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Hilarious SNL Short: Two Worlds Collide

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. Sometimes you just gotta give it up to Saturday Night Live. They have a lot of misses, but when they hit one it goes out of the park. The latest short “Two Worlds Co…

Do Men Listen To Mainstream Women's Music?

(Source) This whole month, I have carried a pretty controversial conclusion that has a lot to do with men, women and their CD collection. My hypothesis was that divas or soon-to-be-divas often get the short end of the s…

Santa's Coming! Run!

(Source) Christmas is perhaps the most musical of holidays. From the day after Thanksgiving until late evening on Christmas Day, we hear artists of all kinds doing their renditions of our favorite holiday music. Fr…

Megan Fox: Blond, brunette, or black?

(Source) Oh, another Megan Fox post...YAY! But this time we're debating her hair colour! Yep, it's time to see how she fairs in all her foxy glory with these pics of her... First (pictured above), her natural(?) brun…

Guy Love

Before I continue on, I must say that I truly mean no offense with what I am about to say. Although I may joke, I do not mean to attack or insult anyone out there. I do understand that it’s a sensitive subject. Please co…

Carrie Prejean Has 8 – Yes 8! – Sex Tapes

(Source) This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. Remember the former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean, that paragon of Christian virtue? Well, it turns out the anti-gay Christian spokesperson has not one, not two…

Jesse Ventura ... NUT JOB or BRAVE INFORMER?

Jesse Ventura, is an American politician, retired professional wrestler and color commentator, Navy UDT veteran, actor, and former radio and television talk show host. Ventura will host TruTV's new show Conspiracy…

Are Handjobs Even Really Worth It?

(Source) This is a question, much like "if you could suck yourself off, would you?", that has plagued mankind since the beginning of time. Everyone has gotten a handy at some time or another, but is it really worth it?…

Total Eclipse Of The Heart: Literal Video Version

This has been around for a long time and you've probably seen it already, but it's Sunday and it never stops being funny. There are a bunch of these and I keep trying to find one that makes me laugh more than this one, b…

Warm Breasts Are Very, Very Important

This is a guest post from Skirmisher. Never resting to cook up even more creative ways to care for the things they deeply love, Japanese inventors made these USB breast warmer, because nothing’s more important th…

Miss Your Old Cassettes? Try Wearing Them

I was browsing UrbanDaddy.com when I uncovered a truly wonderful product, embodying a few of my favorite things—nostalgia, music, quirkiness, ties. You're probably wondering... What miraculous feat of human innovatio…

The 5 Worst Traits of Coworkers

In my last post I wrote that I would outline the top five criteria for punching a coworker; then I realized I am not a violent person. The only time I can advocate any sort of violence is when it is directed towards my…

Butt Babies

(Source) In honor of what we will all be spending a lot of time doing in our post Thanksgiving stupor, I decided to share with you my favorite term ever for going potty: Butt Babies. I guess that's not so much for th…

The Winter Sounds - Windy City Nights

I've been meaning to post this for sometime. This is a fun song by Georgian band, The Winter Sounds. I actually know these guys so give it a look and a listen and let's hear what you think. By the way, I'm pretty sure th…

Top 10 Ways To Catch The Gay

10) Toilet Seats Toilet seats are dangerous spots. I've been told that gays poop too and there is a distinct possibility that if you take a seat on the same spot as a gay man did that the odors from his gay shit may i…

Batman The Animated Series: Cartoon Nostalgia Week

(Source) Sorry this is a little late today, folks. There were some technical difficulties as I am sure you have noticed. Anyway, time to get on with talking about the best cartoon of the early 90s/forever. Batman The…

The Sexiest American Apparel Models

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. By now American Apparel is well known for its provocative, sexually over the top ads, not to mention a steady steam of sexy and slightly pervy models. What makes the America…

Primus - Shake Hands With Beef

Primus is proof that the nineties really weren't such a bad time for rock and roll. It's pretty much impossible to actually define them, so I find that it's best to just call them weird. Except, it's a good weird. Les Cl…

Black Friday: Thanksgiving's Nemesis

(Source) The holiday season is upon us yet again! Well, one could say its been here since the day after Halloween, but isn't it more fun to pretend that it starts off with the giant bang of the Macy's Thanksgiving Da…

William S. Burroughs - Thanksgiving Prayer

Now this is how you celebrate Thanksgiving. I would love to see anyone here recite this verbatim at their Thanksgiving celebration. God, I love this poem so much. We could all use a little more William S. Burroughs. I wa…

Cartoon Network Real Life Rick Rolls America On Thanksgiving

This is a few years old, but it never gets old for me. It still makes me happy and gives me the warm fuzzies. I mean, what's not to love? It has Rick Rolling during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade by cartoon character…

My Morning Jacket - One Big Holiday

They are hairy, they are scary, and they totally rule.Compliments of big-voiced frontman Jim James and the rest of the gang, I am proud to present My Morning Jacket. This little outfit hails from Louisville, Kentucky.…

Beast Wars: Cartoon Nostalgia Week

(Source) Beast Wars is a personal favorite. I watched it for years and years. I loved it. Actually, I was originally going to write about the original Transformers cartoon, but then I changed my mind at the last secon…

Prepare Yourself For Thanksgiving

Ohh boy. I can't wait. Thanksgiving is hands down one of the best days of the Calendar year. What's not to love? Gorging yourself along side friends and relatives, collapsing into a post meal stupor, watching the D…

Zoë Saldana is One Hot Space Babe

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. Who is the new reining queen of sci-fi? It might just be the sexy starlet Zoë Saldana who plays a 10-foot-tall alien in this month’s hotly anticipated Avatar. Details magaz…

Katie Couric Gets Down 'n' Dirty

(Source) Alright, call me crazy. For whatever reason I've always had a thing for Katie Couric. I can't help it. She's fit, blonde, and over the age of 40. It's every suburban white boy's dream. For the most part I…

The Beastie Boys - Open Letter To NYC

Speaking of New York Anthems, here is one from those nice jewish boys from the city, The Beastie Boys. It's off their very NYC centric album, To The 5 Boroughs. It was a favorite of mine at the time. It was really the fi…

Captain Planet: Cartoon Nostalgia Week

(Source) Captain Planet, Captain Planet, Captain Planet. Oh man, Captain Planet. Let's start off with a few personal stories about Captain Planet: As a child I used to watch Captain Planet with my younger brother and…

The Turducken: An Ode To Meat

(Source) With Thanksgiving just days away, it's time to think about what really means the most to us in life. While your brain might be saying thanks for family, friends, the iPhone and the good ol' U.S. of A. , your…

Mancouch Thanksgiving Alert

Attention all readers and visitors and friends and guests and ladies and gentlemens and aliens and zombies and robots and everyone else! Here in America we are approaching the great holiday of Thanksgiving.Fortunately…

Boobs!

That's right. Boobs. See? (As a side note, I have the exact shirt that this girl is wearing...) Boobs are so awesome. Why? Well, for a number of reasons.

Is Jay-Z's "Empire State Of Mind" The New "New York, New York"?

I bring up this song which you've no doubt heard a billion times and gotten stuck in your head because of recent speculation that it might be the new "New York, New York." It's an interesting proposition. And, surely, if…

Animaniacs: Cartoon Nostalgia Week

(Source) The Animaniacs were awesome. Plain and simple. That's why I own them on DVD and a red blooded, fully adult male. You know how your teachers and various television shows would always try to "make learning fun…

Mancouch Declares War On The Christmas Season

( Source) Look, I love Christmas, ok? Caring, family, gift-giving, that's all good things in my book. My problem is all the time leading up to Christmas. The now-infamous holiday season. Every year the holiday seas…

Tales from the 'Mart.

(Source) It's like Tales from the Crypt, only scarier!First of all, if you've never seen People of Walmart, and you're not currently eating, you must go to this site. Utterly hilarious. Updated several times daily.On…

The Sexiest Rolling Stone Covers Ever

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. Sure, each year Sports Illustrated has its annual swimsuit issue, but for consistent sexiness, it’s pretty hard to beat Rolling Stone magazine. Over the years the magazine ha…

SNL Digital Short: Two Worlds Collide Ft. Reba McEntire

This was the latest SNL Digital Short. It's called Two Worlds Collide Featuring Reba McEntire. It was good enough to get a giggle out of me, but more and more the Digital Shorts are starting to get a little tiresome. Oh,…

Brother Ali - Take Me Home

Brother Ali is a midwest emcee, and yes, he is albino. He's also awesome. He's one of my favorite artists and he should be one of yours. I'm pretty sure the album this track is off was produced by Ant of Atmosphere fame.…

David The Gnome: Cartoon Nostalgia Week

(Source) We're kicking off Cartoon Nostalgia week with a doozy. David the Gnome. I gather that this will garner two separate camps of responses in the comments. Those that are overjoyed that we mentioned their favorit…

I Hate Hello Kitty!

I Hate Hello KittyNow, before you go off judging, read the reasons why.People take her WAY to far:

Do We Really Need A Reason For Pictures Like These?

Do we really need a reason for pictures like these?Adriana Lima

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Showdown: Final Round

(Source) The past few Sundays we've been on a search to figure out who the most batman Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle is. So we decided to have a round robin tournament between everyone's favorite renaissance turtles. I…

Cartoon Nostalgia Week

(Source) Last week, we here at the couch decided to try something new. We had a week long series going focusing on shamelessly ogling celebrities.Since that was somewhat successful (depending on how you look at it), we…

Kittens Inspired By Kittens

This is adorable and awesome and i love it. It makes me laugh every single time. You will love it to, or else you have no soul. I kind of want to adopt this kid. Happy Saturday. Hopefully this will give you a smile. enjo…

8 Things Every Man Should Know

With the dawn of the metro-sexual man, the rise of the sensitive man, and the death of chivalry; male identities are as confused as ever. Even though these new gender roles are being integrated into the modern male psyc…

Newscaster F**ks Up

Sometimes it's easy to forget that most network news broadcasts are happening live. Normally, everything runs smoothly. The anchors smile and read off their papers or teleprompter, we're thoroughly scared by everything t…

Stevie Wonder - Superstition

Holy crap! This video is live on Sesame Street. Who knew Sesame Street used to be so badass? I know they often get musical guests, really good ones. But usually they change the lyrics somewhat for the show and it's not j…

Batman As An Adjective

(Source) I don't know how many of you watch the Venture Brothers, but if you don't you should. It's pretty amazing and if you're nerdy or geeky at all, it will touch your special place. This past weekend's episode (y…

I Hate Monroe Piercings

(Source) I'm open minded when it comes to piercings. I don't have any myself, but I'm not bothered by people who do, so long as it isn't excessive. Women with multiple ear piercings are fine by me, as are nose (excep…

Submit To Your Inner Couchiness!

If you're reading this right now, admit it, this site is a part of you. It's ok, it's best you just accept it and embrace it. Yes, that's right, let it all seep in. Now would be a good time for an evil laugh, but ther…

UGK featuring OutKast - Int'l Players Anthem

This is a collaboration between two of the best southern hip-hop duo's on the planet. Houston's UnderGround Kingz and Atlanta's OutKast.Andre 3000 raps a nice little ditty about marriage and fidelity, Pimp C (R.I.P.) co…

Summer Glau: Shamelessly Ogle A Celebrity Week

(Source) Keeping with the Firefly theme for a third straight day (there are some really happy nerds out there right now) we're going to be taking a closer look at Summer Glau, who played the incredibly disturbed super…

Hire Me. Please.

(Source) Getting a job is just annoying. It's not fun, or enjoyable, or anything. It is all hard work, e-mails, uncertainty, and rejection. I can't do anything, because I'm too busy refreshing my e-mail, the help wan…

The Ultimate Public Service Announcement

If you ever thought about lighting up a cigarette, watch this before you do. It will change your mind. The Ultimate Warrior is quite possibly the most intense wrestler who ever lived, and if you can't trust him...well,…

9 Manly Video Games

[ed. - If you like this article you should check out our brothers at Hardest Level] I get comments often from women who don't understand why guys play video games, and they will more often than not dismiss it as "kid's…

I Love My Car

(Source) Ahh there she is. My baby. Go ahead and take a good look. Nice, right? No, no. Not the girl, behind the girl. That's right, the car. Yeahhhhh. That's what I'm talking about right there. I worked…

Kriss Kross - Jump

Oh, this is a classic. Who doesn't love Kriss Kross? You? Get out of my blog! You are not welcome here! Ok, so I may have a slight obsession with early 90s hiphop and R&B. This is not what I call a problem. Also, it…

Morena Baccarin: Shamelessly Ogle A Celebrity Week

( Source) Keeping in the Firefly theme ( we shamelessly ogled Christina Hendricks who played Mal's wife in the show yesterday), today we shamelessly ogle Morena Baccarin who played the ship's companion. Well, she wasn…

The Terrors of Grocery Shopping

(Source) I definitely need to go grocery shopping, because I need to restock my veggie selection at home. I'm really good at making excuses not to, though. For instance: The parking lot. It's insane. I certainly…

Shit Happens When You Party Naked

(Source) Yes, all of us at one time or another have heard the famous phrase, "shit happens when you party naked". This timeless truism has been handed down from generation to generation, both as a warning to keep tho…

"Failed Antidepressant" Turns Women On

(Source)This is a guest post from Skirmisher.org Like many accidental discoveries (such as Sildenafil citrate or Viagra being originally meant to treat angina, but instead has since been used on making the vagina happ…

The Problem with Party Girls

( Source) Maybe it's just me, but there seems to be a rather deplorable trend rampaging across college campuses and the Internet these days: drunken women with apparently loose morals, who buy clothing only so they can…

Exit Clov - MK Ultra

This is a video from a band called Exit Clov and in a way is yet another shout out to my hometown and is also a shout out to my alma mater. They were kind of the big campus band. It's good to see them get some attention…

Christina Hendricks: Shamelessly Ogle A Celebrity Week

(Source) Christina Hendricks was actually part of the Mancouch Obsession Tournament, unfortunately she was never truly given her full due, losing in the first round. This was an outrage and I called it such at the tim…

I F**king Hate Skinny Jeans

(Source) I'm not what you would call a "fashionable guy." In fact, if I manage to change my shirt once every three days that's a banner fashion week in the Rizzo household. That being said, I'm not totally oblivi…

The US Is The Donald Trump Of The World

(Source) The United States of America is the Donald Trump of the world. This is not a serious country and should not be taken seriously. Donald Trump is not a serious person and should not be taken seriously. Howeve…

If You Could Have Any Other Name, What Name Would You Choose?

(Source) Today I was pondering this question to myself. Now, I love my name. Wouldn't want to part with it. But I still think it would be awesome to be called Meelosh. That just sounds like fun. I could talk with a Uk…

The Perils Of A Catholic Upbringing

As I walked down the busy sidewalk with my wife one day, knowing I was late for Mass, my eye caught sight of an unfortunate, ragged vagabond that are in every city these days. Some people turned to stare. Others quick…

Man Arrested For Trying to Have Sex With Stuffed Giraffe

( Source) Yep. You read that right. Over the weekend, a 24 year old Ashland man was arrested for stealing a stuffed giraffe from outside of a children's toy store. The officer observed the suspect pick up the animal a…

We Are Scientists - Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt

This song has been playing nonstop on my ipod recently. The video was actually directed by one of the members of lonely island (the guys behind the SNL digital shorts). Great song. I can't get it out of my head. Check it…

Gabrielle Union: Shamelessly Ogle A Celebrity Week

( Source) Ah, Gabrielle Union. She was originally slated to be one of the competitors in the Mancouch Obsession tournament, but she was taken out of the tournament in the last second due to not being in anything releva…

I Want A Talking Chimp!

(Source) Recently, scientists have located the gene that allows humans to speak and makes sure that apes do not. Now there is speculation that some day they might be able to someday genetically engineer apes to speak.…

Want To Be Heard? Be Heard On Mancouch!

Nobody listens to you? Do you get mocked frequently? Does no one want to listen to your "crazy ideas?" Have plans for world domination?Well, now you have the answer: Mancouch!Submit all your thoughts, crazy ideas, and…

Ask A Hot Chick: The Fake Orgasm

(Source) Sometimes I can totally tell when my girl is faking it. Why does she fake it? What’s the point?~ AnonymousDarling, you are not alone with this. Psychologist John M. Grohol did a survey that showed that 67% of wo…

Arctic Monkeys - Fake Tales of San Francisco

This is from the Arctic Monkeys first album that has, really, already become a classic. Every song on it is so good. The story of the band is an interesting one, but slightly disappointing as they haven't really been abl…

Kelly Hu: Shamelessly Ogle A Celebrity Week

(Source) Here's the plan. Every business day this week, at 9 am, we will shamelessly ogle a different celebrity. You may be asking yourself why? Why would we do this? ... Well, there's a very simple answer to that.…

Which Woman Would You Prefer? Remix

This is a better version Mancouch's post like this, with some actual choices for the men!NUMBER ONE

Why I Refuse To See "The Box"

(source) The Box hit movie theaters not long ago and since then I've been filled with an ear load of annoying buzz about it from my friends, who also happen to want to watch that piece of shit. Not that I don't like Cam…

Five Simple Tips For Keeping Her Happy!

Simple Tips for keeping her happy! If you’re in a relationship, these tips are for you. If you’re not in a relationship, these tips will make you look like a maniacal stalker and likely will end with you in jail.…

Dan Le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip - Thou Shalt Always Kill

This actually got super popular on these here internets a while ago, but it's still a damn good song so I'm posting it anyway. I like it. I'll probably get more of these guys on here if we keep this thing going. Even if…

Dock Ellis Recounts Pitching A No Hitter On LSD

For those of you who are unaware of your history, we're about to give you a little lesson. Dock Ellis, a major league baseball pitcher in the 70s, made the history books on June 12, 1970 when he pitched a no-hitter while…

Aubrey O'Day Gets Wet for Maxim

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. You may not know who Aubrey O’Day is, and after seeing her photo shoot in Maxim you probably won’t care. Aubrey pulls off the wet t-shirt look in style:

Do Men Or Women Experience More Pleasure?

(Source) My ex-boyfriend and I were in complete agreement over who had more pleasure from sex/sexual activity. Between my multiple orgasms and his complaints that he could feel only a tiny amount of sensation when he w…

Terry Tate, Office Linebacker

A few weeks ago I (sarcastically) harped on just how irksome Olive Garden ads can be. Well, they still are, as are most commercials (Especially TV spots for Yaz...don't ask). Of course, now and then, there are those comm…

Child Rebel Soldier ft. Thom Yorke - Us Placers

CRS is a supergroup featuring a lineup of Lupe Fiasco, Kanye West, and Pharrell Williams. They don't have a full album together yet, but they will. Right now there is just this song that was featured on a Kanye West mixt…

Girl in Miniskirt Causes Riot at Brazilian University

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing Geisy Arruda has become an overnight Internet sensation after she caused a riot at Brazil’s Bandeirante University in Sao Bernardo do Campo for wearing a short, pink miniskirt…

God Hates Mets Fans

(Source) Yes, I am talking about the New York Baseball Mets. I know sports posts don't do very well, but this isn't really about sports. This is about some one (God) having it out for one particular fan base. Now, if…

New Life for Old Gadgets

Image Source I recently moved to New York, which means my apartment has room for about 25 percent of the stuff I need, and everything qualifies as essential. But whenever I go home to my Dad's house, I'm struck by th…

Ladies, Please Wear Skirts

(Source) You know, one of Joe's recent posts got me thinking. Firstly, I must commend him on his absolute rightness. The t-shirt/underwear combo is grounds for an epic win, ladies. Of course, for guys, getting to see…

Wale ft. Lady Gaga - Chillin

In honor of my hometown, DC, I just had to include this video from Wale. Now, I'm no fan of Lady Gaga, but how can I say no to any video that features Ben's Chili Bowl as prominently as this video does. Anyway, check it…

Which Woman Would You Prefer?

OR Which would you prefer to date? Which would you prefer to have sex with?

What is The Funniest Internet Video You've Ever Seen?

For me, it's a pretty easy choice. I was at work yesterday when one of my coworkers decided to share this link with me. He said something to me along the lines of "Here's what I was laughing at in case you were wonderi…

Woman Has Literally Mind Blowing Sex

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. You may have had sex that you thought was mind-blowing in the past, but not like this. A 59-year-old woman, known only as Alice, suffered a sudden attack of amnesia last Augu…

I Envy Women Sometimes

(Source) i_r_keiko introduced me to a double standard that favors women. It's because of this that I admit how jealous of women I really am. In my sorta kinda maybe infamous and continuously viewed and recommended post…

Meet Rizzo

This is a photograph of me urinating on something. I have the bladder of a 95 year old woman. Hi, I'm Rizzo. Actually, my name is Joe. I have also been referred to as "The Golden Bear", "Jewbacca", and "Samuel L.…

Mancouch Lunchtime Music Break

Ok, so I'm going to try something new here. I'm going to try to start a new segment that hopefully we'll do every day where we bring you a song around noon. Some will be music videos, some will be live version, and maybe…

YES!

(Source) Did you ever notice a moment like this before? A moment where you're watching a movie for the first time, and after seeing it, it leaves this big impact on your mind because of something dealing with its story…

MANCOUCH ADVICE: Nap Before Robbery

(Source) Hey guys, how's it going? Good, good. Glad to hear it. So, are any of you planning on doing any breaking and entering today? Anyone? You know, jimmy a lock make off with some loot, that sort of thing?…

The Daily Show: Better Than 'Real' News

( Source) The news sucks, plain and simple. Every day we're bombarded with stories about politicians that get nothing accomplished, deadly diseases that are spreading despite our best efforts to contain them, school…

Johnny Cash + Ray Charles = Happy

This is something I found late one night while surfing the ol' internets. I was in a particularly nasty mood at the time and I stumbled across this beautiful video. In complete honesty and with utter sincerity, I want to…

The Megan Fox-alypse

Wow, Mancouchiteers, wow. Despite the venom being thrown around in the comments section and fact that her big movie was out months ago Megan Fox proved she can still generate page views with a vengeance. Holy crap. We…

The Bright Side of Working on Holidays

Most people have had to do it at least once. Whether you are in retail, an independent contractor making up hours or you just got unlucky this year, you may find yourself at work on a holiday. Here is how to look on the…

There is Nothing Hotter Than A T-Shirt and Underpants

Ahh, here it is. The classic combo, the dashing duo, the perfect pair, the excellent something with an e: a lady wearing nothing but a t-shirt and underpants! Call me old fashioned, but I think that this outfit is…

Sex Questions

(Source) I keep coming across people writing about sex, so, I decided let's bring it up some more! I came up with a few sex questions to ask everyone (ladies and fellas). If you're confident enough to answer, then do s…

Open Letter to Axe Deodorant

Dear Axe, I am writing in response to a series of commercials for your product, Axe Deodorant Body Spray. These commercials demonstrate something known as “The Axe Effect”. This “Axe Effect” occurs when the subject…

Fresh Prince Hardcore

There's nothing like catching an episode of The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air in the early evening. It's a reminder of a time when television didn't take itself quite so seriously, when Will Smith was still finding his acting…

Moving In Together: Killing Your Relationship In Five Easy Steps

(Source) I have a boyfriend. It's been getting to the point where people have started asking things like "So when are you two moving in together?" Call me old fashioned but I definitely believe you should not live toge…

Male Sex Blogging???

( Source) I'm starting to notice that on Xanga, there are a lot of women who are talking about sex. These days, they will take on anything, from sexual education to feelings to their fetishes. And they wind up helping w…

Sideburns: The Blue Ribbon Facial Hair

The above painting is a portrait of myself, that I had commissioned from a friend of mine. I had just finished college and my facial hair was at it's most ridiculous. It was a memory I wanted to hold and cherish for…

Race, Sex, Sexual Orientation, And Abortion

(Source) Controversy is just more fun. So I decided to hit on a few controversial topics all in one! Sound like fun? I thought so. Who is really interested in the blogs about soft, shallow topics anyway? You opened t…

Read A Book On BET

This video actually spawned a controversy almost two years ago. I decided to bring it up now because last night I went to a show and Bomani Armah, the man who made the song, was one of the performers. Anyway, since he's…

How To Fake Remorse

If you're in a situation where you're supposed to be feeling bad, but really don't give a fuck...it's important to blend with 'normal' people and show the remorse and guilt that you should actually be feeling. Here's ho…

The Beastie Boys Empire Strikes Back

This is a video of Empire Strikes Back footage set to "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys. This makes me feel all sorts of happy. Much like the Doug video earlier, this is all about having a happy Sunday, and this makes me a…

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Showdown: Round 3

(Source) I'm sorry I haven't posted this in a few weeks, but it can be tough to wrangle the turtles. They are elusive fellows and totally rad party dudes after all. Just to catch you up, we are doing a round robin to…

My Great Loves

(Source)I have two great loves. And they are best enjoyed together. No, they're not lesbians and chocolate. They're cold cider and literature. I was six years old when I first discovered cider, they start us young in…

I Love Doug

Hey, remember this? This is the song that Doug and his band made. Ah, the good old days. It's weird watching this now, I totally never recognized the very obvious Michael Jackson reference. No better way to spend a Sunda…

Uh Oh: Exercise Doesn't Lead to Weight Loss

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing: http://www.justaguything.com/uh-oh-exercise-doesnt-lead-to-weight-loss/ If you have been logging countless hours on the elliptical machine at the gym to drop those extra pound…

It's Cool To Be (slightly) Anti-Social!

(Source) I like people. No, really, I do. But sometimes it's best to deal with them in small doses. Too much of a good thing always turns into a negative, anyway. We only eat one slice of pie for dessert, because an…

Boobs or Ass?: The Never Ending Debate

Every so often I hear this question come up once again, and it always starts a heated conversation: "So are you an ass man or a boob man?" One guy would go on to say "Oh, well I'm an ass man cause..blah blah blah..…

Pimps, Crack Addicts, and Sesame Street

On the 10th of November, Sesame Street celebrates it's 40th birthday. 40 years of teaching kids how to count, spell, and pimp? That's right folks, Sesame Street has been corrupting our nation's children for nearly a…

Scuttle: Why Grandpa Is Sexist

It's funny what you come across. From my Navy years, I knew the term "scuttle" to mean a small opening or escape. (In Hawaii, we would say puka - "poo-ka.") The related term "scuttlebutt" was sailor slang for gossip.…

Readers, where is your ass parked?

(Source) If you're like me, you spend at least a few hours every day staring at a computer screen, perusing the web for ideas, news, and responding to messages. This, I feel, is pretty standard 21st century behavior.…

Megan Fox is Ugly

According virtually everyone, Megan Fox is the sexiest woman alive.I am here to call bullshit. Not only do I not think Megan Fox is the sexiest woman alive, I also think that Megan Fox is (gasp) unattractive.Like, r…

Holy Crap This Video Is Insane

Okay, so we're doing away with the IVOD title, but I'll still use it as a tag. Regardless, check out this video. It is insane. I just kept mouthing the word "wow" over and over again. I think it gave me an aneurysm. Anyw…

Ironic Costume: Fail

( Source) Well, Another Halloween has come and gone. The news and photographic evidence of crazy parties, wild parades, and as Neil pointed out, slutty costumes begins to trickle in. However there was one story th…

What Does The Internet Consider Attractive?

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing: http://www.justaguything.com/what-does-the-internet-consider-attractive/ Sure, you see lots of hot girls on the Internet everyday. But do you ever wonder what other people co…

Olivia Wilde vs. Megan Fox: The Mancouch Obsession Tournament Bonus Round

Muwahahahahaha! You didn't think it would be that easy, did you? We made it long way, but it couldn't possibly end without the ultimate showdown. Our Champion vs. the woman who inspired the entire tournament in the first…

Why It's Okay To Love Christian Bale

Ah, Christian Bale. He's known far and wide for playing tough guys like Batman and John Connor, and for having a particularly bad temper on the set. But, can you blame him? Take a look at the video above and then ask yo…

IVOD: Batman Number One

Let's face some facts here, folks. Batman is awesome. I love Batman. If you don't love Batman, we can't be friends. I therefore love all Batman parodies. This is a really good one about Batman going number one on crimina…

Confession: I'm madly in love with Taylor Swift

(Source) I got the most random text from my friend Simon this morning. It said: "Dude. I know it's not your birthday. But I've bought you a present." Who doesn't want to wake up to that?! I was all: "Hell yeah you di…

The New York Yankees Won The World Series

(Source) What up, bitches?! The New York Yankees just won the 2009 World Series, their 27th championship! This was the Yankees first championship since 2000 and their first appearance in the World Series since 2003…

An Ode to the Toilet

(Source) If you have the luxury of viewing this website on a laptop computer, I suggest you take a stroll over to the nearest toilet and take a seat. I guarantee it will be beneficial to reading and understanding th…

Submit To Your Mancouch Overlords!

Have you been enjoying the content on Mancouch lately?Well, regardless of whether the answer is yes or no, you should submit a post to Mancouch right away!If you like what we've put up, well, come on, be a part of it…

Schwarzenegger F Bombs The Legislature

(Source) Fair Warning: WE ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT MAKING THIS UP! IT IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE! This is a real letter delivered from real life Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger, to the California Legislature. None of this is made u…

A Halloween Thank You ... For The Ladies ...

I just have to thank you, ladies. All of you. For all the time and effort and creativity that you have put in over the years to make your Halloween costumes more whorey. It's truly a remarkable feat. I mean, hey, an…

I F**king Hate Capri Pants

(Source) If you are a man and the pants that you are wearing stop in the middle of you calves, I want you to remove them, right now. Once removed, you have a couple of options. If you are a cigarette smoker or a pyro…

And The New Mancouch Obsession is .... Olivia Wilde!

(Source) Yes, yes (9) Keira Knightley was finally felled in the championship match against the lovely (3) Ms. Wilde. Now, Olivia Wilde has officially been crowned the New Mancouch Obsession. It's a good thing too, be…

Underboob: The Final Frontier

(Source) If you have a pulse and are reading this website, I'd wager that you love boobs. Love them. You are not alone. Trust me. Everyone loves boobs. Everyone. Men, women, boys, girls, babies. You name it, t…

Men Live Longer When Marrying Educated Women

This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing: http://www.justaguything.com/men-live-longer-when-marrying-educated-women/ Men, if you want to live longer you should get yourself a wife with a good education. That’s the co…

Which Will Come First: Robot Uprising or Zombie Apocalypse?

(Source) Let's just start with a basic truth, we all know the world is going to end in one of two ways. It's either going to be a Robot Uprising or a Zombie Apocalypse.The only real question is: which one is it going t…

I Hate Election Season

(Source) I hate election season, I call it the most un-wonderful time of the year. I live here in Ohio and the BIG issue is Issue 3 for casinos. I am so tired of hearing the good, the bad and the ugly. I don't care if…

The Most Unintentionally Gay Commentary in the NFL: Week 7

A few weeks ago I wrote a post about an observation I made while watching football one day and how a lot of the commentary could be interpreted as super gay when taken out of context. Many of you seemed to enjoy it, and…

IVOD: Christopher Walken Performs Poker Face By Lady Gaga

Christopher Walken could read the phone book and I would be enthralled, and laughing hysterically. I'm pretty sure that would be single greatest moment of my life. I love you, Mr. Walken, sir. And I am not afraid to say…

If Real Life Was More Like Pr0n

(Source) Here are 10 things that would happen in the real world if it was more like pr0n:10) You hear a noise in your basement, and you find that it's an attractive woman you've never seen before wearing a tank top, s…

The Governor Goes All Governator on Everybody

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Governor of California, has called a press conference this afternoon to discuss recent remarks made by California State Assemblyman Tom Ammiano, in which the Assemblyman told the Governor to "ki…

Comfort Food With Balls

(Source) When times are tough, or there's just so much ridiculous girl or life-induced drama floating around that it's practically unbearable, I know there are a few things that will help pick me up and remind me that…

Sports-Themed Gay Pr0n Titles

In keeping with the theme of my last post, I thought I should share something else I thought of one day while watching sports. A lot of the common phrases that are uttered by sports commentators sound like they c…

What's Your Favorite Candy?

(Source) Now that Halloween is over and we have properly gorged ourselves on candy, it only seems appropriate to ask, What's your favorite candy?I have a feeling for most people it'll be the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup.…

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