Once again the Japanese make us wonder what the heck is going over there. Check out this video, and tell us those aren't condoms they're using: Are those things condoms? What the heck are they doing with those blown u…

Once upon a time during a smoking session at my friend’s house, his dad walked in just as I was exhaling a fat rip off the bong. Of course upon seeing him walk in, I choked like a little bitch. No matter how hard I…

Bar Fight This week's Bar Fight will bring together, two of the most well known and annoying infomercial guys: Vince, the ShamWow guy versus Billy Mays the OxiClean man. Vince as many of you already know, has been i…

Over 21 and living with your parents? A lot of people in America still live with their parents, about 45%, so don't feel alone. I wonder if anyone has ever thought about this situation: A man brings a girl home.…

A few hours ago, Neil had a post on Vince the ShamWow guy getting arrested for beating a hooker. Well Vince also has a Slap Chop commercial that's been ridiculed like no tomorrow on YouTube. Here's the real commercial…

This next video is something made my day, because it was something I've always wanted to say to women with mustaches but didn't want them to feel bad. Check it out: News Anchor Jokes about Lady2019s Moustache - Wa…

While I doubt there could ever be a perfect person, I was just sitting here thinking, "I'm tired out of my mind." So I decided to make up a list of attributes a perfect woman would have. 1) A perfect woman would have…

I found an article HERE, from an Australian newspaper, outlining the qualities of "THE PERFECT MAN." So let's see where I match up...

The Japanese have the weird game shows and now they have this. Hopefully it's this one guy... Would you be willing to do this while skiing downhill? What if you got paid?

It's that time again, Let's Play! I'll start the game off at the bottom of this post by choosing two words or phrases, like juice or water. You choose one, and explain why you chose that word. When you have done…

Many of us grew up with pets, and we know it's hard to deal with the loss of a pet. Check out this video of a cute young girl flushing her goldfish: See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor. Have yo…

In the competition for the title of most badass American President, one name rises far above them all, that of the 26th President: Theodore Roosevelt. Roosevelt's resume of badassery reads like James fucking Bond's…

A Mancouch reader sent us this message: Why are women advised to play hard to get, when men are usually afraid of rejection? Do you think men really afraid of rejection?

So, I've always tried to understand why girls fall for guys who are trying to make it clear that they are not interested. Yes, I am usually the guy who is uninterested, not because I don't this person is great, but…

Who's Hotter? We're back again with the Who's Hotter from Popcrunch's list. We missed it this past Friday, so we're making it up today. As you may already know, we've mixed it up to reflect the true winner. Today we p…

QOTD What's your favorite comedy show on television? mancouch.com

We all have televisions and the internet. We've all been exposed to the weirdness of popular culture in Japan. Now, we explore: 1) Japanese Game Shows

This is what I’ve concluded about single women, as I ineptly and painfully try to re-enter the world of dating: WOMEN: Early 20's- Mid 20's - Just want to have fun, nothing serious. They're serial daters, interested i…

I know that this debate has gone on for ages. It's been bounced around the halls of academia and even received some attention in several of our nation's legislative sessions. Which is the more desirable death?To be can…

Check out this disturbing yet somewhat funny video about a woman dealing with home invasion: Hot Woman Deals with Home Invasion - Watch more Funny Videos I know that wasn't what the first thing you thought she wou…

If you haven't bothered to check out the Kill Bill Movies, here's a quick recap of the movies in one minute: Have you seen the Kill Bill movies? Does this give an accurate description of both movies?

I have a confession. I, TheL0ki, am addicted to fake tan. But please don't hold it against me... hear me out first!It's far safer than being addicted to crack if you disregard the social dangers in being bright orang…

All I've done for the last three months is moan about by shower. I haven't bothered eating or sleeping. I've just sat about whining about my stupid shower. It hasn't been heating up, which has been a nightmare.…

Is it wrong that I practically forced my girlfriend out the door? I just don't think she spends enough time with other people. She's way too content to spend it all with me. Which: a.) I find a bit claustrophobi…

I saw this online a few days and was recently posted on Momaroo. What sign of failure as a parent, so we figured we'd just show it to you guys as well. If you saw this at your local supermarket, what's your firs…

Take a look at this video. Can't cops find better things to do besides going undercover, trying to arrest a man for feeding the homeless: Should have Eric been arrested for trying to help the homeless? Shouldn't cops…

QOTD What's your favorite sport? Are you an athlete, fan or both? mancouch.com

I was thinking about an article that I read in SPIN Magazine about the unfortunate exile of rappers who just happened to be gay; yes, there are such things. These days, everyone agrees that hip-hop, like football, ha…

Here are 25 short books, some written by odd folks. Check it out: 25. My Plan To Find The Real Killers By O.J. Simpson 24. The Catholic Guide To Great Sex 23. To All The Men I've Loved Before By Ellen De…

Who's Hotter? We're back again with the Who's Hotter from Popcrunch's list. We missed it this past Friday, so we're making it up today. As you may already know, we've mixed it up to reflect the true winner. Today we…

QOTD Do men seek perfection in everything they do? mancouch.com

Once upon a time, there was a dude named Noah. He built a massive boat, invited a bunch of animals over, and trapped them inside the smelliest voyage known to man.One day at sea, he woke up to a donkey teabagging him an…

The economy is tough so it begs the question why this drug dealer would be throwing money out the window while being chased by the cops:

I spend a lot of time in the bathroom, and it isn't because I'm vain and concerned with my appearance. No, it's that most natural of callings that brings me there, the bowel movement, or BM for short, the #2, the…

If you are the type of guy that likes BBQ, parties, or delicious food in general, then you have to check out this recipe for 'Bacon Explosion' that was all over a bunch of blogs last week.

There are guys who are so awesome in this realm of existence, that I have developed a deep and abiding man crush for them. For the record, I am very straight and having a man crush doesn't mean you're gay. It just…

If you went to a snooty Ivy League or Liberal Arts University (like me), we referred to the game in question as beirut, but pretty much everyone else likes to call it beer pong, even if dicks like me might contend t…

March Madness is here! This event brings together basketball fans together all across the country. But there is always one person who doesn't know what it is, here's what happened to one guy who had no clue: Are you…

(Source) Bill Kristol, the asshat who is so negligently wrong so often that if he were to work at a real profession rather than a member of the commentariat he would have been banished from said profession as a hereti…

Sometimes when girls talk, guys listen. And sometimes they understand. But mostly there seems to be some sort of force field between what comes out of our mouths and what guys hear. Even more secretive communication? T…

Many times, us guys go to bars to meet women but they end up giving us weird signals and trying to figure them out is a pain in the ass! So I've listed 10 possible signs she'll give, based on epic studies, observ…

Jeremy Hey, I’m a writer, just like the rest of you, assuming you write. I am also a man. Not all men are created equal, hence eyebrows like those in my profile pic. That shot, it's from the bathroom, where I do…

Dick Cheney has secret assassination squads that report directly to him and go around the world killing people at his request. Or at least he did. The team was finally ordered to stand down by Vice Admiral William H…

Over the weekend, I was drinking with two buddies of mine. One is a plumber; the other is a salesperson at a handbag and accessory store. The Plumber and I struck up a conversation about Man Hands - those calloused…

The Future: The year is 2055. Man has won the war against the machines, decimated the zombie population, and enacted hippie genocide for good measure. The war in Iraq is almost over. The Simpsons is still on TV.…

QOTD Besides school and the bar, what are some other places to meet women? mancouch.com

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Bar Fight Ladies and Gentlemen, today's bar fight is going to be epic. Let me tell you why. We received an email from our Lovelyish editor (who is conveniently not in the office, haha) suggesting Mancouch have a ba…

I hate vampires and you probably already know why. It's that damn Twilight garbage... All of a sudden, this Edward joker comes out of nowhere and everyone starts going crazy over him. I guess he wasn't sparkly o…

So I was just clicking random topics on MSN.com, and I came across this. In this article, they mentioned how there are 8 things that guys always say they hate about a woman but in fact they actually love it. Here are…

If a man and woman play a game of "just the tip" are they still virgins? For those who don't know, "just the tip" is a game in which a man has intercourse with a woman but

1. Don't get mad, get MADDER.2. Get a pr0n site subscription.3. Erase any sign of Her (go through apartment with a fine tooth comb- no pictures, no hair, no left-over underwear or tampon, no toothbrush, no magazines,…

We've all heard the story: Boy meets Girl. Girl smiles, Boy's jaw drops and erection pops. Boy and Girl become a couple and Boy sees that if he changes a few unattractive quirks in his personality (including but not li…

It's that time again, Let's Play! I'll start the game off at the bottom of this post by choosing two words or phrases, like juice or water. You choose one, and explain why you chose that word. When you have done tha…

I was in high school about to go to college and I was dating the hottest girl in school. Naturally these things don’t work out like they do on TV, but the break up effed it up for me with other women. Ever since th…

A lesson in sex education: Don't do any of these things. Watch The Morning After and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

Justin Age: 24 About Me: I'm a writer, I'm a guitarist, and I'm a boyfriend. That order changes daily. I play guitar and write lyrics for Escape the Skyline and now I write humor for Mancouch. Werd.

No matter what any guy says, they either trim or shave parts of their body hair. It doesn't make them less manly, it means they care about their looks. Of course one of the biggest debates is why guys shave or trim the…

The Washington Redskins are the beloved football team of my former hometown Washington DC, so I know more than a few people who are going to be pissed at me for even bringing it up, but should the Washington Redskins…

Now many of you already know, especially since this was covered in a previous article by one of my fellow interns here at mancouch.com, that there is a certain code to using the urinal in the men's bathroom. You may…

Dodgeball is actively being banned across this great land of ours and I say this is a travesty that must be stopped. Kids need their dodgeball, and so do adults for that matter. I have seen proof of this first hand.…

Watch Joaquin Phoenix is at it again, this time attacking a heckler during one of his rap performances at a club. Check out the YouTube video: I think he's moved beyond trying to convince people that this is a hoa…

This is a submitted guest list by J.Stone from That's So Fetch. For more lists and other pop culture stuff, check out www.ThatsSoFetch.com In an extremely unofficial and nonexistent survey, these were the top 10 items…

10. Gary Busey, On a Clear Day I Can See My Sister - Gary Busey played himself in this episode as a narrator of restraining order video. Now this one might be a bit of a head scratcher but I put him on the list to hel…

It is a common belief that players always play offensively. However, sometimes we need to play some defense as well. If we're at a bar or a club, the rules are pretty much the same as they are in the animal kingdom.…

In terms of society, for a man to say that he loves sex, he will be perceived as a pervert. Heck, look at us! All that we have for sexuality is a penis. And it's much easier, in this day and age, to make fun of the si…

QOTD Why is it that a woman will say she wants an honest relationship but when you tell her she looks kind of heavy in that outfit, they get mad? Or when you are saying, "Yes honey those pants do make your butt look bi…

If you ever get pulled over or stopped by a car, do not say the following things to them. 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged…

Who wears purple pants? Do you know any guys who wear purple pants? No, you don't. You know why you don't? Because if they wore purple pants you wouldn't know them any more. Anyone with real friends wouldn't wear…

Good evening, Mancouch readers. I have come to you today to discuss a very serious issue, addiction to the television show Lost. Now, you may notice some of your friends acting a little differently this week. Perhap…

If you haven't heard by now, Apple has come out with a new redesigned iPod Shuffle, which looks like this: I've read tons of comments on the product this morning. Some complained without physical buttons on the de…

This week in Awkward Interactions: Hey, you know those people who went to your high school that you didn't really know who they were, but somehow you still saw them everywhere you went throughout the school?

Male hygiene, or lack thereof, is always a popular topic and in this growing age of metrosexuality, I feel it comes up more than ever. Personally I have a pretty simple routine: shower when I'm dirty, shave per…

Bar Fight Today's bar fight will take a step back from all the mutants, superheroes and Abe Lincoln, who has finally lost to Professor Xavier. (Applause please, for our great President for his valiant battles the pas…

I made a sex playlist on my computer while I was in college. It consisted of a wide variety of songs both fast and slow, rap, rock and even some country. Whenever a new song I thought would be good came out, I ad…

QOTD One of my closest girl friends recently said every girl needs a guy friend to be there for her, and advise her on other guys. Do girls need to have a guy friend or are they better off with their girlfriends?…

Today, my boyfriend was hanging out with a friend of mine. After a little while, they called me to tell me that they were kidnapping me and taking me to the theater. We found enough seats for the three of us, when s…

Weird Al Yankovic is back with this eBay song. It's not his best stuff but he's still got some humor. Here's a parody of the Backstreet Boy's "I Want It That Way", titled "eBay": Are you an Al Yankovic fan? How ofte…

Dear Domino's, Please stop texting me. It's really getting sad. I mean it's nearly weekly. Please stop. Look, it was just a drunken fling. I didn't even know what I was doing when I signed up for those coupons fres…

You took her shopping, you met her parents, you heard all her secrets, you made up some of your own to tell her, and now after the second date, you finally got to have sex. While your natural inclination afterward…

I read a good question on Mancouch that asked "what's your favorite beer?" and it got my noodle going. This would make for a good tale on how easy it is to make some really good home brew. Back in the 80's and 9…

It's that time again, Let's Play! I'll start the game off at the bottom of this post by choosing two words or phrases, like juice or water. You choose one, and explain why you chose that word. When you have done th…

QOTD Are you discreet when you check out women in public or do you not care and stare? mancouch.com

Question submitted by one of our readers: This is a question for the guys, but ladies feel free to answer. If you see a man wearing a nice outfit, do you acknowledge that he looks good? If not, why? mancouch.com

This is why you should be careful when you prank your friends, they might do something even worse to you: Has your friends ever pranked you before? Was it dramatic and did you have anything on the line for it? college…

They are fickle. Well, no they arent. Actually, they kind of are. I'm not putting girls down here, this is just a fact of nature. The day a woman makes up her mind, I'll be worried. This fickleness is recorded. Eve…

QOTD Last night, my drunk friend tried to chug a pitcher of iced tea.Instead, he yacked all over the living room carpet. ...In front of his new girlfriend. ...While all our friends were over. ...Including his roommates b…

Lately, I have seen an awfully large amount of commercials for a product that could have only been created by the syphilitic demon spawn of a giraffe, and a member of The Polyphonic Spree cult. The product is calle…

As an avid runner, running is something I frequently find myself talking about. I can do this ad nauseum, but I like to think I tailor it to my audience. Now, on Mancouch.com, I am going to admit that running is n…

Wait until about 1:25 to see a better angle from the replay camera. Have you ever seen anything like this? mancouch.com

I understand how people with tattoos supposedly have lower self respect because they willingly harm and mutilate themselves, rarely for the sake of art but mostly for shallow reasons like being trendy and fashionabl…

I am going to be a bit hypocritical here. I don't like responding to blogs at all. I think most don't merit any attention. But that one Datingish blog made me ask the question: Are women actually their own breed…

Angelina Jolie has stopped stealing babies from the rest of the world (at least for now) and is now stealing movie roles from dudes. Well it's one dude, Tom Cruise. According to reports, an upcoming movie title…

In the words of the great Admiral Ackbar, "It's a Trap!" Seriously though, points to this European Play-Doh knock off for having some balls and a sense of humor. Good on them. If more ads were like this, Tivo woul…

There are stupid people out there and then there are the really stupid people. Here's a news story about the really stupid: Has a fast food place ever run out of something you wanted? mancouch.com

QOTD If your wife or girlfriend ever suggested you get a vasectomy, would you do it? mancouch.com

Women always have needs and sometimes guys meet them, other times they don't. But during a struggling economy, many women want a man who is financially stable, has a job right? Well here's a woman who wants a little…

You asked her out, she said no. You asked her friends to ask her, she still said no. You surprised her outside her gynecologist’s office and, afraid for her life, she said yes. Now’s the tim…

On our last post, 10 Women That Are Funny, there was a debate going on between some of our readers about whether or not Sarah Silverman is really funny. Here are a few of the comments: Liked Silverman:

Many of us will agree when we first meet a significant other and things go well, you can see yourself with this person for a long time. Of course that is until you find out who they really are. Check out what this lad…

By 9 p.m. tonight, I will be reclined on my couch and getting owned by twelve year-olds in Halo 3. But in the future, I could be doing so much more. NASA, LazyBoy, Budweiser, and Microsoft have paired together to…

We featured this guy's story on Dollarish, but we figured everyone could use an interesting story: Would you ever live in a cave home? mancouch.com

So, in news of the stupid, a Russian man recently died of a heart-attack after ingesting 30 Viagra pills to win a bet. Sergey Tuganov (Haha...Tug) was bet by two women that he couldn't satisfy them both for a 12 hou…

= 1) Subtlety? F THAT. Last week, I was waiting for my train so I could go home and hibernate. I sat down and leaned against a pillar, watching the mutant circus that is Penn Station. A woman wearing clothe…

Here's a list from one of our female readers about what girls say to guys and what it really means. Previously, we've only featured lists from a guys point of view. For all you guys out there, study this list, it…

OK, I have a question. Let me first start off by saying that I do not have a dirty mind in general. This post is not for the young or the chaste or the easily offended. Now, having said that, has anyone ever did a do…

It's that time again, Let's Play! I'll start the game off at the bottom of this post by choosing two words or phrases, like juice or water. You choose one, and explain why you chose that word. When you have done th…

QOTD As a guy, there are some things you are supposed to know how to do, like drive a car or fix things but many guys don't know how to do them. Some wish they could do things others are very well at. Is there some…