Last week there were reports in the New York area of two cops, suspended for writing threatening comments against a superior and racist comments against President Obama on their Facebook pages. I guess some people neve…

Let's say Jesus was at Mardi Gras, what are some lines he could use to pick up women? mancouch.com

We know when men get kicked in the groin area it hurts, but what about women? I can't say I've kicked a women in the groins before but the few people that I've asked said it hurts. Does it hurt women when th…

Somewhere in Maine. Helping to reinforce stereotypes all over the world. Also somewhere in Maine. Self-explanatory, but certainly not advised.

Who's Hotter? Last week we took Popcrunch's top 100 hottest women and put a spin on it. Eva Mendes (100) went up against Minka Kelly (1) last week with Eva winning out by a slight margin. So Popcrunch's top 100 has al…

Check out these two random pics found on the web: Who needs bluetooth when you can do this? Out of curiosity, I wonder how that happened? These pictures make you wonder why and how, doesn't it? mancouch.com

After seeing a man put 2,000 toothpicks in his beard, Youtube user Idlechimp decides to break that record.In a nut shell? The man gets ridiculous.What's the craziest thing you've ever done? For more videos and other funn…

At the tender age of 10, I got my first computer. The big box was under the Christmas tree for weeks and I had already determined it was not a puppy for there were no air holes or noises coming from the box. I agonize…

Vampires, vampires, vampires; they're what's cool today. They can suck blood, they can fly, and they can fold shirts at Hot Topic. They have the versatility to either end your existence, or play a game of baseball w…

One of the most annoying things in the world is having a psycho ex-fiancee'.(I am at the gym doing my thing.)"Hey! Hey Mike!"(I turn to see who it is. Yep, I have no idea who this bonehead is. I give him the star…

QOTD I've heard this discussion a number of times before, does a guy shave his region below? Two guys I knew were going at it, one said he shaves down there, to keep it clean while the other disagreed and said o…

Check out the greatest band ever. Doesn't this make you want to play? Are you a fan of bands? What's your favorite band? mancouch.com

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when yo…

I think technology is a fine thing. I'm a big fan of the availability of cat scan machines and confection ovens, CD players and digital alarm clocks, but I think we are getting a little too big for our collective bre…

Comic book movies have been on the rise for the past few years. Some have been amazing, (Spider Man 2, X-Men 2, Iron Man, Dark Knight) but a lot of them have failed. We decided to list the 10 Comic Book movies th…

So, I'm in the process of letting my girlfriend sensitize me. It started out with watching "The Notebook," which is kind of like learning to be a firefighter by grabbing a hose and jumping into a volcano. This ex…

During his career in film, Liam Neeson has adorned many a hat: a cowboy, an action star, a Jewish sympathizer working closely with Nazis, the martial artist/vigilante who taught Batman all those neat tricks. What…

"Scientists have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their partner’s bank balance. They found that the wealthier a man is, the more frequently his partner has orgasms.…

After watching a Joe Rogan comedy special last night, one of his bits on stupid people got me thinking. What if the growing number of stupid people is the greatest threat to our survival? I've always believed th…

Bar Fight Last week's bar fight got out of hand. Britney Spears just destroyed Miley Cyrus. It's been the most one sided bar fight so far. So we'll give Britney the chance to recover and have her face off against…

Heath Ledger solidified himself as a star before the now infamous Joker role. But there are people out there who still believe Jack Nicholson was the better Joker. What's great about Heath's portrayal of The Jok…

QOTD This is a question from one of our readers. "What are some advice for when you're expecting to be given "the talk" from your girlfriend's father/brother?" mancouch.com

Can you see what's going on in this wrestling picture? Answer in the bottom.

You live in California when ... 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house. 2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone. 3. The fastest part of your commute…

Mug Shots The next group of pictures will make anyone's day. Check out these hilarious mug shots.

Everyone has problems, but there are times when it's hard to get your point across. Take a look at these guys, from greatergoodcomedy.com: Do you ever have trouble getting your point to others?

QOTD Everyone needs to shower at some point (hopefully everyone showers). So when you finally do shower, what do you prefer to use, body wash or bar soap? And why?

Here's a guy who tried to sell Rock Band on eBay with this picture. Would you ever buy anything from a guy who posts a picture like that? picture found on digg.com

A Brazilian decides for some strange reason to start dancing in front of a group of kids on a field trip. (Must be a cheap trip if it's going to a gym but looks like they got their money's worth): Has this ever hap…

Today is the two month anniversary for Mancouch, but many of our readers were still wondering WTF is ManCouch and how it came to be? Well here's the story. It all started one weekend when we had a good idea of wha…

QOTD This past Friday Conan O'Brien had his final show in NY and is moving onto bigger things starting in May. He'll be taking over for Jay Leno on The Tonight Show. Everyone seems to love Conan during the past we…

I love to run, and ever since the weather has gone to above -5C, I've been running in shorts. I'm an avid runner, usually logging at least 50-60k a week. I love running in shorts, but the cat calls while running ge…

Yesterday, I read a Datingish article that listed five top reasons a couple fights, with the author’s personal examples. It just seems like an excuse to blame guys for arguments when women should also take responsibil…

If you can't see what the circled writing says, it says: WTF? = What the heck? WTG = Way To Go! Is a book like this really necessary? picture found on digg.com

Since we were young, we have been programmed to believe that it is macho for a man to be able to hold his liquor. We see our dads and uncles egging each other on to drink during family gatherings and they seem to be ha…

Facebook thinks it owns their user's page and information. According to Consumerist, a women asked Facebook to remove her deceased brother's Facebook page, but Facebook refused to do so, under policy. (Article…

Here's a very funny video about a new "vibrating toy" sold by Durex: What would you do if your parents ever caught you with a "toy" or in the middle of "the act"? Check out more funny videos and pics on the Mancouch…

For all those girls who exercise or are looking to get paid, you better learn to use the pole correctly or else you'll end up like these people on this YouTube clip: What are some reasons women strip besides the obvio…

TGIF It's Friday! Whooo Hooo Well I can't wait. I'll be out with some friends, grabbing some Thai food and some drinks afterward. I haven't seen one of my best friends in about a month or so. So I'm glad to be ou…

"Amivi Gama's violent rise to power in East Timor has proved that women are just as capable as men when it comes to brutality and oppression." Will there ever be a women dictator? mancouch.com

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside. 2. Drive through backwards. 3. Belch your order. 4. After ordering, cover th…

The kid is freakin' amazing. A true prodigy at soccer. My jaw dropped to the floor as I watched. Check out this video of 6 year-old Madin Mohammed on YouTube: Now, I don't play soccer, but I do understand that some…

On Comedy Central, there was a comedian who was joking about his 29-year-old virgin roommate. His roommate said, "The big guy has more in store for me. I'm a virgin because he wants me to be one still". Of cours…

This is really stupid news. The city council for a town in California is thinking of charging their residents $50 dollars for each 911 call. This is in response to protests by residents against the monthly 911 char…

The question has come up a few times on why there are virtually no good heterosexual female comedians out there. I think I have a viable theory on why women tend to be less funny than men. 1) Women are attracted t…

Chuck Norris is now known for his exercise commercials and random jokes people say when they're drinking, but once upon a time he was the man, probably the manliest of all men. Justaguything did a profile on Ch…

Stupid News Anyone have change for $5?

Check out this video that was sent to me by a co-worker. I wasn't really sure if it was funny or something very random: Do you find this funny or is this just random crap? mancouch.com

Bar Fight Last week's Bar Fight didn't get many responses but Abe still beat Homer Simpson. Today we decided to take a slightly different route. We'll let Abe relax since it was President's Day yesterday.…

Mug Shots We missed our weekly Mug Shots yesterday, but we have it for you today in a celebrity edition. We'll have the names and reasons why they were arrested at the bottom of the post. No peeking. Try to guess…

QOTD What movie should every man see before he dies? Have you seen it yet? mancouch.com

I was randomly browsing online and came across a website called, offbeatemails.com. Some of them were really funny. I thought this was a good one. Check it out: A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one…

QOTD Well today is Presidents' Day (George Washington's Birthday), the day we honor some of America's most prominent Presidents. So naturally we have to ask, who is your favorite U.S. President of all time and why?…

Most guys would have to agree they love a girl in tights, especially when it comes to gymnastics but check out these horrible falls: Which fall made you cringe?

Last weekend the comments game was a huge success. We were surprised with the level of participation by our readers. So this week we'll do it once again. This time we'll start with a theme. I'll start the game…

In real life, people drive “The Pacer”. “The Pinto” and “The Station Wagon. In Star Wars, people drive, “Speeder Bikes, “X-Wing Fighters, and “The Millennium Falcon.”In real life, people that talk to small fuzzy cr…

My friends laughed at me when I told them that there were actual people studying the posteriors of women (real scientists - not just some dudes sitting in front of a beach side cafe in Miami). They mocked me when…

QOTDWatch this and tell me what you think: Personally, I think that guy is taking it too far. But then again, I am a woman. Is the Cheerios commercial insulting to men? Or have women always been like the actress in t…

Watch We here at Mancouch have been very interested in Joaquin Phoenix the past few months. We decided to track his movements to see what other crazy antics he can come up with. Just to give you a quick recap of…

If you live in NYC or any other metropolitan city, you've seen a guy twist his neck and yell out, "Damnnnn! She got a phat ass" as a woman walks by. Many women find it very offensive and always make a face as the…

Recently I read a featured blog by a fellow female Xangan complaining she didn't condone her husband's viewing of p**n. This was apparently something she didn't even know of until after they were married. (Words of wi…

Giveaway A few weeks ago we asked if guys still use hair products. Many said yes, others questioned why we eve had such a post. Well this is the reason why: Profound Beauty has provided us with a few hair pr…

A few girls entered a website dare and won $10,000 with this video: Would you be willing to do that in public for a chance to win $10,000?

I can't really think of a time when I was mugged for my wallet but I remember the time when a kid threatened to hurt me if I didn't give him my orange juice, which I gladly did. Well, the guy in the next video didn't t…

QOTD According to Metro news, a man in India is being tortured by female FBI agents through sex. Because the man is a devout Muslim, sex outside of marriage is forbidden. According to papers filed in court, the…

For those of you still trying to figure out life and what it all means, maybe this guy will put it in perspective for you, at least one aspect of it: Is life one big cycle that continuoulsy repeats itself or do we ev…

Following a WWE event in Canada on February 7th, wrestler/metal singer Chris Jericho exited the arena and attempted to get into his car. When a male fan got rowdy, Jericho asked security to make him leave. The man's girl…

No, this is not an uncouth rant belying equalizing gender roles. This is not an homophobic post bastardizing progressive sexual identity themes and reinforcing neanderthal social norms. No this - is a post, about sh…

Beyonce wondered how it would feel to be a boy in her hit song "If I were A Boy" but College Humor decided to take it to the next level. Check out their version of Beyonce's single, titled "If I were A Bro": Do women…

QOTD All guys have to shave at some point in their life. No one wants to look like this guy: Or this guy below, although you have to give him props for walking around looking this. Do you prefer facial hai…

We've all seen the David to the Dentist video and probably some different remixes, but here's a remix with Christian Bale going off on the kid. Take a look: Who's more annoying, the kid or Christian Bale? -Video Fr…

We posted the story on Alex Rodriguez and his steroid use on Saturday, but now with an interview with Peter Gammons of ESPN, A-Rod admitted to using banned substance when he was with the Texas Rangers: Here's a sample…

QOTD For those of you that didn’t hear the news last week, a man in England divorced his wife through Facebook, without her knowledge. The status said: “Neil Brady has ended his marriage with Emma Brady” On top…

People go to extreme lengths to get into the Guinness Book of World Records. I think this guy here is going really far: The closest I've come to any bee was when one flew into my apartment and stung me. Ever since I…

Let's play the comment game! Oh you don't know what it is? Well here's a brief explanation: I'll start the game off at the bottom of this post by choosing two words or phrases, like juice or water. You choose o…

Phones are becoming more and more advanced and it seems LG is taking it to the next level with their upcoming watch phone. When I first heard about it, I thought it was something without any features. What features can…

So, in news of the "Oh, Crap!" variety...a study on Prostate Cancer recently came out. The reporting of the study focused on one little tid-bit, namely that men who **sturbate more frequently in their 20s and 30…

Jessica Simpson has been all over the the internet after showing off her curves in a recent concert. She said she didn't like working out everyday to maintain the figure she used to have. Many people have different t…

Yesterday a New York Times article stated women, for the first time in American history, women are poised to surpass men in the workforce. How did this happen? You can blame the longest recession in the postwar e…

David Hasselhoff never ceases to amaze me. He's come out with a new video, explaining who he is and why people should leave him alone. That's probably why Abe beat the crap out of him in our first Bar Fight. Check out…

What would you say is the first thing a guy notices about a woman: Her Eyes: Her Breasts: Or Her Behind: mancouch.com

Christian Bale was recorded yelling at someone for walking in during a scene of the new Terminator: Salvation, movie. The video below is a remix of Bill O'Reilly going nuts at a stage manager with Bale flipping out. Ch…

I’m pretty sure most men fear the dreaded V-Day. It is another time of year that guys have to pamper ladies besides Mother’s Day, X-mas, and anniversaries. These days of concentrated spoiling make us groan because,…

Since every comic book is being turned into a movie, this is no surprise. Based on the trailer, G.I. Joe looks like it could be a hit. I sure hope so. I was very surprised to see Marlon Wayans in there. Whatever happ…

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. 1) In PRISON - You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell At WORK- you spend most of your time in a 6…

In a world that is increasingly lonely and superficial, it's important to have people that support you and to spend time with. But does technology make it too easy to be unreliable? I think so. It's simple, really. I…

Sunday's Super Bowl didn't have too many great commercials but there were a few that stood out. Two of my favorite were: Were these two of your favorite Super Bowl commercials? If not, then what was your favorite S…

Last week we had the bar fight between the two dim witted dads, Peter Griffin & Homer Simpson, with Homer getting most of the votes. We still have Abe waiting in the other bracket (yeah we have two brackets now, c…

I was talking to one of my friends and the subject of alcohol came up (it always does). I mentioned my favorite drink these days was either sipping on a nice cognac, sake with good sashimi, or pounding Jameson. He as…

IE Slips As Firefox and Safari Creep Up - The amount of market share commanded by Microsoft's Internet Explorer browser has dropped for the seventh consecutive month. Internet Explorer now has 67.55 percent of globa…

Some people eat hamburgers. For me, there's no other way to go but the MANBURGER for sheer artery-cloggin' protein-loadin' goodness. There are several elements to the MANBURGER that must be considered: 1) MANBURG…

How many guys have had their girlfriend/wife cheat on them? Did she do it with your best friend? Have sex with some guy just to get you mad and jealous? Or how about moving out, stealing all your stuff while you we…

Many guys think about other women while already with someone, but this is exactly why you don't follow through with those thoughts because she might do something like this: (updated: Apparently this billboard was part…

College orientation can be exciting. You get a jist of how college life will be (a crash course if you will)…Thats why we decided to crank out a list dedicated to what they will not tell you. 5) Freshman 15 What the…

Super Bowl commercials are a part of the big game. Without them the game is almost meaningless. But now with the internet, the ads are hitting all over the net. Here's one that has been out for a about a week: Con…