It happens when you're least expecting it... you're out shopping with your girlfriend, and suddenly she thrusts her purse at you. "Here hold this," she says. And it sounds so reasonable... so why does it look so rid…

I have a real problem... every time I watch a movie with martial arts in it, I develop these vivid fantasies of learning kung fu. I realized it must be pathological when I watched Kung Fu Panda this weekend (it's bee…

Looks aren't everything: some beautiful actresses just have bad taste (or bad agents?). Whenever I hear that Jennifer Aniston came out with a new movie, I just wince (more on her later). So without further ado, here ar…

There was a special summer event happening in the shopping centre below my office and they were giving out free goodie bags full of various product samples from a lot of the shops. I was enlisted by some of my colleagues…

We recently asked the perennial question, "Do you think it's harder to be a man or a woman?" There were some great points, and we'll be re-printing a lot of the responses. The comments seemed to focus on things like:…

What's up everyone! The ManCouch team is excited for a site dedicated to guy stuff. This plan has been in the works for a while and now we'd like you to join us and help make it a smashing hit. If you've seen a good…

Mancouch says: being a boy is easy... but being a man is hard. It's fashionable to say that being a woman is the hardest thing of all. But maybe being a real man is equally if not more difficult. What do you think…

We get a lot of female commenters here on Mancouch (btw, what's up with that)... and whenever we post a picture of a hot girl attractive female, there are a slew of comments like this: "I have a total girl crush on her!"…

xkcd has outdone himself, with this simple cartoon entitled, "Frustration". I am actually pretty proud of myself - I can easily undo a bra with one hand, in under 2 seconds. In my mind, this makes me devastatingly…

We thought we'd share this thoughtful post by ISpeakLife... and hear Mancouch readers' take on it. The post is unedited, although we added some numbers and bolded some text to help keep track of all the ideas. This is o…

I was talking to a cowkorker, and she mentioned she was out of laundry... and that her outfit today was her last real outfit. Since it's only Thursday, I asked what she was going to wear tomorrow. Her answer amazed me.…

Here at Mancouch HQ, there are varying levels of facial hair ability. I personally can grow the following (I've included Wikipedia definitions, so we're all talking about the same thing): A mustache - facial ha…

My wife is always telling me to put on sunblock. Bah, humbug! What real man uses sunblock?! I've always found her request ridiculous. Then I saw this recent picture of former celebrity, Dean Cain: WTF?! This is…

I just finished reading a post on AskMen about guys wearing sandals - "Sandal Dos & Dont's". What was interesting about the post were the comments. Every comment was negative and basically said guys should ne…

Talk about a Man Couch. Check out this guy here who turned an ordinary La-Z-Boy into a gas powered one. Is this really innovative or just pure laziness? Wouldn't you love to have one of these in your living room?

What kind of razor do you use to shave with?

I see a lot of women who unfortunately don't know what a guy likes and they don't like. To provide some clarity on this apparently fuzzy subject, I have provided a list of things that men like and do not like, to he…

Bar Fight The question of who's better between Lebron James and Kobe Bryant has hit fever pitch. Vitamin Water has launched a Lebron vs. Kobe campaign, while Nike has similar ads using puppets. Some argue that Ko…

What is one thing every man should be able to do? We'll create a top 10 list from this.

Do guys plan on settling down or is that only something women do?

Gentlemen, it is time to purge our closets of the ubiquitous white crew neck t-shirt at work. I see it day in and day out: men in the workplace with their open collars, one or two buttons undone, with their white cr…

Dear Science,Where the fuck is my hoverboard? Nearly 20 years ago I was blown away as I watched Marty McFly shred pavement to escape the grips of his nemesis, Griff Tannen in Back To The Future Part II. You remember th…

The only thing better than a 3-day weekend is a 4-day weekend, and the only thing better than a 4-day weekend is winning the lottery and moving to Mexico. In honor of one of America's favorite excuses to drink, mancouch…

Someone says the word manly, what comes to mind?

This guy is an idiot. Don't people know airbags are dangerous? No man should ever do any experiment involving that part of the region. Have you ever been hit in the groin by accident or on purpose? What happened?…

My friend's personal philosophy is that all girls are crazy and all guys are a-holes. I have found that to be true to a certain degree. For example, I dated a girl who was taken to a pysch ward, a girl who was so em…

Recently my wife asked me to recreate the first mixtape I had made her in an iTunes playlist for her iPod. Could I recreate a mixtape I had made nearly six years ago for her? Yeah, I could do that. Had she asked me to…

Bar Fight Very easy Bar Fight this week. Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt are two of Hollywood's biggest stars. They're very different people as well but if they were drunk, it'd be a pretty good matchup. Who wins between…

A couple of weeks ago, my brother discussed the topic of teenage relationships with me. Due to my recent break up, I was in a bad state. My brother decided to teach me the lesson of boys, which approximately went as…

1. The umbrella Sometimes the umbrella is just not big enough to cover both of you completely. In this case, a gentleman would obviously lean the umbrella towards his lady friend. Guys, getting a little wet won't ki…

According to popular, or at least to prejudicial and stereotypical belief, homosexual men can never fulfill the traditional definition of "manly." Luckily for us, all we need is a few instances to prove that bigoted s…

Perhaps I am the only one who ever follows this theory, but I'm the confident guy, which is a bridge between being nice and an occasional idiot. Hehe! And I always have this one rule when it comes to dating girls an…

Leaving college is a life changing experience for many. Some graduates don't know how to adjust while others thrive. For some guys, graduating from college becomes a hard transition and at times you wish to go ba…

How far are you willing to go to get with a hot foreign chick?

Watch The Slumdog Price is Right on CollegeHumor A price is right edition sounds kind of intersting, doesn't it?

Any of these situations ever happen to you?

As men, sometimes we spend so much time thinking up inventive ways, or simply mustering the courage, to approach women, that we can forget that they will sometimes be the aggressors. It's hard to sit tight and expect…

I've seen a lot of articles on Mancouch on what makes a man a REAL man. So I'm curious guys, what qualities do you think makes a woman, a REAL woman?

It's that time again, Let's Play! I'll start the game off at the bottom of this post by choosing two words or phrases, like juice or water. You choose one, and explain why you chose that word. When you have done that…

There have been several past attempts posted on Mancouch to describe what actions only a real man can carry out. Not surprisingly, none of them were accurate. There is in fact a surefire test of manhood, namely, father…

Have you seen any "summer" movies yet, such as Wolverine, Star Trek or Angels & Demons?

Most women would like to believe that guys are sex hounds, always in search of their next sexual encounter. I can't speak for majority of men but I can honestly tell you, I would never sleep with a random girl I mee…

If you're not out of school already, summer break is right around the corner. In honor of nearing the end of yet another hellish academic year, we present the Weekend Would You Rather: Summer Job edition. For a lot of…

Who's Hotter? Today we have too sizzling women playing deadly roles on television. First up is Eliza Dushku, playing the role of Echo on Dollhouse. Going against her is Summer Glau, playing a Terminator from the futur…

With the ever increasing number of unwanted pregnancies around the world, there's one thing many guys (and girls) haven't yet learned, use a condom. It's one of the safest options available and guys can carry one in…

Seems like everyone now has a list of the top hottest, most beautiful, sexiest women. A few months ago it was AskMen’s 99 most desirable women, then last week it was People Magazine’s Most Beautiful list. Now it’…

There are certain things you can say to a man to get him angry. These words may work on some while others may just ignore it. But there is one thing that’ll get every man boiling over, talking about his mom.

If someone was talking smack to you, would you know when to fight and when to walk away? What would someone have to say before you start to fight?

In a recent featured post on Mancouch, the writer post of the post mentioned that he changes his bed sheets every two to six weeks. One of the readers was surprised and left this comment: "The thing that scares me…

For a long time now I have been plagued by an embarrassing problem: manboobs. You know those flappy, sagging things that are sometimes found on members of the wrong gender? That's what I'm talking about. I'm not…

So, Star Trek is out. That's something, and everyone seems to be talking about it. Big summer event movie, filled with nerdgasms out of both joy and angst (really, nerds love nothing more than to love something dearl…

I need a man to talk to me honestly about women. You know, we women spend a lot of time talking about men! During some stages in our lives, it seems that we eat, drink and sleep them. Whether we are married, divorc…

This is what happens when The Joker meets Curious George. Why is he so curious again? -picture from funktards.com

This is one of the better NBA "Where Amazing Happens" commercials. That pass and layup was amazing by little known Aaron Brooks (5'11") at halftime of the Lakers/Rockets Game 3. Who are you rooting for tonight; Rock…

When I go to a bar, whether or not my intention is to try and hook up, one of the first things I do is scope out the scene for attractive members of the opposite sex. Since there is absolutely no context with any of…

I spoke to John, Xanga CEO, a couple of hours ago and he looked very sharp. Actually, I stared at him for a few second because I'd never seen him in a suit, let alone a button down shirt. He was heading out to a formal…

Been a while since you got some action? Sick of bringing girls back from the bar/party/circus just to have them leave before you get a chance to make your move? Well tonight's the night, my friend. I promise. These a…

If you haven't heard about the recent online viral video, the Saturday Night Live (SNL) short by Justin Timberlake and Adam Samberg, called "Motherlover", you're missing out. We have it here for you, the Hulu video for…

Wouldn't you love to hand out edible business cards? Picture from TechCrunch.

Once again I find myself looking for some outside feedbackTime: Friday night. Setting: Bar/Club/Social Venue Situation: You're feeling fantastic and having a great night out with friends. You're on the dance floor. A…

It's that time again, Let's Play! I'll start the game off at the bottom of this post by choosing two words or phrases, like juice or water. You choose one, and explain why you chose that word. When you have done tha…

The fellas over at Steven Humour have an amazing list of 5 Will Ferrell moments. We figured we'd show it to you here: 5. Elf 4. Wedding Crashers

In an episode of AMC's "Mad Men", protagonist and ad exec Don Draper champions the need for subtlety when it comes to sexuality in advertisements. About an intended print ad for an airline, he muses, "It’s about adve…

Overthinking Sex - Watch more Funny Videos Do guys really overthink sex or is the ladies who put too much emphasis on what might or could happen? Video from break.com

TheTheologiansCafe decided to joke around with his readers today with his post "Xanga and Maintenance Issues". He said that John from the Xanga Team told him the reason for all the maintenance issues was because we her…

Last week on the train ride to work, I was leaning against the door, listening to music when I noticed a number of people staring in my direction. Being the semi-paranoid person that I am, I thought there was so…

How often do you think about sex? a. Few times a week b. Every day c. Every hour d. Can't stop thinking about it and I might have a problem.

The United States is a big country with tons of cities within it's 50 states. Living NYC, I've come across people from all across this great country but it wasn't until I met someone from Colorado a few months ago, tha…

I hate liars. I'd rather someone hurt me by telling me the truth than beat around the bush or lie. So that's why I'm really blunt when it comes to letting people know how I feel. Liars can come from anywhere; within…

Are you still friends with your childhood best friend?

For all you baseball fans, we were hit with another steroid report today and it's a big one. Manny Ramirez of the L.A. Dodgers has tested for performance enhancing drug (PED) use and is going to serve a 50 game su…

Here's some pretty awesome graffiti pictures I found yesterday: There's more pictures on this site, smashingmagazine.com

Here's a few things you might not know about a car guy....not a professional mechanic but the backyard do-it-yourself type with love of the game1) You may think the grease and cuts on our knuckles is disgusting. To the…

This has got to be pretty painful but it was an awesome crash. Have you seen any sports crashes like this one?

Should women who hit their men, get the same penalty for domestic violence as men do?

A couple of guys in a brand new BMW Z4 challenge a Volkswagen Golf to a race and get obliterated. Volkswagen Blows Away BMW Z4 - Watch more Funny Videos Who would have thought a Volkswagon Golf would beat a BMW in…

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30cMovies That Are Destroying America - Summer Movie Editioncolbertnation.comColbert Report Full EpisodesPolitical HumorGay Marriage(Give it a few seconds for the video to load…

I just finished watching Russell Peter's last stand up video, Red, White and Brown. He was hilarious as usual but one of the bits stuck out, the part about chest hair and how annoying it can get. I couldn't stop…

When I saw this video, I was shocked because I watch this lady on the news almost every night. She does the 11 o'clock news for NBC in NYC. I guess since NBC is so effed up in the ratings, she figured what the hell, no…

What can we say about the mustache, except it can be awesome if you could grow one. Imagine the possibilities if you were to be a little creative. Many have tried and many have failed. But for the distinct few, their m…

You could give me the bovine flu anytime This is an actual text conversation that just occurred between me and a friend of mine: My Friend: Do you think large utters make male cows horny? Me: There's no such thing a…

Come on, which guy really sits down to urinate?

Isn't she trying a little too hard to be a MILF?

What are some funny street names you've seen in your area?

A quick FML Sports post: Today, during volleyball practice, I tried to organize a team dinner but everyone said they were busy. Later, when I went to Chipotle to pick up a burrito, I saw my entire team there eating…

This guy is teaching others on how to defend against an attacker. At first when the child came on to the screen, I thought it was a midget. Doesn't the baby look super excited during the whole presentation?

Modesty has been a hot topic on Xanga lately, so we decided to feature a post that was submitted to us. Please keep in mind this is the view of the author, not Mancouch. I don't know why Xanga is pushing this modes…

While online reference service Wikipedia can be incredibly informative, it’s also chock full of absolutely useless facts. Helpfully, all the useless trivia has now been compiled in a new book called Stupedia. Here are 1…

It's that time again, Let's Play! I'll start the game off at the bottom of this post by choosing two words or phrases, like juice or water. You choose one, and explain why you chose that word. When you have done tha…

If we're going to show you the G.I. Joe trailer, then we have to show you the new Transformers 2: Revenge of The Fallen trailer as well. This is the anticipated movie of the summer and it looks like Michael Bay has crea…

Check out some of these pranks. We featured #2 before: Would you ever try any of these on your friends? Which one did you like the best? -Video from break.com

It takes a big man to wear pink, and an even bigger man to give kids nightmares that the tooth fairy reaching under their pillow is actually a 400 pound Everquest addicted kid toucher. The incredible manliness of thi…

Now, normally I would never divulge information like this about myself on my journal that I've had for a few years now, because well, it's just very personal stuff. However, I read a post on Mancouch today about a Se…

Who's Hotter? Today's edition is between who beautiful women, who have somewhat been under the radar the last few years. So who's hotter, Elisha Cuthbert or Jennifer Love Hewitt? http://mancouch.com

When you think of sports, you picture a bunch of guys running, throwing, hitting and shooting a ball or puck. But there are a few female athletes that can definitely whip the butts of 99% of men even though most men lik…

We can't get enough of Vince, the "Slap Chop" guy and the parodies keep getting better. Here's an awesome rap that's 10X better than the infomercial: Don't you love this awesome remix?