We got a lot of movie reviews today, which was awesome: Jeb posted a sneakpeak of Public Enemieseffulgenthorpe shared ten confusing things about Transformers 2 And these posts rounded out Tuesday nicely: Pat is prepa…

This video entitled "Ridiculously Hot LATINA girl dancing, not asian! (ORIGINAL)" has almost 24mm views. Wow, 24mm pageviews! I watched it and kept waiting for something to happen... for a moment there, I was almost…

(This is the improbably beautiful Alice - played by Isabel Lucas - one of Shia LaBeouf's classmates at college.- Editor) I have absolutely no desire to see this movie, and this is why:

It's a dark, gothic night on the urban streets down a quiet alley way occupied with garbage bins and escape ladders. All, if not, most of the lights from the apartment windows are shut off and all to be seen is the silho…

Many thanks to yesterday's contributors: lonerb just shared the devastating news behind Pirate Bay's shutdown.Jim shared the story of his first trip to a strip club... and stayed on theme with this ridiculous caption…

Men like to fix things, but sometimes we don't always take the time to fix them as thoroughly as we should. (Or maybe we just know when to stop when our work is done.) In that spirit, I consider the site ThereIFixedIt.…

This is supposedly a good test for whether or not your mind is corrupted or innocent. What do you see?

When former Charlie's Angel Farrah Fawcett recently passed away, a lot of news stories mentioned her iconic pinup poster from 1976. I looked at the poster and didn't really "get" it - I mean, it looks like just an…

I think this pretty much sums it up: Except no guy would put a heart on the y-axis.

Cracked.com posted 13 weird and disturbing children's toys, including this freaky sixth finger: Actually call me crazy... but that sixth finger looks kind of awesome. You can check out the 12 other freaky toys here…

Every week a political cartoonist posts an cartoon with an empty caption, and asks his readers to submit entries: The winning caption was weak: "Quick, how do you tweet 'Tienanmen-style crackdown?'" Umm, I think w…

We'll catch up on Saturday's Shoutouts tomorrow. In the meantime, here's everyone who made Sunday's Mancouch possible! Profit shared A letter from me in 2009 to myself in 2004Lil_Dude433 asked the unanswerable: W…

Just write something to yourself and pretend that it will go to you 5 years ago. It's great fun! I'll start. (Ed's note: this pic indicates time travel, of course.) Dear me, As crazy as it sounds you're going to do…

A great new method to prepare for a test or a big presentation… have sex.A study about blood pressure recently used blood pressure as a measure of stress responses during public speaking or challenging math problems…

After we discovered the ass-vertising ad tactic, it got us thinking: what other brilliant marketing schemes has Madison Avenue come up with? It didn't take long to find this ad - I guess this is an example of "boob-vert…

The Dude Review had a debate around who was the "Hot Cartoon Girl of the Week": Their four top contenders, along with their logic for each candidate:

The last optical illusion was that of a sign... and before that, finger humping. So I'm glad to announce we have a more compelling optical illusion for you. This video shows a reversed color image... and then a bla…

It wasn't too long ago that I blogged about my Father and his pantsless tendencies and although I'll admit that he's gotten a lot better about it, that is no longer the hot spot in my household. My Father has committed a…

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University . On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.. The elephant seem…

I found this on copyranter. It's hard for me to say more about this than the picture does for itself. I mean, what can I say? I'd laugh, but I'm actually far too disgusted. I can't tell what disgusts me most, though…

If this isn't evidence that we've entered a new millennium, than I don't know what is: Way back in the day when marketers were reaching for any means necessary to attract attention, one company came up with the not…

Dear Mancouch, Do me a favor: Look at this, and join me in my complete amazement. I think I tripped over my own feet just watching this. Impressed?

Remember to leave your suggestions for next week's featured Bad Ass!! This week, we write our thanks to Ned Kelly, Australian's own John Rambo. He's got 99 problems but a beard ain't one. Dear Mr. Kelly, First of…

It was recently scientifically proven that men prefer food over sex which totally makes sense because my greatest non-sexual fantasy is to be able to eat pretty much whatever I want with no repercussions and never getti…

They say these things come in 3s. Well Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson this post is to honor all 3 of you. To the greatest sidekick of all time, the most sizzling lady of the 70s, and the king of pop I sa…

Some shoutouts to our Mancouch contributors on this fine Thursday! Thehighbreed posted a rebuttal to the short shorts trend. Mancouch applauds! Neil shared the latest disturbing news from Richard Nixon's tapes.Will…

The other night, a friend and I were at a bar. She ordered a Blue Moon and I ordered a G-and-T. When the bartender returned, he handed us our drinks and said: "Blue Moon for the lady, and a gin-and-tonic for her sorority…

On Saturday, fellow Mancoucher Will wrote about Dead Snow, a Nazi zombie flick getting an (unjunstifiably) small release. We here at Mancouch are all about zombie romps, and so I've got another one for you: Zombieland.…

I think it's safe to say that, so far, the Summer 2009 movie season has paled in comparison to its predecessor. Last year was rife with huge blockbuster movies, from Wall-E to The X-Files: I Want to Believe to The Chroni…

This is pretty fricking awesome... Voltron, Defender of the Universe is now on Hulu. Because I love you all, here is the first episode: You're welcome.

I was googling Batman and found this 1950 comic involving a series of "Boner Crimes" between Batman and the Joker (these are absolutely real, not photoshopped):

I love Batman, but sometimes it irritates me that he has no powers besides his utility belt. I wouldn't go so far as to say he's the weakest superhero of all-time, but come on... he must be close. That's why I love thi…

Here are our tax dollars hard at work! This Picture was taken on the Arkansas side of Texarkana. So, now we know why Arkansas always gets a bad rap. Do you see it? I didn't. The hubs and I were driving by and he sta…

I almost feel bad for Megan Fox. Almost. Even though she's making tons of money (most recently for the probably craptastic but surefire hit Transformers flick that came out today) and single-handedly getting thousands…

I was never very into Wonder Woman, but that may start to change: Got a caption for us? Add it as a comment!

I've only been in two fist fights, but they both turned out to be fights to the death. Today I will tell you about fight #1. This fight took place in my high school football locker room. It was after practice, and…

It makes sense that a larger body would mean larger... proportions... but what do you think about this stereotype? Can you really tell what size a guy's hiding in his jeans just by looking at how big his hands are?…

I was surprised that nobody commented yesterday on which hair color looks best on Scarlett Johansson: Haha, just kidding... it's Scarlett fricking Johannson! She looks good in every color. Seriously though,…

Haha we humped your finger... now your finger's pregnant! That song is so catchy, we've been playing it at Mancouch HQ all morning. The following Mancouchers busted out yesterday for your reading enjoyment: Roman…

How Romantic! A Sh*tty Actress and a Pederast! Dear Mr. Lynnjynh9315, I appreciate you taking the time to put yourself through the awful trials of watching Twilight and then writing us here at Mancouch about it. That…

It used to be that men were expected to do RL manly feats: lift heavy weights, grill burgers, change a car tire, or jump-start a car. Happily, these sorts of feats of strength rarely come up in day to day modern lif…

There's not much I can say to this with a straight face, so without further ado: How would you caption this photo?

Father's Day is perfectly placed, in the middle of baseball season. Although football is America's favorite sport, fathers and sons have bonded more often over baseball than other sports. Having had enough time to con…

Mancouch contributors were out in force yesterday: abilene_piper_lg bravely posted about wearing short shorts in the Guy Thigh revival postKylesberg29 weighed in twice, with The 2nd Amendment Was Not About Hunting and…

I love going to the gym... and I have a personal trainer who I talk to almost everyday. We have been getting to know each other a lot more, and we finally had a discussion about girls.Apparently, there are three differe…

I was pleasantly surprised that so many Mancouch readers have imaginary yet incredibly elaborate fight scenes in your mind. Here's something else I do: at restaurants, I always sit with my back against a wall... and che…

Woah, this is super trippy. Make the image as large as possible on your monitor, then walk away 10-20 feet: Do you see Einstein or Marilyn Monroe?

I think no matter what kind of person you are, every man should have a dog (exempt are those whom are allergic). I mean after all, a dog is mans' best friend, right? A dog makes a great companion; some even go as far as…

We didn't do our Mancouch shoutouts last night, so here's a double dose of Manshout-y goodness. FRIDAYNeil launched a new Mancouch feature which we've named, Cap this Mofo, and also panned the new Transformers Movie…

A friend of mine was telling me about her weekend last Sunday, about how she got so many phone numbers from guys, and how she threw them all away….wait, what? I understand her getting all dressed up and going out to clu…

Why is porn only wrong when a guy watches it? Nowadays, women probably watch as much porn as men but they are never verbally assaulted for it. Whenever a guy likes to watch porn he is always called the dreaded p wor…

Can you come up with a caption for this picture?

Holy sh*t. I can not wait to see Dead Snow. Basically, it looks like a bunch of Scandinavian teens are on a ski trip when they discover some kind of Nazi treasure that awakens a horde of undead Nazis. What a bril…

Among activeboxersmixed-martial-artists, andprofessional wrestlers...who is "The Man?"

Can you come up with a caption for this picture?

Dear PETA. No one asked for you to comment on Obama's killing the fly. If anything should be criticized, it should be the unreasonable amount of attention given to the President on a daily basis, to the point where his k…

It's Friday, so I decided to initiate a little weekend treat for both myself and for you guys: it's a new weekly post! Welcome to Letters to an Historical Bad Ass, in which I write a letter to one of history's most noto…

Hear me out here... my big screen TV stopped working a few weeks ago. A friend was over and stepped on a cord which caused the DVD player wires to rip out of the back of the TV... red, yellow, white, and black wir…

I can't figure out who submitted this link... but it's pretty awesome, no? It's apparently for sale on Etsy... I kinda want one:

What the hell, Mother Nature? Are you in menopause or some shit? The weather this summer totally sucks. It's June 18th and I'm in jeans. I don't want to put an air conditioner in my apartment because, frankly, I don't n…

I remember back in the day when Facebook was just a futuristic web contraption designed to let you hunt down the ladies you met the night before whose names you couldn't remember. It was an easier time then. You could br…

I stumbled onto this website off of Failblog, and was basically pissing myself. Essentially, a Photobomb is the term for when a person or group of persons sabotages a photograph, intentionally or unintentionally. Here ar…

Men of Mancouch, you wouldn't believe how good it is to work here. I've spent the first half hour of my morning staring at pictures of Maxim's latest Hot 100 countdown. I know that you guys are at least reasonably famili…

I love me some Scrubs. Sure it's participated in the conspiracy to metrosexualize all men... but it's so funny, I call it even. Turk's so damn good at dancing, he can turn the most ridiculous song and dance into a supe…

Pretend you're a father. (If you're already a father, good, you're ahead of the game. Pound it. -pounds it-) I always see ties, coffee, and golfing accessories as grrreat gift ideas for Fathers. Ties with golf club pr…

Mancouchers and Mancouchettes, I've killed many a bug in my time. When I was younger, I used to spend my summers in Brigantine, New Jersey; to this day, I swear that there are more greenheads than people in that town. My…

So, was the Brazilian Sand Girl real or not? The answer is...

While I'm not ready to date, I'm definitely ready to have sex again. This is my new dilemma, because for me to have sex with someone I need to have a relationship with them. Okay, he doesn't have to be my boyfriend a…

Biggie ups to our contributors today: nimbusthedragon submitted one of my favorite links ever, enabling us to explore the new phenomenon of statue sexJoe Jim shared a trailer for the new HBO show Hung, and shared a new…

Do you ever worry that random people are gonna try to attack and kill you? If so, you're not alone - there's also me and apparently, xkcd.com. I create elaborate scenarios where I do all sorts of kung fu (that I do…

I apologize for that awful, awful pun. Anyway, this is the trailer for HBO's new series, Hung, a show that seems designed to make the average man want to be Thomas Jane and the average woman want to be with Thomas Jane.…

How many times have you had to bite your tongue as a girl exclaims the same old lamentation we've heard for decades: "Chivalry is dead!"? As someone who prides himself on being what is at least the approximation of a Sou…

A lot of you guys and girls read and commented last week about my situation: living with three women for my summer in New York City, and I appreciate all of your feedback. I just wanted to update on how it was going.

The opening scene to the Godfather is one of the greatest scenes in American cinema: It opens with a funeral director begging the Godfather to avenge his daughter: "I believe in America. America has made my fortu…

162,000 women's robes recalled after 6 fiery deaths... WASHINGTON - Consumers are being urged to immediately stop wearing a certain type of chenille robe made by Blair LLC due to a fire hazard that is believed to have k…

This video perfectly illustrates my personal manly priorities for a house: The Coolest House in the Neighborhood (And Maybe the Galaxy) -- powered by Cracked.com I would give ten years of my life to have a sentient co…

Mancouch readers, I'm writing this in reference to a movie that I'm pretty sure a lot of you missed, my first nominee as a Mancouch Lost Gem: In Bruges. Here's the trailer:This was a movie that deserved a lot better. It…

The site is named 'Hair Crisis Relief' to support their new range of hair products. Axe - '100 Girls' Hair Crisis Relief Campaign The campaign sees 100 girls in a warehouse monitored by CCTV, taking it in turns to j…

Until I started writing for Mancouch, I never knew there was so much optical illusion humor! You've all seen this photo right? Ok, then you're all teed up for this CollegeHumor video, "Optical Illusion Girlfriend":…

Mancouch is currently writing an epic series on how to stroke a man's ego. To be honest, these days women have enormous egos too... so this guide can improve relationships with both guys and girls. But there are a…

In my adventures on the web, I often notice comment pics left by Very Attractive Girls (hereby abbreviated as... wait, never mind). I ignore them, for three reasons: 1) I figure most of them are not real pictures,…

I used to use strikethrough in my blog posts, and think I was so witty. Then someone sent me this link to EncyclopediaDramatica: Strikethrough is an invaluable tool to internet humorists. Nothing beats clever wri…

These days it seems boys are being socially re-engineered. In the process, they have become victims of misguided sexual politics.So says Christina Hoff Sommers in her book The War Against Boys: How Misguided Feminism Is…

This is a guest post by a female Mancouch reader. Growing up I tortured my little brother by beating him up, putting makeup on him, and dressing him up in my dresses. Then one day he got bigger than me and kicked my a…

Celebrity Jeopardy is my favorite SNL skit... I can't get enough of the faux Sean Connery bagging on Alex Trebek's mom. The recent one with the real Tom Hanks was pretty funny: A partial list of Sean Connery's jokes…

LMAO. what do you guys think of this story?? LETTER TO EX-GIRLFRIEND Dear Elissa, Thanks for being my love for one and half years. When you receive this letter, I believe you might have selected a new boyfriend a…

free2chuze threw down a little smackdown in our last contributor appreciation post: "Hoping to get more substantial blogs from you guys other than sexploits and Twilight." WTF! We've caught a mouse, and decided whe…

At first I thought this girl must be a sand sculpture: But then I examined the photo some more, and thought, maybe she's real?

I went to the NIN/JA concert recently. It was ridiculously awesome. For those of you who don't know NIN/JA stands for Nine Inch Nails/Jane's Addiction. The opening band was Street Sweeper Social Club which is the new…

Ah, the flip flop, such a perfect invention . Easiest thing in the world to wear. No need to sit down, tie anything, or put on socks. Especially not put on socks. Seriously, in the morning you make a decision: shoes…

Whether they want to admit it or not, everyone keeps track of how many people they've slept with. Now it's not up to me to decide what what is a respectable number, but I am curious whether many of you have lied about…

Normally I work remotely, so the fact that I find myself hanging out at the Xanga offices right now can only mean one thing: ROAD TRIP! If you've never been on a road trip, haven't seen a movie centering around a road t…

Ok, now it's time to reveal the truth about the famous painted girl! Was she a girl with clothes painted on, or a painting? Envelope please...

My friend recently told me he has a medical condition called Sexsomnia. Basically whenever he falls asleep, he starts sleepwalking in a very specific way - basically he tries to initiate sex with the person in bed with…

Ed's note: Yesterday, Mancouch announced that it was officially anti-Twilight... and challenged readers to submit posts to try and change our mind. Lynnjynh9315 bravely submitted this post on Twilight from a guy's persp…

The deadly friend zone. That horrible limbo where you're in love, or at least totally crushin', on one of your close female friends and you just can't think of a way to get over (or to) the hump. Things like a boyfr…

Another addition to a long list of "whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" movies. Funny mostly.Basically it's a bunch of white guys on the cusp of middle age out on a last Safari, or anyway its modern day equivalent,…

Lately, the distinctive smell of pot has been permeating my building's hallways. Somebody is seriously smoking out every minute of every day. There are only 3 apartments in my building, so we're pretty sure we've n…

So we at Mancouch went out of our way to find you a cool optical illusion. Is this a girl with clothes painted on, or a painting? Most of you appreciated the subtlety of the optical illusion, or hazarded a guess as…

Check out this dancing guy at the Sasquatch Music Festival - he inspires a whole crowd of people to dance with him! The song is called Unstoppable and it's by Santigold: A bunch of people were really skeptical that t…

Found this awesome new site called textsfromlastnight.com (pretty self-explanatory name). Some of the best texts: (212): mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tel…

This must be optical illusion week here on Mancouch: Is this: Clothes painted onto a girl?Or a painting of a girl painted onto a wall?

Before I even start I should probably admit that, no, I have never read, seen, or been even remotely interested in Twilight. I should also admit that yes, I consider myself a big nerd. I love comic books, video games, an…

A new optical illusion came out called the Spinning Man.  Every 180 degress, he either switches direction or - if you can control him with your mind - he will keep spinning in the same direction: It's a lot like the…

Everyone (both on Mancouch and otherwise) seems to be talking about the movie The Hangover, which was released in theaters on Friday. Now, I haven’t had the opportunity to see this one, but from the trailer, I’m see…

Well, I suppose the true title should be "Places where men always think they are right." Now, you know I try hard not to generalize groups of people, so maybe this should be titled "Places where men that I know personall…

I went to see an acupuncturist today, which was actually really relaxing. I have no idea if it worked or not, but I got a nice half hour nap in there. During the session, my acupuncturist asked me what my predominant e…

I was amazed by the hotel clerk in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. I'll be honest, I didn't recognize her at all. I thought she was just some random super hot chick that I happened to fall in love with while eating popc…

I've never understood what the various bases stood for... so this xkcd comic cracked me up: I still wasn't precisely sure what second base was after reading the comic... so I looked it up on Wikipedia: Mullaney r…

Sometimes my girlfriend will watch certain TV shows that I find so painful, I am forced to leave the room (and often the entire apartment). Here is a partial list of shows that pain me greatly: What Not to Wear on T…

If you haven't already, you really have to start watching the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia! Hulu only has five episodes up at a time - so here is the latest one, entitled "Mac is a Serial Killer" (you have to creat…

During my bouts of singledom, I'm able to observe all the self-involved couples around me - the ups, the downs, the manic "OMFG he's so perfect and hot and we're in love until two months from now when our mutually narcis…

I just saw The Hangover today... and it is Mancouch's pick for Mancouch's Movie of the Month!! RottenTomatoes reports that 76% of al reviews were positive, which shocked me. How could 24% of people think this movie…

Ok, i just can't get this off of my mind. But my friend and I were talking one day and she told me about this experience she had with her boyfriend that really got me wondering..So this is what happened to her, while she…

Be honest. I am positive that many of you have been to a club and have had every attempt you make with the women fail. One reason behind this is that women may not feel safe in the situation. I wonder why they even go…

I love to sleep on my couch. In fact, for years I didn't even own a bed... I just slept on my couch. It was a sofabed too, but I rarely pulled it out... just crashed on it in couch-form. Life was grand. Eventually…

When I was in fourth grade or so, we had a family ritual we called "riding the bumper". My mom would stop the car at the mailbox, and let me get out and climb onto the rear bumper. Then she would slowly coast from…

Cokeisit reminded me of something wonderful: "Socks are amazing unwashed. You will never get the same feeling from a pair of socks that you experience when they're brand spanking new." Gisele says, she agrees. Damn…

Today is apparently laundry day here on Mancouch, so we'll just run with it. Freesia39 admonished Mancouch with an, "Oh ew, you should at least wash new underwear before wearing it." Why would I wash new underwear?…

I hate doing the laundry. I mean, I really really hate it... and do everything I can to avoid it. It's so existential: you work like crazy to do your laundry, and just when you think you're all set... you run out of…

I don't know about you, but these days, I tend to spit with booger-lacing intact on a woman's attempt at telling me she would rather be friends with me, if I have a thing for her, especially if it is after the breakup.…

Sadly, David Carradine (Bill from Kill Bill, and Kwai Chang Caine from Kung Fu) died recently in Thailand at the age of 72. There are differing rumors on how he died: Suicide (he was found hanging in a closet) Foul…

Haha, a guy asked his gf to "draw what was happening inside of her" when she got her period. Here is her drawing: Source: BuzzfeedHaha, wow - that is far more accurate than anything I could muster.I once dated a gi…

We have no intention of ever restricting who can submit posts to Mancouch... but we got this feedback, and thought it was worth sharing: Let me first stress that I AM NOT SEXIST. I love women, and I truly respect the…

I love it when the big green guy says, "Hulk Smash!!!" But why is he so mad? Bruce Banner seems like a pretty good guy... it's kinda weird that he has all that anger inside of him. I looked up the Hulk on Wikipe…

I was googling for a picture to show "crying man", and they were mostly of men in war zones... crying over the death of a fellow soldier or family member. Losing a fellow soldier at war is universally considered an g…

I've been getting up really early for work this week. I am NOT a morning person, so getting up at 6 in the AM to get ready for work is like making jellyfish do linear algebra. At this rate I'm bound to forget something i…

Guys sometimes portray a stereotype which may be real for some (but generally false for most), namely, that there is some kind of ideal situation wherein the much older man pairs up with the much younger woman. For examp…

We get a number of comments on Mancouch saying things like, "I want people to realize that different people want different things regardless of gender." I completely agree that we are all individuals, and that it's not…

I have a confession to make: I use smileys a fair amount when I email with girls. I rarely use smileys with other guys, especially in a business context. It's hard to battle for alpha position when you're using smil…

I'm so tired of all these wimpy posts about "5 Things All Girls Want In A Guy" or "What Women Are Really Saying!" Being a woman myself, you'd think I'd agree with them. Unfortunately, this has never happened.Therefore, I…

Plot holes from Terminator Salvation.

Firstly I would like to salute every woman in existence because you put up with crap that most men (myself included) will never understand. Pregnancy, hormonal swings, male privilege, unfair wages, sexual harassment,…

So, the boyfriend & I are in a predicament. We are used to living at college, and being able to have sex every other day or so. However, it's summer now, & we both live at home with our respective families. We'll…

My girlfriend was kind enough to watch Terminator Salvation and Star Trek with me recently. It was awesome, and I loved her 5% more after each movie. Then recently, she mentioned that we should see another movie.…

As some who spent a majority of their childhood in the 1990s, I amassed a great deal of knowledge about 90s Nickelodeon as seen HERE and HERE. The gilded age of Stick Stickly and every couch was draped with orange. L…

It was kind of heartening how many people came to the defense of Jessica Alba in our post about Beautiful Actresses who are almost Always in Bad Movies. She seems like a nice person, so it was nice to see so many commen…

We've had some awesome submissions to Mancouch recently! We couldn't run Mancouch without your help, so we wanted to shoutout to all our contributors: Switch wrote a great post on Urinal Etiquette 101 and blazer403…

I remember the day when you could turn on the TV and the only thing close to a reality game show was America's Funniest Videos or America's Funniest People. I mean, who didn't laugh when the guy got whacked in the…

blazer403 sent in this awesome video on bathroom etiquette (wow 5mm people have watched this!) The video emphasizes that talking at a urinal can result in the "destruction of society as we know it". Mancouch firmly a…