Have you ever punched someone? Did they punch you back?

Not too long ago I was heavily considering a career in advertising. "I spontaneously produce so many puns and idiotic word associations," I told myself, "Why not get paid to do it?" Forget my tale of disillusionment t…

Mancouch term of the day. "Man Card." Definition (from urbandictionary.com):"Requirement to be accepted as a respectable member of the male community. Can and should be revoked by other respectable males for doing no…

Check out this pizza box. It's perfect for guys since there's nothing to clean afterward: Should pizza companies adopt this new pizza box idea?

Damn kids - always ruining it for the rest of us. What do you think? Are you scared yet? Guest blogger James Nicholson writes about all things manly at Just A Guy Thing

This next video is very disturbing and gets a WTF, even though the snake looks like it doesn't have any fangs, so the poison factor is thrown out. The baby doesn't seem to be affected by the snake at all. Is this vi…

Bar Fight Today's Bar Fight is between two of the Judd Apatow guys, Jason Segel (Forgetting Sarah Marshall, How I Met Your Mother) versus Seth Rogan (Knocked Up, Pineapple Express). Both of these guys are overweight…

For all you Saturday Night Live fans, you know Andy Samberg has hilarious moments. Here's two very popular songs he's in: I just remembered these two after a co-worker sent me one of the videos. I'm On A Boat ft. T-Pa…

Here's a great piece on the recent Snuggy phenomenon: Late Line Special Report - Snuggies: Warm, Comfortable, Deadly? - watch more funny videos Could you ever picture yourself with one of those snuggies? -Video from…

An earlier Mancouch post displayed a video of a girl sneaking up behind an unsuspecting guy and deliberately striking him below the belt.In my opinion, striking a man in the groin constitutes sexual assault. This posit…

This has got to be the most ridiculous fight scene ever: Have you seen a fight scene like this? If so, what movie was it? http://mancouch.com

Check out this funny ad for the new Wolverine movie by Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith airing during the NBA playoffs: Is Wolverine the toughest member of the X-Men team?

Either he knows a secret to making women do this or is the biggest a-hole in the world. Which one do you think it is?

The "Swine Flu" has officially become a national health matter but according to HolyTaco.com, the symptoms of the flu are no different than a regular trip to Mexico.

Don't you feel bad for that baby? Picture from Collegehumor

I guess this is the only reason to get a hamster: See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. What other animals have you seen used in a race?

The NBA playoffs are underway, so last night a few friends and I were talking about Dwyane Wade's performance against the 76ers. During the discussion, one of the guys mentioned Wade and his friends throwing some c…

It's that time again, Let's Play! I'll start the game off at the bottom of this post by choosing two words or phrases, like juice or water. You choose one, and explain why you chose that word. When you have done tha…

The Red Sox are pounding the Yankees this weekend but any sports fan will chuckle at this commercial: Who's your favorite baseball team? Do you enjoy watching the Yankees/Red Sox rivalry?

There are some very stupid folks out there. Here's a few of them: Could you ever see yourself doing anything stupid like that?

God, this makes me miss Mr. Show so much. We miss you, Bob Odenkirk, come back to us!"Craigslist Penis Photographer" featuring Bob Odenkirk from Bob OdenkirkHave you ever been to the casual encounters section of craigsli…

About a year ago, JAGT spotted a new trend among guys: the “ bromance“. Also known as a guy crush, here’s our definition of a bromance from that original post: A man crush isn’t technically a crush in the traditional…

We showed a previous commercial of the Heineken "walk in closet". We then posted a Lebron James parody. Now we're posting a 2nd Heineken commercial. This is one is great: Heineken's New Walk-In Fridge Commercia…

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Chick Makes Same Dumb Face in Every Pic - Watch more Funny Videos The tag line on break.com says "Apparently, too much of that fake tanning stuff really will make your face stick that way." Do you know anyone tha…

In honor of Beyonce and Ali Larter's new movie, Obsessed, we have them going head to head today to see who's hotter. According to co-star Idris Elba, he forgot lines because he couldn't take his eyes off them. I don't…

I hate getting into fights, not because I can’t defend myself but because I honestly believe the bigger person is the one that can walk away. That all almost went out the window a few weeks ago after a basketball g…

Check out this baby giving a sermon or trying to, in church: Little Toddler Preaching at Church - Watch more Funny Videos Do you see this baby in the future working for the church or as the lead singer of a death…

Check out this video: Denise Richards' Funbags from Denise Richards Are Denise Richards' "fun bags" all that? Do you want her "fun bags"? Video from Funny or Die

Why would you do that with a plunger?

Someone found our site by searching: "Do all men want women to play hard to get?" Is it true, do guys want girls to play hard to get?

We're always looking for manly things across the net, so here's a list we found that had the 10 manliest ways to die from oddee.com 1. Steve Irwin: Impaled by A Stingray: Is it even possible to start a manly list about…

I wonder what his final grade was. Can you locate the parts of the human body that are asked in the question? picture from HolyTaco

Forest Animals describe how a vagina became synonymous with the word "beaver"

Yesterday we posted the Heineken ad "In The Closet". Well today we have another ad showing the difference between men and women. Check it out: It's funny how in this one the guys are the ones going crazy for the sh…

Last week's Bar Fight, we had Jason Bourne go against James Bond. The readers had Bourne defeating Bonds because of his hand to hand combat capabilities. One reader's comment stuck out. Bush069@xanga suggested we h…

My Last day at Home Depot - Watch more Funny Videos You think this guy got fired?

Are you a fan of Michael Bay movies? What's your favorite one? Video from hollywoodreporter.com

Let’s pretend you could enter any TV or Movie’s world and date one of the characters. I don’t mean they come to your world and date you - I mean you literally enter the movie/TV show and you start to pursue them.…

Doesn't this guy deserve a beat down for stealing that girl's drink while she's trying to have a good time or maybe those guys planned it to. That's a Win - Win for both of them. You think they planned it or is thi…

Snakes on a plane finally aired on TV but the famous line, the only line people knew from the movie, was edited. I think Samuel L. Jackson is so "**cking pissed off": Not only was the line edited but they edited wit…

Since it's 4-20, "The National Pot Smoking Day", we decided to do some research and find out some of the hot women who openly smoke marijuana. Here's 4 of the Hottest female stoners in hollywood. Anna Farris: Th…

This commercial has to be one of my favorites. Everytime I see it, I laugh a little. There's a real difference in what women and men get excited about. Who needs clothes when you have beer? :) Would you be more…

Since the beginning of time, boobs have been the catalyst for many of history’s most heated conflicts. They started the Trojan War, played a role in the Star Wars, and had President Bush ever drowned in a nice pair…

Recently I went to visit a friend of mine, Joey, at his college. He's your typical college kid, spends more time playing video games, drinking and hanging out than doing actual work. But Joey is a smart dude and still…

It's that time again, Let's Play! I'll start the game off at the bottom of this post by choosing two words or phrases, like juice or water. You choose one, and explain why you chose that word. When you have done th…

Here's a very motivated house seller: How desperate must this person be to put up all these signs? Would you ever buy a house from someone who's that desperate to sell the house? Pictures from Burbia.com

I was a kid born in the 80's and so I grew up with the cartoons of the 90's. Whenever I mention these cartoons to the young kids of today, they always scoff, take one look at them and dismiss it as "crappy". Well they…

I'm a cross country and track runner. Both sports are co-ed, and predominantly male. So, naturally, the girls get exposed to activities that the guys do that other girls might not see. For example, pre-game (well, pre-m…

I love the Pac Man game, but a man dressed in a Pac Man suit, not so much: Real-Life Pac Man Terrorizes People - Watch more Funny Videos What would you do if a real life Pac Man was running around bothering you?

Us guys, we like to think we can get away with a lot of things, like peeing in public but there are certain things a guy should never do in front of others. Here's 6 things a guy should never do in front of other peopl…

Whether the posts on mancouch are manly enough seems to be a constant point of contention in the comment sections here, so I thought I'd help put that to rest for at least a couple of hours with a daily infusion of manli…

Men of Mancouch, enlighten me, for I am but a girl who doesn't know these things. I know what sideboob is: But what do you call this?

I would love to do this to my boss if I ever get fired: Angry Auto Worker Fights Boss - Watch more Funny Videos Have you ever been in a situation where you wanted to kick our boss' ass? Would ever do that if you…

Before leaving the hangout with my girls, one asked what my plans were for the rest of the evening, in case we were going to watch a movie or hit the clubs. I told them I'd be hanging out with the guys, so they would…

This guy gets whacked in the head by some kind of animal. Do you know what kind of animal that is?

Here's an awesome video retelling the story of the classic movie, The Shawshank Redemption, through a rap song: Watch The Shawshank Rap and more funny videos on CollegeHumor What do you think? Does it accurately tell w…

This is exactly why you have to make sure not to do anything stupid to a girl: Girlfriend Booby Traps Bedroom Floor - Watch more Funny Videos What would you do if you're girlfriend pulled this stunt on you? http…

This is a great video clip: See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. Are you a fan of Billy Joel's version or this one?

What are some necessities a guy needs to have (clothing, shaving, etc)? Can you think of 5?

1) Breaking up a wedding- We've all seen this one plenty of times, and for the most part, we are rooting for the protagonist because we've been following his story the whole time. But did you ever stop to think from t…

It's not an easy question to answer, there are a lot of sports that have to be taken into consideration. Of course you can eliminate golf, soccer, tennis, and all such sports right away. The mere existence of contact…

This is exactly why LeBron James should have been in the Slam Dunk contest every single year. He has agreed to dunk next year. Hopefully he'll have some unique dunks. Would you be excited to see King James in the dun…

Bar Fight Today's Bar Fight should be an epic battle. We have two spies going at it, Jason Bourne versus James Bond (JB vs. JB) Who wins this battle of spies, Jason Bourne or James Bond? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!…

I don't know about you guys, but I like to dance. Dancing, to me, is an expression of joy and happiness. It represents release, a carefree nature, just letting yourself go. Now sometimes when I dance it is with…

My former suitemate Joe looked like Sylvester Stallone. He was big, broad and played lacrosse for the university I was attending. I lived in a double adjacent to his, with another lacrosse player named Dean. Joe,…

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan Would you ever go out with her/hit that? Or is she still the crazy, drug inducing, alcoholic celebrity you'd like to avoid? -video from funny or die

Can you name most of these movies? What are other movie lines is this video missing?

Does your "honest" IM window resemble anything like this one? -list and picture from HolyTaco.com

I'm glad my parents don't do this to me. See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. Did your parents ever pull a prank on you? What did they do?

Here's a very funny animated take on Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's relationship: If you were Brad Pitt, would you have stayed with Jennifer Aniston, or is Angelina Jolie that much better? -Video from LiquidGenerat…

Finish this line: Sex is best when ______.

The Only Cause Supported By Every Movie Star (But One) -- powered by Cracked.com Are Nicholas Cage movies really that bad? What was the last one you saw?

Are there any foods you won't eat but your friends love?

Think back: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?

So I was driving along in my little red Honda today, doing my thing, when out of the blue, a silver minivan almost clipped the side of my car. My first reaction was to shout obscenities and throw my hands in the ai…

What's your favorite car brand? http://mancouch.com

And with that, an 18 year old boy from Berkshire has become my hero. Yes, may the sun never set on the British Empire or its giant 60 foot wangs. So, the story here, is that a young gentleman of the age of 18 one day…

What is your favorite movie line? Is that also your favorite movie? http://mancouch.com

Have you heard of the Pirates in Somalia that are taking over boats and stealing goods from ships? Well, they've hit a number of U.S. ships and have made millions off of oil and other goods. Many of them are heroes in…

It's Friday, what's a better way to start the weekend than a party? A party in your mouth! Ohhhrighttttt. Today I present to you...King's Manaja Twa! Three animals of goodness. Ta-da! [Insert trumpets playing] A…

Kim Kardashian's older sister, Kourtney Kardashian made her debut as a model by posing for a Maxim shoot. Here are some pictures: I wasn't aware there was even a second sister, but I think she's much prettier…

Sup everyone. I'm Kash. Looks like a campaign poster As some of you may already know I work at Xanga and just wanted to introduce myself, because I've been sending out messages to users regarding post topics or c…

Mike Gansler, Director of Core Technology with Segway Inc., sits in a Personal Urban Mobility…

Check out this prank. These guys can't find their office when the hallway door leading to their offices gets covered over by a wall. Did you prank anyone this past April Fools? If so, what did you do?

When most people hear the word hustler, they may be thinking about a rapper or the magazine but let's think outside of the box for a minute. What about the rich folks who nickel and dime to get ahead? What about…

This next video is proof why you should never, ever get a woman angry cuz she might just do this: Angry Girlfriend Gets Revenge - Watch more Funny Videos What could that guy have done to make her that angry?

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For too long there have been to many grievances against men in general and so from now on followers in my new movement will oppose the following, as we find them equal to slave labor. It has for a long time been a po…

It's the fourth time that your girlfriend caught you watching pr0n on your iPhone during dinner with her parents. Trying to turn the phone off, you accidentally turn the volume on, leaving Mom and Dad with the symph…

I stumbled on the following picture on DailyHaha and found this. I'm currently using Mozilla Firefox because I find it really reliable, secure, fast and it blocks a huge majority of pop-ups. I also like the interfa…

Here's a videos videos about Iron Man and Batman having a debate about their respective franchise. I find it pretty funny and hope you do too!

There really is nothing new under the sun, so they say! But I say that there is something new about the way that some women find it so easy to label themselves as F'Buddies. I understand that people are not as reserve…

One of our readers left this on the comment section for this post, When You Girlfriends Got Your Back: Has this ever happened to you? What do you do in this situation?

If there is one thing girls don't like, it's other girls. If there is a second thing they don't like, it's me. Okay, so there are a lot of things girls don't like, same with guys, but I personally get a huge kick out o…

Titanic is often thought to be the ultimate example of chick flicks, but I'm here to tell you that it is, in fact, the manliest movie of them all.Think about it. Think about things that are common in manly movies. No…

Here's a hilarious bit from Jimmy Kimmel on making jokes about Barack Obama. To find out what jokes are acceptable, he goes to a black barbershop to find out: Any of the jokes Jimmy came up with, sound offensive to y…

We love Mario here on Mancouch (who doesn't!). So here's a quick and funny take of Mario, Luigi and Princess Peach. Could you ever picture Princess Peach with Luigi? picture from http://spaceghetto.net

Here's a little female bashing. Not to be taken seriously. Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick…

QOTD Who's hotter, blondes or redheads?

If you like idiots doing stupid things, this video is for you: EMBED-Worst Drunk Dunk Ever - Watch more free videos Ever done that with some friends?

Picture this, your girlfriend comes over or you bring someone home but your place looks like crap. You don’t know what to do, and you didn’t think that far ahead. But if you had taken the time to think ahead just…

QOTD Do you take life advice from the opposite sex? http://mancouch.com

In case you haven't seen the most critically acclaimed TV show of all time, The Wire, Omar Little is a combination of Robin Hood, Charlton Heston, and a big barrel of balls. He wears a trench coat, he wields a shotgu…

Who's Hotter? Today's edition will not need any introductions. Who's hotter, Gisele Bundchen (9) or Kim Kardashian (92)?

Yesterday a teacher in the UK, Natasha Gray, (a winner of Hottest Teacher award in the UK in 2002) was disciplined for posting pictures of herself on an online modeling website. You decide, do these pictures warrant…

Check out this baby here, looks like he's already practicing for some future parties and raves: Should this baby be listening to loud rave music? Do you remember the type of music when you were younger? http://mancou…

This video not only freaked me out for a second, but also allows for the possibility of actual Ninja Turtles. Check out the way this turtle just snatched that pigeon: What was your initial reaction? Did you know turt…

QOTD What's more difficult to say, don't want to see her again or to lose weight?

In honor of the series finale of ER tomorrow, we picked 10 hottest doctors and nurses that have been on the show over the past 15 years. Kari Matchett - Played Dr. Skye Wexler Malaya Rivera - Played med stud…

Legal prostitution, or Craigslist, can be a very successful entry to dating if you know the proper technique of writing a personals ad. The competition against other horny dudes can be vicious, but I can show you t…

. I just awoke from lying next to one of my good buddies (no really, we're just good friends) on a futon in Boston and we were discussing how poorly we'd slept. We were trying to figure out why and drifted off t…

I wish I had this product a few years ago when I was battling athletes feet from playing high school and college ball. Although it's not made to cure athletes feet, it could have helped with the crazy smell. I still…

Click picture to Get Blown Up Version Of It Isn't Abe officially the coolest President of all time?

QOTD This is a question sent to us from one of our readers. Finish this line: Never date a woman who _____. mancouch.com