like it, so I'm flat-out stealing it with a bit of a twist. This week is my first installment, a woman who made being an awk… -
The Ugly Truth... about Chick Flicks.
I spent Sunday afternoon at the Grove in LA. A lady friend of mine wanted to catch a movie, of course being the movie buff I am, I agreed. But unbeknownst to me, we were going to see a "chick flick". All I knew… -
Working at a Store That Sells Porn is Weird, Pt. 2
Last time, I covered the Stereotypes. Those are the guys you pass on the street and just naturally think "I bet that guy is on his way to buy porn." But what you may be shocked to know is that there are also highly educa… -
Mancouch is on fire
Mancouch has been on fire lately: we've had a big increase in submissions and traffic, thanks to all of you! But I have a request... please, no more submissions about whether or not something is "manly". I hang ou… -
"Never trust a guy with no friends."
I know a lot of girls that have no friends, and I don't really hold it against them. It's tough to stay friends with other girls, and guys usually want more (well, if the girl is attractive or interesting). But I'v… -
One of us is Crazy.
I'm not one to bring personal arguments into the public eye - especially ones that take place between myself and my boyfriend. But I think the time has come for third-party involvement, as neither of us will budge on o… -
A Man, His Grandfather, and a Fish
This summer I decided to learn to cook. I figured it was a good thing to do to be self-sufficient. Between the declining economy, and the fact that I am in college now and will soon have to provide for myself, I figure… -
Even Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models take Myspace Mirror profile pics
If you gave 19 cameras to 19 Sports Illustrated swimsuit models... what sort of pictures would they take? Apparently, they would take 18 "Myspace Mirror" profile pics. Yes, that's right, we're talking almost 95% mirror… -
August 4th: A Day Without Megan Fox, across the entire (male) Internet
I don't really have a problem with Megan Fox. Do I think that she can act? Absolutely not, but most of our Mancouch obsessions can't either (notable exception: Natalie Portman, who does have an Oscar nomination under… -
Pop Star Showdown: Lady Gaga vs. Katy Perry
Lady Gaga and Katy Perry strike me as two pop stars who are easy to love or hate. While they certainly are not guaranteed to remain at the top of the charts, their lyrics and style are notable enough for millions of… -
How much do YOU watch?
Mancouch has recently been doing a little bit more talking about porn than usual (see here, which I really hope becomes a long-lasting series, and here). Personally, I don't watch that much, although when I finally go… -
Why the f0x will never be stopped.
Oookay, I'm getting a little.....suspicious of this whole "New Megan" addiction. So first off we started with the Fox addiction. The ratio of Fox posts to Non-Megan Fox posts (may I be smited for naming her) was about 9:… -
What Kids' Television Has Taught Me
Sigh, where would I be without children's television? What it has taught me is incredible. Just take a look: Nothing beats beating your kid. Woman/Bee relationships aren't weird at ALL. It's a part of this life. We can… -
Young, Not Quite Sexy, Buttfloss
Many teenagers nowadays, are wearing thongs. I don't, as I only see them as buttfloss. Seriously, who wants a piece of string stuck up their crack all day? I know I don't. When I was in middle school, almost every… -
An Alternate List Of Hotties Who Are Hotter Than Megan Fox
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Strahovski strikes back.
On a previous post about Yvonne Strahovski, Meowmeowkimmaee said this: I think the difference is that she doesn't give off the "sensual" vibe. Maybe it's the lips. Maybe it was the princess Leia get up... maybe it made h… -
How Sex And Drawing Are the Same
(Image Source) I recently read an awesome book by Danny Gregory called The Creative License: Giving Yourself Permission to Be the Artist You Truly Are (wow that's a mouthful, but it's a great book). In between pep ta… -
Working in a Store That Sells Porn is Weird
For the past two summers, I've worked at a CD/Game Exchange type place. We pay people almost nothing for their games/movies/CDs/etc and then sell it back for 10x more. And the employees are paid almost nothing and this s… -
Favorite Part on A Woman?
Not just teh boobs or butt. I personally love back dimples on girls, even though I am a girl, I just love to look at them. What's your favorite part on a woman? Why? -
The Kama Sutra On A Bedsheet!
Who reads books anymore? If I want to know some sex positions from the Kama Sutra, I'll just surf the net. Or better yet, just get one of these bedsheets: The website sums it up the best: "Through its unique design,… -
Yvonne Strahovski
In the search for a new obsession I have to submit... Not only is she (in my opinion) way better looking than ...you know... Agent Sarah Walker from the show Chuck, can also act. What do you think? Does she have a shot? -
Name That Booty!
Name that booty! Exhibit A: Exhibit B: -
My In-Game Reporter Is Hotter Than Yours
This, my friends, is the lovely and talented Heidi Watney - NESN's in-game reporter for the Boston Red Sox. As you can tell, she's quite adorable and just gives me another awesome reason to love watching the Sox. I k… -
The Search For a New Mancouch Obsession
There have been many posts recently on finding a replacement for the Fox of Megan as the official Mancouch obsession. Well, I say it's time to put an end to this once and for all. We're going to have a tournament (I'… -
Can Musicals Be Manly?
I'm going to start out completely honestly. I hate musicals. I do. When Chicago won the Academy Award for Best Picture I was livid. I couldn't believe it. I actually saw Chicago on stage once in London and was bored t… -
Is pr0n really that bad?
So I was browsing blogs again and came across this one Click Me Of course by now I am somewhat smart (sometimes) so I didn't leave a comment since I know better than piss religious people off. Anyway, the blog got me thi… -
10 Korean Females Guaranteed to Replace You-Know-Who...
...once Americans start to know the difference between korean, chinese, and japanese people (HAHA NOT HAPPENING I KNOW!). anyway, sorry, large pictures but you must see and acknowledge. this isn't in order of hotness, th… -
Why do so many girls crop their boyfriends out of profile pics?
Why do girls post pics of themselves with their boyfriends cropped out? Here's a somewhat famous example: The girl here is the new girlfriend of soon-to-be divorce Jon of "Kate + Jon + 8", so OK, in that particular in… -
How many people go to a gym?
In a month my gym membership will expire. I need to decide if I want to pay the 3 digit annual membership fee again. The past year working out has not been hugely successful for me. I'm curious how many people actually… -
Youtube Addiction of the Day: Auto-Tune the News
I just spent the last 45 minutes watching all of these videos (there are six in total). Here is the latest. -
My Quest for a Chest
You would think I was the offspring of Pamela Anderson and Hugh Heffner. I was fascinated by boobs. I was not attracted to them but I wanted to have them. Here is a story about my journey of developing! I. Be Caref… -
The Hunt For More Foxes Continues: Part 3 of Mancouch-Worthy Women (Reader's Choice)
I have a small question: Remember back in the day, when cute or hot women used to be called "foxes"?OK, guys. We had ourselves a man perspective, and we have a woman's perspective for mancouch. (Ed's note: and a man's co… -
The Anti-Emasculation Congregation
According to Webster's Online Dictionary, the word "emasculate" has a couple definitions. Besides one that is completely irrelevant (had something to do with flowers) and one that's a little bit too literal for this (… -
10 Females That Can Replace M3gn F0% (A Female's Perspective): A Male Response
First of all I'd like to thank El Prego Nikki for doing god's working and selecting a range of gorgeous women for guys to gawk at incessantly. Really, we here at mancouch thank you from the bottom of our hearts. Y… -
Why you should never get a Twilight tattoo.
As if you need reasons not to get tattoo of Twilight... this link shows 14 people who got Twilight-inspired tats. This one girl got a double-whammy: a Twilight tat on her hand ("be safe"), and a Harry Potter tattoo on… -
Small vs Fake Boobs
I've been reading some Mancouch posts and ultimately I view posts that may apply to me.I find myself venturing towards what men think about women’s bodies, butt, boobs, etc. As I was browsing through these posts I fo… -
10 Females that can replace M3g@n F0% (A female's perspective)
So after reading the newest Mancouch post about 10 females who could easily replace MF, my cousin and I decided to write 10 from a female perspective.Nicki Manaj Come on! Lil Wayne's baby mama. The man's got good taste… -
Why Do Women Think That Victoria's Secret is Less Fake than Playboy?
Recently, we posted on this site comparing Victoria's Secret and Playboy. It struck me how many women in the comments section seemed to prefer Victoria's Secret on the grounds that their models were less fake. Now,… -
Usher vs. Keyboard Cat
This is kinda awesome on multiple levels. It's a mash-up between Usher and the famed internet sensation, play him off keyboard cat. This made my day. Sometimes it's just fun to watch something that will make you smile. H… -
Things (some) Women Like/Dislike
As I am a mini expert on women, I've compiled a list of things they like and dislike. I call myself an expert because I've been raised by women all my life, having a single mom and matriarchal Grandma. Then there's the e… -
10 Girls That Can Easily Replace Whatshername (Part 1)
Let me be blunt. I don't know a thing and a half about M#$%@ F&!, All I ever know is about her sexuality and how it is basically pushed into the foreground by Lovelyish and Transformers alike. I'm even lucky to bump… -
Satisfying the Bunny
I want to take this opportunity to thank Mancouch's #1 fan: BunnyParfait. Bunny likes to comment on our posts with supportive comments (emphasis added): On Japanese image clubs: "This isn't just a "Japanese" thin… -
Do men like women with makeup?
I was slightly ignoring my boyfriend on the phone while I was surfing the web. I stumbled upon a video for face contouring and completely zoned out. Thankfully, he understands me enough to just let me be. After the vi… -
Busted Neon Signs that spell something Awesome
I'm sure I'm the only immature guy that laughed when he saw these busted neon signs: -
Little cars for everyone
Cars these days seem to be shrinking in size. Wasn't it only a few years ago when giant, over the top, gas guzzling cars were the in thing? How the tables have turned! When can society find a happy medium? I suppose sm… -
Peekaboob vs MySpace Mirrors vs Kissy Pose
Recently, a Mancouch post claimed that the Kissy Pose was "the most ridiculous photo setup in the world." OK, I admit it's ridiculous, but most ridiculous? There are so many poses that rival the Kissy Pose for sheer rid… -
Penelope Cruz: Brunette or Blonde?
It should be a crime for a brunette like Penelope to go blonde. Here she is as a natural brunette: And here she is wearing a platinum blonde wig playing a call girl in the 2009 movie, "Los abrazos rotos": -
The BOOB question
i don't have big boobs. or i like to think that i just have fully developed breasts on such a small body. but whatever the reason is, people seem to think that my boobs are huge. i disagree, obviously.i like being compli… -
Do the right thing? Giving up your seat
Imagine you're waiting on the platform in the subway after a long day in the city. You were walking around, taking in the sights and enjoying nice conversation with some friends. You can't even count how many blocks you… -
Mancouchiness and "She Who Can Not Be Named"
It's been a full week since we temporarily stopped publishing blogs about She Who Can Not Be Named. So as of today, our boycott is officially over! But no worries, we're going to hold off on blogging about her.. and… -
Have you ever heard of a "F3llatio Ratio"?
I had never heard of this concept before... but as usual, Urban Dictionary came to the rescue: In a sexual relationship, the overall ratio of fellatio performed to cunnilingus.Dave: Yo man, my girl just dumped me. I… -
The Easy-Bake Oven For Boys: I Miss Creepy Crawlers
Before I get started I have to take issue with my own title. Anyone who partook in the wonders of creepy crawlers knows that is was not an easy bake oven for boys! Easy-Bake ovens sucked and creepy crawlers were awes… -
Hustler vs. Cosmo: Which is More Obscene?
My freshman year of college, I would say was of the epic variety. That spring break my group of friends went to stay at one of our friends' time share in Killington, Vermont. The car I went up in featured: my fr… -
Where did the Peace Sign pose come from?
After reading the post by @reckless_eagle about the infamous Kissy Pose, I decided to write about another pose we see popping up all over international culture: the Peace sign. Often seen as a Japanese stereotype, t… -
Historical Dumbass of the Week
As I was looking at my Made-in-China East Coast slaves, I was wondering what in the world I should do with all the silk worms I'd been harvesting. Suddenly, I came across a video where all of my problems were solved. Thi… -
If A Demon Child You Adopted Murders Your Entire Family, It's Your Own Damn Fault
The recent release of the movie, The Orphan, has brought calls of protests from adoption agencies and orphanages across the country claiming that it will discourage prospective parents from adopting. Really they shou… -
Monkey See, Monkey Do: The Media Made me do "it"
"Teens who prefer popular songs with degrading sexual references are more likely to engage in intercourse or in pre-coital activities, U.S. researchers say. Dr. Brian A. Primack of the University of Pittsburgh School… -
Who is the King of Late Night?
Recently I asked the Mancouchurians who they preferred: Conan or Letterman. It was a resounding win for the much beloved CoCo. However, there were a few posts that caught my eye. There were a number of Craig Ferguso… -
Kissy Pose
What's up with the "Kissy Pose"? It's the most ridiculous photo setup in the world: Hold the camera at arms length, twist your head to the same side as the camera, make a kissy face, and shoot the picture. Apparently yo… -
Japanese "Image Clubs" - Yay or Nay?
I stumbled upon this term a few days ago, Imekura (イメクら), otherwise known as "Image Clubs". They are a type of brothel in Japan that caters to men with certain sexual fantasies and desires. A little similar to Japan's l… -
The Most Interesting Marketing Scheme in the World
Decent beer, Dos Equis, has been running a bunch of commercials lately featuring "The Most Interesting Man In The World" that are, much like the beer itself, mediocre. Yet these commercials seemingly have a ton of buz… -
"Girls Gone Wild" Pitch Meeting
I tend to be something of a night owl. Being awake at late hours (or early, depending on your point of view) brings to your attention commercials that don't air at other hours. Mostly because they can't. This is the… -
Tattoo Typos: Chicken and Broccoli
Both I and the image source are hoping that this guy thinks his tattoo is his name. Bad girl! Bad! Before you get a tattoo in any foreign language, make sure you double and triple check that the tattoo actually says… -
"Guys Aren't Really Ready For My Intellect"
I was just out having lunch when I overheard one man say this to another. I didn't hear the rest of the conversation, but from the tone I'm guessing that he was repeating something a woman said. Beautiful women are… -
Why I follow Emma Watson on Twitter
Last time I wrote about Emma Watson, there were over 3000 views and 70 comments. Since Emma Watson is definitely legal these days, I decided to follow her on Twitter. Here are some examples of why I do so: This looks… -
ShamWow Techno Remix!!!
Holy crap, Man Couch Potatoes!! First of all, there are few things in this world as bad ass as the number 1 infomercial of all time by CNBC readers. Second of all, I never thought I'd see or hear anything funnier than wh… -
Why Women Still Aren't Funny
Do you agree with him or no? I can see his point of view when it comes to the necessity to be funny. As he states men have more of a requirement to make a girl laugh then a girl does to make a guy laugh. Women like a… -
Most Embarrassing Moment?
I've had my fair share of embarrassing moments. They range from various instances of waving to people who apparently weren't waving at me to having to go up to the board with an erection. But I have to say that the a… -
Conan vs. Letterman
Conan "Coco" O'Brien has recently taken over the role of host of the Tonight Show. There were many worries about how he would transitioning to the earlier time slot. Things like what would have to be lost (we miss… -
Erin Andrews is Crazy Hot
In case you haven't heard, ESPN's resident hot-as-hell sideline reporter Erin Andrews has a cute little video hiding somewhere in Ole Grandpa Internet's closet. Yours truly happens to be lucky enough to have gotten hi… -
Hooker pickup lines
My neighborhood is crawling with hookers, for reasons that I've never quite understood. As a result, I've been propositioned loads of times in the last year... especially at night. Usually, the lines lack in subtlety… -
If a Real Woman Has Curves, What Does a Real Man Have?
I'm tired of the "real woman" posts. I'm not fat, nor am I a stick. I am right in the middle, so where do I fit in? I don't care; that's where! But I was thinking--with all this talk about real women, what about the men… -
Michael Jordan and a Giant Inflatable Erection
That's right, folks. This is totally real. Somehow a giant inflatable penis made its way onto NBC's live coverage of the American Century Championship, a celebrity golf tournament taking place at Lake Tahoe, featuring th… -
The "Top 40 Badass Movies of the Last 10 Years."
I honestly wonder if sometimes, people just throw darts at a dartboard of ideas to come up with their newest countdown ideas. This didn't really prove me wrong. This is Gunaxin's "Top 40 Badass Movies of the Last 10… -
Is the Wii for guys?
"Real men don't play Wii!!!" It was a horrible thought, and certainly as untrue as thoughts do come, so I instantly summoned up a host of rebuttals to combat this awful statement and prove that Nintendo's console-lea… -
Beer guts not associated with beer?
That's right. Drinking beer doesn't make you get a beer gut. -Waits as billions of guys around the world cheer- By much of society's presumptions on liquor, it sparked the rumor of drinking beer makes you have a bl… -
This is "EXCUSE" JEOPARDY!
Don't ask me what made me think of this. I guess this is just how life feels sometimes.THIS IS... EXCUSE JEOPARDY!!!Alex Trebeck: Welcome back to Excuse Jeopardy. Let's take a look at our scores. Mitch is currently in t… -
The 5 Worst Dating Show Ideas Ever
I've been spending a lot of time on abc.com lately (because of my Lost addiction), so I've seen plenty of commercials for their new dating show "Dating in the Dark". Basically, the premise is they stick two strangers in… -
Man Items
What are man items? They are items that generally men have, men want, and men need at all times -- but can only be understood why as men! Certain items like baseball gloves that we never use, baseball hats that are comp… -
Bachelors, Is Your Apartment Lady-Friendly?
Beer and Pizza is your staple diet. Your idea of comfort is a cold black leather couch with a glass and stainless steel coffee table. Cleaning may involve sweeping the crumbs off the couch and taking out the trash. But e… -
Free AK-47 with purchase of new car!
According to the New York Times: Max Motors [of Butler, Missouri] is offering vouchers for AK-47s. “Max Motors is giving away an AK-47 with every truck purchase!!!” says the promotion on the dealership’s Web site. I… -
0r@l S3x and "The Tap"
I was amazed at the self confidence it took to share this comment, on the recent post about 0r@l S3x: "i can't say much if the oral sex technique is bad, and he asks you to stop. in that case, you really should stop."… -
Pinky toe stubbings
My poor pinky toe is so small and frail. Loosely hanging off the edge of my foot, it's almost asking to be knocked carelessly into chair legs, doors, and cabinets. It feels as though with every swing of my leg, my pinky… -
Is Victoria's Secret that it is legally indecent?
Did you know that ever year, the FCC receives multiple indecency complaints about the annual Victoria's Secret fashion show... from groups like the "American Family Association"? They object because the FCC "places… -
Who should buy condoms?
With all of this talk about it being weird for guys to buy tampons, some have responded with the idea that it's a double standard because men are the ones that should buy condoms. -
Is Singing Manly?
I could describe what I believe the stereotypical manly man is, but instead I'll just say two words: Chuck Norris. (Image Source) Ok, now that we're on the same page, imagine Chuck Norris. Now imagine him singing.… -
Will Smith is in Too Many Movies
I love you, ya son of a b*tch, but you're in too many movies. See, I tend to get all of you mixed up sometimes. And then it just gets bad. So please, stay out of movies for a few years, so I can sort out all of th… -
"Trimming the bush so the tree stands taller."
Gillette, famous primarily for its razors, is really scraping the bottom of the barrel in an effort to move razors from store shelves. Their latest tactic is this, one of the more baffling things I've ever seen: Ye… -
Loud Sex and Neighbors
I was reading this article on Just A Guy Thing, and (after I stopped laughing at the situation) I started thinking about it. On one hand, I can imagine having to explain what those scary sounds coming from the neighb… -
Black Widow: Scarlet Johansson vs Eliza Dushku
There was some controversy as to who would make a better Black Widow in Iron Man 2: Eliza Dushku: Or Scarlett Johansson (she got the role, much to the disappointment of some fans). Here is a publicity shot: -
The Most Interesting Man in the World: "He lives vicariously through himself."
"The police often question him just because they find him interesting." According to Stltoday.com: Euro RSCG created the 'Most Interesting Man in the World' to sell Heineken USA's Dos Equis brand. And he can drive a… -
The secret to unlocking the Wonderbra optical illusion
A bunch of Mancouch readers had trouble figuring out the Wonderbra optical illusion from earlier this week. You can't just watch the spiral casually; you have to focus very intently on the white space at the center of t… -
Why can't guys buy tampons, part 2
Dear Mancouch, I don't know how to send you a message, but I'd like to hear your rebuttal to a question on the Datingish site.Why can't guys buy tampons Women want to know, men want to rant about it. GO.Mancouch repl… -
Or@l S3x
I really did attempt to disguise the title. Why am I writing about this you ask? Well here is my story. I used to think that it was demeaning and ridiculous. As a matter of fact I hated it with a passion. -
Women and their shoes, Men and their tools. A double standard?
Today was my last day at my job of four years, and before I start my new job in college town, I need to wait until all my paperwork transfers - this can take up to three weeks. Well, that leaves me without any income for… -
When a Man Loves a Woman's Body Wash
Recently, when I stepped into the communal shower at my place (a.k.a. I share a bathroom with other people), I beheld a new body wash on the bath product shelving unit in the corner. Caress Tahitian Sunrise. Hmm. Th… -
Starbucks + Beer = ?
It's not really a secret that with the economy sliding ever further into the toilet every day, places like Starbucks are struggling to turn a profit. Just last summer, they had to close something like 600 of their stor… -
How Big is Too Big?
When I saw this picture, I swallowed gum that I didn't even know I was chewing. This is British supermodel/businesswoman/former political candidate/recording artist/author/fashionista/architect/caterer/astronaut/brai… -
Jack Bauer Facts
This is one of my favorite sites on the internet: Jack Bauer Facts.com. A few highlights: Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the locatio… -
I went to a tractor pull and I liked it!
I went to the most backwoods, countrified "mama grab your shotgun there is gonna be a party tonight" event I have ever been to in my entire life... And I liked it! What was this event? I went to the Local Garden T… -
Victoria's Secret versus Playboy
We recently compared the voluptuous women of Playboy to the skinny women of Vogue. We were surprised by how many people suggested that Victoria Secret was the perfect compromise: "The wonderful Victoria's Secret mix… -
The Real World: Superhero Edition
I did a post about a month or two ago about Spider-Man and Batman in an epic battle, and who would win. And being me and my strange nerd fantasies, I imagined what would happen if all the Superheroes lived in a secret, l… -
The Mascot of ManCouch aka "The Man"
Living or dead, real or fictitious... who is the definition of manliness? The manliness we would praise, respect, and blog about here at Mancouch.Suggestions: Chuck Norris Heath Ledger -
Pull Up Your Pants!
Despite that fact that this style is stupid and unattractive, some guys see it fit to wear their pants far below their waistlines. And I ask you this today--WHY? Why on Earth do you do this? First of all, it can't b… -
Men prefer Playboy, Women prefer Vogue
It's official: studies have shown that women want to be skinnier than men want them to be. Or as one study put it, "the female ideal body with relation to curvaceousness can be found in Vogue, while the ideally curvace… -
RIP Walter Cronkite
The passing of broadcasting legend Walter Cronkite is supposed to be symbolic. It is supposed to signify the death of the old media and the somewhat official rise to the top of the new media. It's supposed to be, but… -
Judging character based on handshake?
I'm not sure how it was instilled me to judge character based on a person's handshake firmness, but I have, ever since I was about 10 years old. I think my uncle, "Tio Cruz" as he became known around the family, might… -
Optical Illusion: Wonderbra
Wonderbras are basically an optical illusion trick, at least as defined by Wikipedia: "an illusion characterized by visually perceived images that differ from objective reality." So it's no surprise that a British ad di… -
Fox Abuses Fans of Futurama While Cackling Evilly
Good news, everyone! Oh, wait, not good news. Bad news. Very bad news. A Fox executive getting ready to strangle a fan/customer Fox has once again proven that they are pure evil and deserve to be everyone's favorite… -
What Is The Definitive Movie Of The Past Decade?
I was listening to Bill Simmons' (ESPN's The Sports Guy) podcast the other day and he mentioned to his guest that nobody seems to realize that the end of the decade is just around the corner. He postulates that this i… -
Doug - The Ultimate Example of a Nice Guy?
I was reading the article about the recovering nice guy, and thought about everything from the Beatles' way of thinking and treating women, to how they are sort of raised nerds. Right after I was writing this down, up ca… -
South Park on teacher-pupil sex scandals
The majority of people seem to be ok with sexual assault against men, if it's by a woman and she's hot. This South Park episode "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy" pretty much sums it up. Kyle: Excuse me. My name is Brad. A… -
On Wanting To Be More Of A Jerk
It's come to my attention now for a while that women seem to like jerky men, not complete assholes but jerks. I've always wondered about that and discussed with friends. When asked why not the nice guys, their replies… -
Bruce Lee versus Chuck Norris
Did you know Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris actually fought in a movie once? It was the final fight scene in Way of the Dragon: I love this Youtube comment: "This is not the real Chuck Norris, for no man could ever defe… -
Mancouch breaks its Megan Fox addiction
Ok we're going to try and go ONE WEEK without posting about Megan Fox. In case you've forgotten what she looks like, here is one last picture. It's interesting - we don't even write a lot of the posts about Megan… -
Sports and Performance Enhancing Drugs
When I think back to 1998, I think back to that year because its the year that I truly became a captivated sports fan. I had always been a basketball fan, watching the Houston Rockets was fun because it was all about H… -
The Terminator: the romantic comedy trailer mash
Wow this is sheer comedic genius! Best line: Now with a shattered soul, she'll decide between a man... or a love machine. If you love The Terminator, you'll love this trailer mash. Make sure not to miss 1:05, for t… -
The Luckiest Man in the World?
Undoubtedly, this is one of the strangest things I've ever heard, an actual news story from Sweden. I'm just going to copy and paste it: "Police in central Sweden are on the hunt for a gang of tattooed women who sexu… -
"Hello, My Eyes are Up Here!"
I am not sure how any of these ladies can realistically expect people to look in their eyes: Time for a pop quiz. Please scroll down. ... ... Keep going... Ok, pop quiz: what color are Scarlett, S… -
Why I won't be at my high school reunion: bullying.
This guy got bullied so badly that his high school experience was pure misery: Why I won't be at my high school reunion I'm a geek. I have been since I was a kid. My dad taught me about bell curves and standard dev… -
Why Nice Guys *should* finish last
I read a Craigslist repost by a "recovering nice guy" directed towards past girlfriends: What happened to all the nice guys? The answer is simple: you did. See, if you think back, really hard, you might vaguely re… -
How often do you think about it?
Sex is part of nature. It's part of life. . Sex is why you're here. -
Mancations: Vacations For Men
As much as I love being "one of the guys," I know that there are times when I need to make myself scarce and let the guys have their alone time. Sometimes guys get a call to go on a vacation just for men - a MANcation.… -
Darth Vader Gets His MC Hammer On At Disney
If you're having a really down day this right here will pick you up. I think my very dream has been answered with a single video. And by Disney? I never thought that would happen. My god it's beautiful though. If there w… -
I blame your perfect chest
If you ever find yourself talking to Scarlett or Salma, this e-card might come in hand: Salma agrees! Good lord... -
Scarlett Johansson - A Pictorial History
Scarlett has been in movies for 15 years now! Do you remember her in 1997's Home Alone 3? I hope not - she was only 13: She got her big break in The Horse Whisperer the next year. I didn't personally notice her u… -
Why No Man Should Ever Have To Shop For A Purse
Ladies, we need to have a little chat. Something has gone terribly, terribly wrong and on behalf of all men I am here today to say if this whole thing is going to keep working, something needs to be done about it.… -
Music I Miss: Master P Edition
Oh, Master P. Now we're getting to my heart. This song, in all honesty, is one of the dumbest songs ever made. It's also among the most awesome songs ever made for its sheer fun. Here is an example of how that is true. W… -
The Flying Car Is Coming!
Flying cars have been featured in nearly every futuristic movie out there as being the normal mode of transportation by the year 200 or so. It's 2009 already! So where's my flying car!? Apparently, it's coming in 2011.… -
Stiletto Spy School For the Perfect Woman
(Image Source) I think (and many guys will agree with me) that a woman who is fit, can do martial arts, and can raise her leg higher than her head is definitely attractive. Add to that the ability to play poker like a… -
Project: Rant
This might be my new favorite thing. Here at Mancouch, our daily agenda pretty much consists of looking at pictures of girls, bringing cool things to you guys, and ranting about things we dislike. However, rather than ju… -
BAR FIGHT Results! The Battle of the Campbells
"Most excellent show, dudes!" Wayne stood up from the couch, admiring the basement studio he'd built. He was filled with pride and awe at his own awesomeness, especially considering the fact that he was about to go home… -
Optical Illusion: Get Your Mind Out Of the Gutter
I know I'm seeing the same thing you are. But according to BuzzFeed, we're all oh so wrong. EDIT: To all you skeptics out there who do not believe this is paper, or who think this is photoshopped... I think I might… -
Mancouch Shoutout to Mason
Who is Mason at Mancouch? I don't know... but he's submitted some of the most popular posts of the past week! Nerds Are People TooGetting caught lookingFirst ImpressionsShape preferences: Beyonce vs Catherine Zeta-J… -
Shining: the Romantic Comedy
Speaking of trailers, have you heard of a trailer mashup (aka re-cut trailer): "a parody trailer for a movie created by editing footage from that movie or from its original trailers, and thus are a form of mashup. They g… -
Twilight Trailer Spoof mocks Twilight FTW
Anything that mocks Twilight gets a thumbs up in my book! cuttie09mikashika nailed it with this YouTube comment: "this is better than the movie twilight... LOL". Haha let's set the bar a little higher... -
Hot Vegans = Me, Still Eating a Steak.
Going vegan just got a whole lot more... well, I'm still not gonna do it. But this is interesting, right? This is just one of the many "Lettuce Ladies," PETA's newest attempt to make going vegan sexy. (Fear not, lad… -
Could you ever kill an animal?
Every dude from the ancient Greeks to Ernest Hemingway to Ted Nugent agrees: hunting is super manly. Regardless of our own personal opinions about hunting, there is certainly a popular conception that the ability to trac… -
AMAZING: "Guy Rules at Everything"
I just came upon this video online, and then the video came upon me: ENJOY! -
The Most Insane Commercial I've Ever Seen: The Tiddy Bear
OH. MY. GOD. There are no words for this. There I was, innocently browsing the Huffington Post and then I came across an article for the 9 stupidest products of all time. I couldn't even make it past the first one. Just… -
Why Fight Clubs are a bad idea
I guess you could say I was a pretty average teenager. I was moody, rebellious, and often pretty suggestible. I did all kinds of dumb things back then, things like blasting NWA outside of police stations (you know which… -
You've Got One Musical Wish
I recently saw Ratatat when they came to the House of Blues in Boston and it was one of the most amazing live shows I've ever seen. Muse at the Agannis Arena two summers ago was pretty spectacular too. So I got to th… -
Who's Your Celebrity Crush?
There's been a lot of talk lately about the Megan Foxes and the Hayden Panattieres of the world and how super sexy they are or whatever, but I could care less about any of them (although Hayden is pretty cute). Perso… -
Hayden Panettiere's tattoo: "To live without regrrets"
Hayden showed off her new tat at Cannes: it says, "To live without regrrets". Well except, her tattoo is in Italian: it actually says "Vivere senza rimipianti" which is supposed to mean "to live without regrets". U… -
Caption Contest: Pizza Party
I have no ideas why these ladies find their pizza so exciting (via Fanpop). So I thought we'd open it up to a caption contest! How would you caption this picture? -
Hate is a strong word, but I really, really, really, really, really don't like Disney stars
Since so many people don't like these wannabe stars, let's just bash them all at the same time! Warning: May easily offend people. The accused: 1) The Jonas Brothers 2) Miley Cyrus Let's look at the pho… -
How To Get More Twitter Followers
So there's this brand new website out there called "Twitter" where you show people how much more important you are than them by making sure you have more friends. It's pretty much a simplified version of real life… -
The Death of Reality TV.
I've never really understood reality TV. Survivor was an interesting concept when it first came out, but now it's kind of ridiculous, and pretty much every other reality TV show is so far away from "reality" that it's go… -
Sex Scenes That Aren't Sexy.
This obviously isn't from a movie, but it gets my point across. In general, sex scenes in mainstream movies are meant to entice, right? Sometimes, however, they fall a bit short. I stumbled across a list of five sex sc… -
BAR FIGHT Bruce Campbell vs. Wayne Campbell
The Campbell surname belongs to several important figures in our modern American culture: Naomi, Neve, Jason (Hail to the Redskins, baby!). Heck, one of the most recognizable pieces of modern art is Andy Warhol's pop ren… -
How young is "too young?"
Like most people my age, I am frickin' psyched for the new Harry Potter movie, coming out tomorrow. In a lot of ways, the films just keep getting better. In one very very specific way, Emma Watson just keeps getting hot… -
10 really annoying things some guys do that they shouldn't.
Before anyone lucky enough to randomly come across my username reads this and decides to hate me for it, remember that these are 10 really annoying things only some guys do, not all guys. Probably not more than 1% of all… -
Nerds Are People Too
"Nerds", you have to love them. What's so bad about a nerd? -
Tattoo Typos: The Male Edition
Wow, this is a truly epic tattoo typo: #1: YOUR NEXT Are you scared yet? #2: IM AWSOME I love the confidence that went into this one... do you think the tattoo artist knew it was spelled wrong? -
Watching Chick Flicks?
I love movies - simple as that.I love movies so much that I am willing to do what many other guys wouldn’t dream of doing – watching a “chick flick”. And I have found that most of them aren’t half bad, and many are bette… -
Spot the typo: Tramp Stamp edition
An eagle-eyed Mancouch reader spotted an incorrect usage of "it's" somewhere in this tattoo: Wow, double fail: the tattoo is tl;dr... and the grammar is busted. Can you spot the grammar fail? -
Being Bad at Sports
When you hear "bachelor party," you probably think strippers and general debauchery. My friend Paul, meanwhile, is sort of a low-key guy, so his bachelor party was better suited to his wants and needs. So, um, yeah,… -
Breaking News: Megan Fox is not genetically perfect
It's true: Megan Fox is not genetically perfect. She has giant mutant thumbs, also known as "toe thumbs" or "clubbed thumbs". Source: Bitten and Bound Here's Wikipedia on clubbed thumbs: "A clubbed thumb is a term… -
Guiness Book of World Records threatens to sue Failblog, gets rick rolled back!
This is fricking epic. First, Failblog posts a fail where Guinness displays the record for "Most Individuals Killed in a Terrorist Attack", and then urges readers to "Break This Record"! How does the Guinness Book o… -
The Myth of the Tramp Stamp
A number of people objected that tongue piercings are "automatically slutty". Then erahslover upped the ante and said, "I think a tramp stamp ... spells slut before a tongue ring does. Source: Wikipedia Based on my… -
When Men want to look Manly™
So, someone posted this question on Mancouch: Is it wrong for guys to wear make-up? The last line on that post: "Mancouch says: Yes." In the mainstream American culture, men and 'makeup' do not go together. HOWEVER..… -
Do you think girls with tongue piercings are automatically slutty?
Piercings are just another outlet for artistic expression. Some people have plenty of piercings and others just have a few. -
Obama cleared of all charges - not a perv!
ABC News video has cleared Obama of checking out the 17 year old Brazilian... he was actually helping a nice lady down the stairs I have a friend who just got back from Italy, and he said this story is getting very l… -
How Sex Education Affected my 1st Grade Life
From preschool all the way up to the 2nd grade, I attended a private school called Montessori School. This school promoted free thinking, individualism, freedom of choice, blah blah blah, it was basically a hippie schoo… -
Handy Man vs. Tech Guy
There are two types of men (well more than two types, and some fit into multiple categories, but work with me here)...ehem... There are two types of men, Handy Men & Tech Guys. HANDY MAN My grandfather would b… -
Ezekiel 25:17, Pulp Fiction
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. -
50 Greatest Trailers of All Time
Have you ever seen a trailer and then said to yourself "Damn, I gotta see that sh*t."? Is it on this list?? If not, what movies should be on this list? #15: Pulp Fiction 50. Night of the Iguana (1964) 49. Anatomy of… -
Obama caught lookin'?
This picture of Obama checking out a 17 year old's rear have been showing up everywhere (via Guardian). Her name is Mayara Rodrigues Tavare, and she's a 17 year old Brazilian. As you can imagine, she's become an… -
Tony Jaa vs. Jackie Chan vs. Jet Li
I recently asked the mancouch ranks if Tony Jaa was the new Bruce Lee. The answer in the comments section was a resounding "NO! LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE ALL WRONG!" I concede defeat, bu… -
Angelina's Lips (versus Scarlett's, Alba's, and Simpson's)
Ok, we've all seen Angelina's lips before... along with Scarlett Johannson's, Jessica Alba's, and Jessica Simpson's: Can you match which lips belong to which celebrity? -
Alice in Remix Land
The other day I posted a video on this site of a remix of sounds from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory that I had absolutely fell in love with. Apparently, you folks didn't agree so much on my love for it. But sever… -
Megan Fox vs. Scarlett Johansson
Yes, The Entire Point of This Post Is To Pander. Enjoy. I've noticed there have been a lot of posts on this site about Megan Fox lately (Scarlett Johansson too). Most of them focusing on if she is indeed unparalleled… -
Is It Okay To Start Making Heath Ledger Jokes?
About one and half years ago Heath Ledger died. There is no doubt that this was a sad event as the world lost a gifted young actor and, way more importantly, a young girl lost her daddy. So it was serious business. It… -
The Awkward Rap
Speaking of being awkward... here's a video that highlights just about every awkward move we discussed. Note the previously mentioned awkward moves: Saying "you too" to the waiter after he says, "Enjoy your meal" T… -
I think I'm addicted to the Internet
I've been making an effort to unplug from the net more, especially on weekends. Sadly it works out more like this: Ever since I got an iPhone, I keep checking my email obsessively. I don't know how to stop. I for… -
Is it wrong for guys to wear make up?
Does the stereotype of men needing to look masculine prevent them from looking their best as well? Will we be judging guys who wear make up because we think of it as a feminine product, used only by females? Is… -
Getting caught looking
Is it okay to look at other women (or men), while in a relationship? Without any necessary sexual tensions? -
Scarlett Johansson: Skinny or Curvy?
Apparently, Scarlett Johansson had to lose a lot of weight to play the Black Widow in Iron Man 2. This is what she used to look like: And this what she looked like recently at the 2009 LA Film Festival: -
Top Celebrities that Scare Me
Have you ever seen a celebrity on screen who you couldn't help but to stare at? Especially when celebrities play a villain or a monster on screen, you can't help but to cringe inside. Perhaps I'm being superficial, but d… -
Facebook = Last year.
Let's face it. Facebook is getting pretty boring. It's becoming the new myspace. There's even a site that makes fun of it. And as I wonder what will replace it [Friendster? I doubt it] I have to keep myself preoccup… -
Cleavage FTW
Check out how this web advertiser gradually added more cleavage, as they "optimized" the ad for clickthroughs. (via Coding Horror) First they started with this ad (which makes sense, for a flash-based game version of C… -
Is Tony Jaa The New Bruce Lee?
Tony Jaa can kick your ass 100 different ways before you hit the ground. For the uninitiated, Tony Jaa is a Thai Martial Artist/Actor currently making some of the most badass kung fu movies out there. He practices th… -
the US is NOT One Of the 10 Horniest Countries
eHow has an article about how to marry a Brazillian? I guess there's something for everyone on there.. According to a study done by AskMen, America did not even make it to the top 10 list of the horniest countries… -
Willy Wonka and The Awesome Remix
I have been obsessed with this video lately. It accomplishes a lot of things. It's well produced, talented, and hits on a beloved icon of my childhood. Yet, I still feel my level of love for this video. I just watch it a… -
First Impressions
So what do you look at first when meeting a woman (or man)? Their body? Confidence? -
Counter to the Physics of Peeing for Men.
Peeing for a girl is not easy. "In fact, I would like to retaliate and say that it's easier for girls to pee because all they have to do is sit there and let it out, plus they get good exercise out of squatting. When a… -
Twitterers Make Fun of Republican Congressman LOLcat-Style
Politicians should not use Twitter. It is a bad idea. Politicians for the most part are not the smartest people in the room and are usually not particularly adept at technology. For some reason these people have all d… -
Music I Miss: Jamiroquai Edition
I, and I believe everyone else born in the 1980s, have a special place in my heart for Virtual Insanity by Jamiroquai. Especially the video! This was the coolest video at the time (other than the bullet centered video fo… -
Catcher in the Rye
"You know, just like in Catcher in the Rye. Guys tend to change their minds. Even when they say they love you. when they say it, they do mean it. But maybe in a month, they don’t mean it anymore. It’s not lying. Bu… -
Shape preferences: Beyonce vs Catherine Zeta-Jones vs Keira Knightley vs Scarlett Johansson
There are many types of women, big, small, tall, short, etc. Do you find yourself having a specific preference? Pear- shaped; Beyonce Knowles and Olivia Munn. Also known as triangle shape, narrow shoulders, bigger b… -
Women Can Be Guys Too?
(Image source) I'd like to introduce myself. I love video games. College Humor is one of my favorite sites. I like to down a drink with the guys on movie night and laugh at fart jokes. I am a hardcore gamer. I play vol… -
Short Shorts
While summer doesn't seem to have officially arrived, thankfully the glorious outfits associated have still manged to poke their heads out into the intermittent sun. Ah yes, the glory of short shorts. At a place l… -
Argentinian supermodel Pamela David
I was surprised no one else thought Argentinian supermodel Pamela David would make a good Wonder Woman. I know what you're thinking: "I can't make up my mind until I see what she looks like wearing only body paint." We… -
The Physics of Peeing
Peeing is like shooting pool. I was explaining to Jennifer and Helen that peeing is not as simple as whacking out your schlong and aiming at the toilet. Girls think that it's so easy for guys to pee and that there's no e… -
List of Awkward Moments, Part 2
You guys submitted all kinds of awkward moments... so we thought we'd share some of the most excruciatingly awkward moments. 1. Goodbye oh wait... awkward My favorite is "Well, goodbye, see you tomorrow! Oh you're… -
The World vs. Megan Fox, Pt. 2
I'm starting to think Megan has no or very little competition. She seems to pull off any look. A Filipina-Irish model, Alie Layus. -
I'm a Sucker for Strings
From the title you'd think that this would be an article about Bach or Mozart or other types of old-people music. But I'm cool and I listen to cool music. That doesn't mean I can't appreciate a little old-school instru… -
Shoutouts and Megan Fox Overload?
It's been a few days since we did shoutouts... had my family in town, so had to cut back on posting a bit. We'll resume with shoutouts tomorrow, but in the meantime... we were surprised yesterday that a post about Megan… -
List of Awkward moments
So my friend made a list of awkward moments and posted it online. It made me double over in a laughter when I realized that I, too have experienced this...1. saying "you too" when it isn't needed: say, when ur at a resta… -
Live Action Wonder Woman movie rumors
During my extensive research on the Wonder Woman commercial, I found this behind the scenes footage of Argentinian model Pamela David preparing for her video shoot. She's got my vote to star in a live action version o… -
Musings on Artificial Sleep
So a couple of nights ago I've heard my fish talk to me. No shit. No, I do not have a wonder-fish and neither can I communicate with fauna habitat mysteriously. All the wonderful out-of-this-world experiences I've had… -
I learned to Dry Hump From a Sabertoothed Tiger
I am not the nostalgic type, and as a result, I do not bother carrying with me many memories after a 5 year period. I'm not sure what that extra memory space is used for (probably padding for alcohol), but it certainl… -
Batgirl, Catwoman, and Wonder Woman in an awesome commercial
What do you get when you put Batgirl, Catwoman, and Wonder Woman in the same commercial? Awesomeness. Here's the back story: The ad was made for a Mexican fashion and department store named "El Palacio de Hierro" an… -
Howcast on "How To Rev Up Your Sex Drive"
Howcast has a video up called, "How To Rev Up Your Sex Drive With Sensate Focus Techniques". It outlines a six step program to rev up your sex drive, involving: abstinenceself-disciplineno pr0nThis sounds like the wor… -
What is the WORST movie of all time?
My friends and I love movies, probably too much. In fact, a good majority of our conversations will, at some point, come back to movies, or movie references, or something like that. So, as you can imagine, when we fou… -
The World Vs. Megan Fox
Hypothetically speaking, what if women all over the world came to fight for the title of "hottest woman in the world" with Megan Fox? Sexy, no? Here are some other girls I found that are perhaps even hotter than Megan?… -
Burrrrrppppp!!
Whenever I burp in front of my girlfriend, she says "That's not very attractive". I mean, she has a point. But I feel so much better after I burp. It's like the perfect end to a great meal. But seriously, w… -
Optical Illusion: body paint or negligee?
Someone recently said that Mancouch was vapid. Would a vapid site bring you important questions like these?? Is this woman wearing lingerie, or body paint? God I love my job. I think we all know she's wearing body… -
Mom cancels kids World of Warcraft account
Wow, this is an epic tantrum by a kid whose mom canceled his World of Warcraft account: I wanted to laugh, but I felt kind of bad. Then at 1:11 he tried to stick the remote up his butt, and I just got confused. It'… -
Megan Fox as a bisexual demon serial killer in "Jennifer's Body"
Megan Fox is coming out with a new horror movie where she plays a "bisexual demon who who gets naked before killing people". Seriously people, I can't decide whether or not this movie will be horrible or if it's gonn… -
My 5 Most Irritating TV Characters
Let's start off by saying that I really don't watch a lot of television, but the shows I do watch I watch religiously. Now I'm a pretty easy going guy, so it takes an awful lot to annoy the hell out of me. So you know… -
I'm tired of Google censoring Mancouch posts
If Google doesn't like how we title a post, it will put up crappy ads. It gets a little tiresome. The other day, we asked "How did you learn about sex?" Google said no bueno, and put up non-profit ads on that page. S… -
"The Top 10 Horniest Countries"?!
I honestly wish I had made this up. AskMen.com has compiled their list of the ten horniest countries. How they managed to compile this list, or what criteria they used, well, that's beyond me. Without further ado, the l… -
Hot for Teacher?
The other night, I was watching Role Models and came to the scene when Seann William Scott gets it on with a ridiculously hot teacher, softcore porn/soap opera starlet Jessica Morris. My friends and I got to talking abou… -
The "Sexy Librarian" look
This "Sexy Librarian" scene from Bones always cracks me up... Agent Booth asks Bones to take off her hair, shake out her hair and ask "Mr. Booth, do you know what the penalty is for an overdue library book?" (Sadly… -
On being forced to give relationship advice against your will.
I never know what to do when my guy friends come to me asking if they should commit to their girlfriend. This xkcd comic always comes to mind: A buddy of mine recently asked me if he should propose to his girlfrien… -
BAR FIGHT Results! Captain Morgan versus Captain Crunch
It was a hot, humid night in San Juan as Captain Morgan emerged from the cabin of the Spanish Main. Reeling from the oppressive heat as well as the past four hours' worth of drinking, the Captain stumbled across the pl… -
Jello Shocks: Caffeinated Everclear Jello Shots
Friday afternoon, I received this text from Kara: “Mountain dew and Everclear jello. Figure out how to make it happen.” Easy. I’d already read about Everclear jello shots thanks to the lovely and useful My Scienc… -
Success! at the Disco.
Guys over the age of 17, it's time to rejoice: Panic at the Disco (formerly with an unbelievably annoying exclamation point) has decided to split up. The lead singer and bass player are leaving and heading in what the… -
"The List" of everyone you've ever hooked up with
A friend of mine told me recently that she had made a list of every guy that she had ever hooked up with. But she hadn't just made a list... she had keyed it, color-coding it by the amount that she had done with each… -
Robert McNamara Dies at Age 93
While the media are still in an utter frenzy over the death of Michael Jackson--his highly-publicized and highly-spectacularized funeral, with tickets being scalped for as much as $15000, is tomorrow--another important A… -
Optical Illusions: eyes that follow you as you move
This is pretty trippy... her eyes follow you around the room, even if you move to the left or the right of the monitor: Here's the pseudo-scientific explanation: Our eyes are extremely adept at looking for the perf… -
Russian prankster - is she fooling real people or fake actors?
You can learn a lot by a country by its reality television and talk shows. But I'm not sure what lesson to take away from this Russian prank show: Smokin Hot Girl Train Car Prank - Watch more Funny Videos I read… -
How to tell real from fake
I wasn't surprised to see that the #1 Howcast video on Hulu is How To Tell Real Breasts From Fake: I was hoping there was some magical rule of thumb... but I didn't learn too much. I may be in the minority here, bu… -
Caption this female contortionist
I have no idea how to caption this picture: Any suggestions? -
How did you learn about sexytime?
Believe it or not, there was once a time when you couldn't learn about sex on the internet: There wasn't even widely available porn! You would have to: Talk to your friends and ask for advice Buy these things calle… -
"American History as Explained by an 8-Year-Old"
The "8-year-old" who wrote this for CollegeHumor explains American History in eight pages. Thank goodness Abe Lincoln solved racism... that was a close one! -
Big Spoon or Little Spoon?
I sure learned a lot about spooning this past week. For example, it never occurred to me that a guy would want to be the "little spoon"... until Kyren_SkyRyder shared this: "My bf likes being the little spoon (spo… -
Optical Illusion: Proof that abstinence is bad for you
Can you read the optical illusion? If not so, you probably have bad eyes haha. It helps to back away from the screen a bit...maybe 3-6 feet or so. Can you see it? Or do you have bad eyes... -
PartnerSexecutive and ExpertSexchange.com
Who is the genius who named their website PartnerSexecutive.com... oops, I mean PartnersExecutive.com? Maybe it was the same marketing executive who named their site ExpertSexchange.com: I was just at a Yankees g… -
How to Handle Prank Phone Calls
These past two nights, I have gotten prank calls (from the same person possibly.) Last night I was too oblivious because I was under the influence of a fine plant, but nonetheless tonight I was paying close attention.… -
Happy Independence Day!!
Happy fourth of July! We had a great day here over at Mancouch HQ. Grilled some dogs with all the fixin's... And spent some time with the fam. A perfect fourth of July. How was your Independence Day? And speaki… -
What's your fantasy?
We got this video submission on the last post: This quote validated me: "Smurfette gave me my first sexual thoughts, when I was a kid. She represented the ultimate woman, the only woman. you know, she's surrounded… -
Why Mystique is hot (and Smurfette too)
I've been finding myself strangely attracted to Mystique as I've been watching X-Men: Evolution this weekend. I did a bunch of googling just now, and she only really wears that white outfit on the animated X-men ser… -
She really, really loves noodles (NSFW, sorta)
Apparently this ad was banned in Korea. Some people really, really love noodles: Who knew there were so many borderline NSFW videos involving people loving noodles? -
Bella and Edward: Twilight slowly takes over the world.
It's official: Twilight is slowly taking over the world. Check this out: Popularity of the female name Bella Year of birth Rank 2008 122 2007 159 2006 181 2005 208 2004 260 2003… -
Is she talking to a man or a dog?
Can you tell who these phrases are meant for? A man or a dog?"Where the hell have you been all day? Look at you! You are filthy!" "Oh no, mister! You ain't getting into the house with those dirty paws!" "Knock it off ri… -
Good Riddance: Celebrating Independence from Sarah Palin
The first week of July is usually slotted for party preparations. The 4th of July is a time that Americans can celebrate Independence from years of British rule. We told George III where he could shove his nonsense taxes… -
Wednesday and Thursday Shoutouts!
Mancouch was hoppin' on Wednesday and Thursday: Jim declared a Mancouch War on Miley (awesome).BUONGlORNO had an awesome post on Clubbing Woes.dreaminlikethis posted on the eternal When Harry Met Sally predicament.Jo… -
Mancouch declares war on...the BRITISH!
Hear ye, hear ye: we the people of Mancouch hereby list our grievances against the British pigs who terrorize our land with the foul stench of imperialism and tyranny! We have already declared war on such villains as… -
How much do you love noodles?
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Furries, Furries, Mancouch Comments, and Furries
I was looking at good sir William's recent post about the New York Mets booking rooms in a hotel at the same time it was hosting a Furry convention and it reminded me of recent Furry related scandals I've read about.… -
The Beatles and The Clash in Rubiks Cube Form
WARNING: This video contains so much awesome your head might just explode. It is precisely what my title says. I want to say more, but this video pretty much speaks for itself. I guess all I can say is I wish I was this… -
On having your underwear show up on the frontpage of the New York Times
The New York Times caused a sensation when they published this picture of Specialist Zachary Boyd fighting in pink boxers and a red tee (he didn't have enough time to get dressed after his post was attacked while he was… -
Three Classic Bromances
The Bromantic Comedy has only been a recognized genre for the past few years, due primarily to the rising popularity of movies by Judd Apatow and his band of merry stoners. But long before Superbad or I Love You, Man, t… -
CAWK-BLOCK: The Manifesto
It's high time someone addressed a problem that has been plaguing mankind--yes, mankind--for generations. That someone will be me, and that problem is the infamous cockblock. This move is, in fact, specific to males:… -
Baffling Bras
A little while ago, a friend of mine came to visit me. She was just passing through the city, on her way to see a guy she was dating. Anyway, she showed me what she planeed on wearing that night, and, well, it was one… -
Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat: Billy Bob Thornton
For those who have never experienced the euphoric joy of Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat, I truly pity you. The site is basically a hybrid between the "cool cat" video and Fail Blog, making each failure exponentially more rid… -
The Harry and Sally Predicament
Can men and women ever be just friends? Harry and Sally answered that question with a solid NO! and a screaming fake orgasm at a diner table. But seriously, can we?I mean, it's a bit ridiculous to assume that just becau… -
Mancouch Calls Out The Hills
Ok, I'm pretty sure this post is cursed because this is the third time I've written it. Technical issues keep occurring at the worst possible time. So here it goes, hopefully it's up to snuff. Maybe The Hills just got wi… -
Where the Wild Things Are Having Sex
Apparently, the New York Mets arrived at their hotel in Pittsburgh on the same night it was hosting a Furry convention. Now we know where Andrew Lloyd Weber came up with "Cats." Holy crap, I nearly peed myself when… -
We're the 5th Hairiest Chest on Google!!
Mancouch is now the fifth result on Google when you search for "hairy chest": http://www.google.com/search?q=hairy+chestDoesn't get much manlier than that!! Here's the winning post: Why Guys Need to Trim Their Hairy… -
Happy 4th Of July From Mancouch
Everyone enjoying the long weekend? Good. We suggest much drinking of alcoholic beverages (only if you're over 21 - kinda) and enjoying of all things summer. Plus fireworks! Things go boom! It's like watching a Michael B… -
I'm losing sleep because I'm addicted to Lost
When Lost first started airing on ABC, I saw the first few episodes and thought it was pretty good. Then I missed one episode and it threw everything off. I tried getting back into it a few episodes later and of cour… -
BAR FIGHT: Cap'n Crunch vs. Captain Morgan
The notion of "pirates" has gone through some dramatic makeovers in the past few years. At the start of the 21st century, pirates were jeopardizing the capitalist system by undermining online competition and supply-and-d… -
What's the funniest restaurant name you've seen?
I was cruising Failblog and came upon this: I can't really think of any great restaurant names, but I always crack up whenever menus or roadside displays advertise "Fresh Tossed Salads!" What's your favorite funny r… -
Mancouch Massacre of Miley.
I'm really happy that we've started calling "pop stars" out. First, I singled out Lady Gaga, and then Lil_Dude433 declared war on the Jonas Brothers. I like where he was going with that, and so I plan on launching an of… -
"True Blood" Season 2
I've decided to revisit my first article for Mancouch where I talked about my obsession with--perhaps addiction to--True Blood. While there are and certainly have been better shows, something about "True Blood" has hooke… -
Why can't I have a nickname?
Nicknames are one of the major staples of human relationships, immediately signifying a power structure that defies peer-to-peer identification. For example: if a guy calls his friend by a long-standing nickname, others… -
Music I Miss: Shaggy Edition
Oh, shaggy, you burst into our hearts with your winsome tales of infidelity and then poof you just disappeared. Actually, Shaggy was around long before the the explosion of success that was "It Wasn't Me." And it's not l… -
"Ridiculously Hot Dancing Girl" settled once and for all
A whole lot of you thought the "Ridiculously Hot Dancing Girl" is Filipina?! Well, maybe another video of the same girl will settle the question once and for all: After watching this new video, do you think she is: L… -
Spooning versus Snuggling
I stand corrected: snuggling is different from spooning. This is spooning: This is snuggling: -
Cereal is Endangering the Lives of our Children
It's not the cereal itself that's the problem, it's the mascots. Many cereal companies have cartoon mascots, which makes perfect sense considering their marketing their product to children. Cartoons are bright, colorfu… -
How to avoid spooning your girlfriend
When you're young and in love, you sleep like this: But at some point, you realize that it's insanely uncomfortable and you stop it. There's even this whole new antispooning technology called Sleepnumber, designed… -
What's So Great About Boobs?
I think the title is pretty self explanatory. I asked a few of my guy friends about why boobs are so awesome, here's some of their replies (names have been changed): -
How to Mix an Exploding Drink
I'm usually not one for pranks, but this one seems kinda fun and not something that could potentially damage the prankee for life. In the June issue of Wired Magazine, Daniel Dumas provides a recipe for the Manhattan Pr…
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