Here's Snoop Dogg on Martha Stewart making green brownies for Christmas. He drops some not so subtly hints about his favorite herbal supplement. The video is technically from TMZ and I hate to use them as a source, but i…

A woman in Boston had a problem with her 14 year old son staying up all night and playing video games. However, instead of her going over and shutting the console off and making him go to bed (aka a little thing called "…

Here's an advertisement for the World Wildlife Fund that is completely tasteless. It's a little weird to be doing this given a few issues. First, World Wildlife Fund isn't exactly an organization that you need to take to…

(Source) Now that the Christmas season is over, it's time for everyone's second favorite season: the season of "returning all the crappy gifts and getting the sh** you actually want." I know it's the thought that co…

The past two weeks we've been having you vote for the Best of the Decade in teevee and movies in various categories. We're going to tally up the results soon, so now is your last chance to vote in each of these categ…

(Source) Dear Mancouchers,I've been blogging for your enjoyment and entertainment for the past two months. In case you haven't realized it yet, let me enlighten you: I'm a huge dork. Yet in spite of this, I've yet to…

Good food and good sex go hand in hand. Both can exist without the other, of course, but putting the two together (though not necessarily at the same time, unless you're George Costanza) isn't always the best idea. So…

Jealous that Sal9000 is the only one that can have some quality time with a Love Plus character? Fret no more, because if you're in Japan right now, you can get in on the "Love Plus Merry Plusmas Campaign" and get a cute…

Earlier this South Park season Cartman covered Poker Face by Lady Gaga. It was perhaps the funniest moment on the teevee this year. If you don't find it funny, well then, you just seem to lack a sense of humor. I could l…

You read that right, folks. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. It is, indeed a real movie and it is awesome. The funny thing is, though, that it managed to make it into yahoo's top ten most viewed trailers of the year. The…

(Source) Radio is dead. All the songs suck and now that we all have ways of listening to our ipods in the car there is absolutely no situation in which you'll be forced to listen to the radio (well, once your battery…

Now that the holidays are over we here at Mancouch want to ramp up our posts in order to meet that post-holiday demand. But in order to do that we need your help! Just imagine that dude on the couch up there with an…

Ever since video games have been accepted as a more social thing instead of just a kid or nerd's electronic toy, the general populace has opened up to the possibility of gaming as valid quality time with a significant ot…

(Source) Video game cheater that is. Sad but true. I am inspired to write this blog as I watch him pause the most recent game he is attempting, it's a boss battle and known to be particularly difficult, and log onto…

(Source) As disappointing as the last ten years of the future have been, I still have hope for the next installment of the 21st century. However, in order to build a truly strong bridge, we all need to do our part.…

(Source) Having a mild case of insomnia can have its perks. There are so many good things on TV. George Lopez, and some good movies, for instance. I know I have to miss them, because I'm searching for jobs early mornin…

(Source) This decade has been a pretty big disappointment compared to the nineties. We really haven't done anything positive except finding better, cheaper ways to watch porn. I mean, look at all we haven't accomplished…

Here's a great video from the Onion. Now you may be wondering why I'm posting a Halloween video on Christmas. And to you I say, Santa clearly didn't bring you the ability to understand subtext this year. Anyway, here's a…

(Source) Can anyone sense a Christmas theme with my posts this week? Frankly, it's a weird, but good time of year, whether you celebrate the holiday or not. As long as your holiday cheer comes out non-denominational,…

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. Everyone has been waiting for Tiger Woods to make a public announcement about all the crazy allegations that have been flying around. Well, he finally has and I’ve got to hand…

(Source) This week in "The Holiday's Bring Out The Dumbest Things In People and Make Rizzo Want To Tear Someone's Heart out With A Dull Rusty Spoon", a zoo in downstate Bloomington, Illinois made 21,000 dollars this ye…

This has bounced around for a while and I meant to post it here, but I was waiting for a special occasion. Well, Happy Christmas Eve, folks. This should brighten up your day a bit. It's kinda amazing. It's kinda big deal…

I love good hamburgers. Just typing those words makes my mouth water. I close my eyes and I can imagine the perfect burger: a homemade freshly toasted bun with a juicy half pound of grilled meat, gooey cheese, fresh l…

(Source) I love Christmas. I truly do. Forget its religious connotations, the very idea of giving gifts to the people we love and celebrating life at a time of year when everyone's feeling pretty wiped out and dead i…

(Source) I know we've been doing these as a list of ten that can then be voted on, but fuck that. I'm not even going to bother leaving it up to chance. I am going to tell you what the greatest invention off the decad…

(Source) Let's just get this out of the way: I'm Jewish. So when I say that Hanukkah can't hold a candle to Christmas (pun intended), I know what I'm talking about. I'm Jewish and I grew up in a very Jewish town, whi…

(Source) For many people, Christmas is one of the most special days of the year. It's that one morning where you don't mind waking up early, because you know heading into the living room and seeing that tree and all…

This is the coolest video I've presented to you in some time. It's a timelapse video of the gathering graffiti on a wall over the course of 5 years. It occasionally stops to take you inside the graffiti with 3D animation…

HP's recently released webcams all feature special facial-tracking software. This software is designed so that the webcam follows the user around wherever their face goes. Unfortunately, it seems that the software does n…

Mancouch would like to wish all of you out there in these friendly interwebs a Happy Holidays. We hope everyone is enjoying the season.The Mancouch crew is having a great time, but things have been a little light on t…

Here's a PSA from Britain warning of the harshness of teen pregnancy. I like to think of it as a safe sex PSA because that's the only way I'm going to get to sleep tonight. This is truly horrifying. Be prepared to be hor…

(Source) Well, the east coast of the US is completely under siege! By snow! It's everywhere! It's the Snowpocalypse!So, it's snowing in winter. What's so interesting about that? Well, here in DC, down my block on 14th…

Hey there, folks. Well, we here at Mancouch are not immune to the fact that Christmas is right around the corner and Hannukah just ended (Chappy Channukah, Jewish friends!) and that Kwanzaa is probably occurring at so…

A Uruguayan filmmaker made a youtube video for $300 about an alien invasion of Montevideo, the capital of Uruguay. It has amazing special effects for the price. It immediately wracked up over a million views on youtube a…

(Source) One of the biggest developments in television this decade was the proliferation of TV on DVD. This allowed people to hold onto their beloved shows long past cancellation. This becomes especially important in…

(Source)For some of us, the wound of Billy Mays' death is still wide open. Over the summer, we lost a man who is quite possibly the greatest television pitch man to ever grace our screens. While I can't say I was e…

I think this is a really cool music video. So I thought I'd share it with you all. It is by the band Grizzly Bear, which is a very good name for a band. Ed Droste, the lead singer of the band actually attended my unde…

(Source) Here we go, with the second round of voting for our best of the decade series. Yesterday we looked at the best TV dramas of the decade. Today we're going for the TV comedies. The interesting thing is when y…

(Source) Disclaimer: Humans have urges and impulses, it's a simple fact of life. Girls have them, guys have them, and there's really no sense in denying it. The modern media exploits the chemical reactions in our bo…

So we asked you yesterday if Avatar was going to suck. While we'll wait for it to come out before we pass ultimate judgment the theme song doesn't make things look too good. I don't know who this lady is, but let's call…

(Source) Everyone writing anything anywhere these days is making decade best-of lists. But here at Mancouch we believe in our readers and democracy, so starting today we are going to have votes to see what is the deca…

(Source) Women, if you’ve had enough of your prototypical emo punks, headbangers, or anything, maybe it’s time to move on to another sexual fixation: black men. Despite the crass suggestion of what black men are made…

Well, this is a fun Toyota ad from down under. Although, it does beg the question of what subtlety ever did to them? Did it hurt them? Did it touch them in their naughty place?I still love this, though. Anytime we can ha…

(Source) I hate this letter. I hate it.It didn't always used to be like that. In fact, for most of my life, I think I was relatively indifferent to the lowercase i. Then something happened. Something terrible, somethin…

Here's a commercial that's not so much weird, well it is weird, as it is funny and interesting. It's about an alien reflecting on how Raisin Bran Crunch has made his life better since he's now eating fewer humans. I eat…

(Source) Once upon a time in Germany, a 74 year old man and a 35 year old woman were in a crowded grocery store. Due to the high volume of patrons, there were not enough grocery carts to go around. Both the old man…

(Source) I got a call from a telemarketer today usually i just hang up on them but since i was bored i thought i would have some fun with this one. Below is a transcript of our conversation. ME: Hello. Telemarket…

Your beloved Mancouch is in desperate need. It is in need of your submissions. Write something funny, something interesting, something personal. We will feature it.Have questions? Have answers? Have something funny to…

I wish I could say that I don't care about sitting on the train. I wish I could be one of those people that don't make fast movements towards empty seats on the subway, but I'm not! Everyday after work, the subway is pa…

Jacksfilms has done society a great favor and condensed New Moon into a single minute so no one ever has to watch that dreck ever again. New Moon, of course, being the latest installment in the Twilight suckfest. This is…

I would never had seen it had it not been for my friends Will and Amar and the site Yes, ICantSeeYou. This really is an exquisite fake ad. I am laughing. It's right up there with Clitter. With SNL sucking a fat one and n…

(Source) People have sex all over the place, including some awfully weird places. Have you ever had sex in a strange or adventurous place? I mean I'm not asking if you're an exhibitionist or anything, but I'm interest…

All these images are thanks to DeviantArt artist Vanjamrgan This is totally awesome. Clearly, that is Batman up there. For many years is has been asked is it possible for Batman to be any more awesome? DeviantArt artis…

Here's a music video that never fails to crack me up. The song is called "What's It Gonna Be?" by Mike O'Connell and Dr. Ken. You may recognize Dr. Ken from The Hangover, Knocked Up, Role Models, or Community. Hilarious…

(Source) I was out with my girlfriends a few months ago and we were all talking about our work out routines. Most of the girls did the same things, excessively too. I felt kind of bad that I didn't work out as much as…

( Source) If you're from the northern hemisphere like me, it's that time of year when sunlight doesn't last all that long, the days are getting more depressing, and the brutal cold gets worse every moment. It's when p…

This commercial isn't as weird as it just is interesting, but i'm filing it under weird effing commercials anyway. Deal with it. I love this ad. It makes me crack up so much. From the obvious (the accent, oh my god th…

(Source) This spiral light appeared over Norway recently and people immediately began speculating as to what caused it. It lasted over two minutes which is too long for it to be an astronomical event. Today we find o…

Speaking of furries .... we have another weird effing commercial. From Orangina of all companies. Well, that's slightly more terrifying than I think any ad for a carbonated beverage should go. This is like two of my w…

(Source) This is Mystikal.Mystikal is from New Orleans, Louisiana. In 2004 he scored a top 20 hit with the song "Shake Ya Ass" off his album, Unpredictable. Now in this song, Mystikal bursts into the club holding his…

(Source) In response to the post about manly men, they became much thinner when birth control came into play. this made women seek out less aggressive men and more men who would be adequate life partners (i.e. someon…

Here's a new flick from the cast of Flight of the Conchords. We here at Mancouch support everything these guys do because they are hilarious. Especially Murray. Yes, Murray shows up in this film. It's called Diagnosis De…

Once again we enter the realm of weird effing commercials. Boy, there sure are a lot out there. So I guess these are supposed to be 1950s Christmas scenes brought to life, but to me they just seem creepy. Maybe I'm al…

(Source) As one of the guys, I think it's time to pay my dues to the couch. Ladies. Shut up and listen. If your SO farts, laugh. Why? Because it's funny. Do it. If you fall into the toilet, that's your own fault. Lo…

Here is Darth Vader at Disney's Dance Off with the Star Wars Stars. This was a few years back. Still Awesome. Still Hilarious. If you enjoy this half as much as I did, you already watched it 5 times after reading to titl…

Here's another entry in the weird effing commercials competition. Here Sky TV and DDB New Zealand tell people don't worry that you've been horribly maimed or your life is falling to pieces. You have teevee! TeeVee wil…

(Source) I’m not what you’d call a fine food aficionado. I’ve never had escargot, pan-seared salmon makes me want to puke, and when I take a sip of wine I make a face like I just got punched in the dick. That being…

(Source) Firstly, let me say that I am a man who loves his music, all the way from Al Di Meola straight to Frank Zappa, with hundreds of names and many, many genres in between. It's good to keep an open mind about it…

(Source) We all know that no matter how a guy falls asleep, he rarely wakes up alone. In fact, our little (for some) friend is often up before we are.That's why most guys know that there's no better way to start your d…

This video shows things happening that are one in a million occurrences. It's almost inspirational, but it's more just cold awesome sauce. My jaw dropped more than a few times during the course of the video. Watch and be…

(Source) Fuck you Nickelback, you talentless nauseating sack of monkey-shit. Fuck you and your crappy Scott Stapp impersonating Eddie Vedder impersonation. Fuck you and your overproduced three-chord singles that all so…

The lady in the first picture is so crazy and goofy looking, she is actually very popular and good. But, she doesn't fall into today's stereotype for broadcasting that mandates women must be Smart and Hot (hello Fox new…

Isn’t it crazy how people’s perspectives change over time? I remember playing Cowboys and Indians as a kid, or even playing with Cowboys and Indians toys as a kid growing up. I think everyone wanted to be a Cowboy at…

(Source) Oh, Christians. They're a source of never-ending entertainment, aren't they? Recently, some ministers have decided frontal hugging to be far too sinful. Yes, that's right. All you dirty huggers out there ar…

(Source)YouTube is the Internet's ultimate double-edged sword. On the one hand, it's a good way for people to post videos of live music, funny clips and other kinds of quality content. Yet on the flip side, it's also an…

To celebrate it's 20th birthday, Empire Magazine gathered a slew of famous actors to reprise their most famous movie roles for an awesome photoshoot. It's enough to give anyone a nerdboner. A number of these leaked on…

Why should moms-to-be have all the fun? MyRegistry.com explores the new trend of throwing baby showers for the daddies-to-be, as seen recently on Platinum Babies on the WE network. Themes Make it a poker night com…

(Source) I know back in the days of yore when there used to be dinosaurs roaming the earth, there were once manly men. They didn't wear skinny jeans, didn't drink high-end girly drinks or foreign beers, and didn't wear…

(Source) When most of us hit the hay, things are pretty unremarkable for the next eight hours or so. We lie there, snoring, rolling over, breathing deeply. To a lesser extent, maybe some of you out there spend your t…

Thank you 70s television. Thank you Wonder Woman. Thank you Lynda Carter and Debra Winger. I have no idea what the hell is going on in this clip, but I am thankful for it. Boobs ahoy! Helllllloooooooooo nurse! Ah, th…

( Source) Most college-aged men and women are familiar with the concept of roommates. You share what is likely a cramped space while trying to simultaneously live it up and earn a degree. The best roommates are the one…

Yes, we've all heard. Megan Fox is a looker. However, with all the attention on her and on other beautiful women (i.e. Marissa Miller, Olivia Wilde, Scarlett Johannsen) I have never seen some of these women get the credi…

So I was thinking that we need more funny in the world. Lots more. Upon pondering this revelation I eventually ended up with a list of my 5 favorite comedians for the benefit of all them people on the internet who actual…

Okay while I was browsing through movie trailers on Youtube, I happened to come across this movie that starred the much beloved Harry Potter, Daniel Radcliffe and Teresa Palmer when I realized... OH MY GOD THAT LOOKS LI…

I've put this about as many ways as I can by now. I offered internet celebrity-dome, I offered to let you be heard, I offered you a chance to truly make Mancouch your own, I offered you a chance to make Mancouch bette…

Wearing pink or any of the more 'feminine' colors of the rainbow (e.g. purple) has almost a taboo effect on society. It seems we have painted (no pun intended) on some macho facade that men must be a certain way and must…