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News, Entertainment, Gaming & Sports Wrap-Up
Dell's Rumored Smartphone - OK, so Dell and Apple have been locked in a marketing war for years. Dell has long been considered the default PC for enterprise, while Apple has positioned itself as the most influential… -
My Mom Said I Could Do It!
Check out this funny video about a kid who's mom gives him permission to do whatever he wants, with a twist in the end. Enjoy! Would you have known the difference if you were the same age as that kid? manouch.com -
Confessions of a Womanizer
Womanizers get a bad rep in America. We are regarded like Atheists, homosexuals, and Frankenstein. Society's misconceptions and misunderstandings can lead to downright hostility, which keeps our lifestyle in the c… -
How The Cast Of The New Street Fighter Movie Should Look
FGCW (Figachewy) News... Honolulu, Hawaii (FGCW News) -- The latest addition to the legendary Street Fighter franchise is gaining much media buzz as "Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li" is scheduled to be release… -
Please Excuse My Masculinity
So recently there have been way too many posts about women, or directed towards women. In spite of this, I will post an overly manly post. Here I go. This is the projectile of a rail gun fired by the U.S. NAVY. A ra… -
Does Age Really Matter When Looking To Date Someone?
QOTD If you had a 10 year age difference with a girl, would you think about the age gap when dating her? mancouch -
The Best Video Game Character Cake Ever!
This has got to be one of the best looking cakes I have ever seen in my entire life. Check out the attention to detail on this cake. This easily defeats the Nintendo Wiimote cake, we posted last weekend. -
Diplomacy With a Drama Queen
There are always those girls who are hilarious and fun to be around. Yet they seem to get angry over the smallest things, and are so often hating someone that you wonder whether it's necessary for their happiness.… -
Super Bowl XLIII Predictions, Who Are You Rooting For?
VS I've been reading this site occasionally, but I have noticed that, being a guy's site, there is not much mention of sports anywhere. Also, some of this stuff is really unmanly. Come on - an article asking if… -
The 10 Most Annoying People At A Super Bowl Party
If you are a football fan or not, chances are you have been to a Super Bowl party once or twice in your lifetime. Most people are there to watch the game, have some food and socialize. For some people, this is the… -
The Many Mustaches Of Mario, Which One Should He Keep?
QOTDWhich mustache should Mario adopt for future games?mancouch.com -
Bruce Lee Plays Ping Pong...With Nunchucks
I never Bruce Lee was such a good Ping Pong player. Check out this video of Bruce Lee playing Ping Pong with nunchucks on Break: How good are in ping pong? Could you beat someone playing against you with nunchu… -
Women Looking For A Fight With Mancouch Men
I know I'm going to be attacked for this. Just by posting an opinion about women I've become an insensitive jerk, but they give us plenty of personal opinions about men, many far worse than anything we say about th… -
Why Guys Need "Man Dates"
Last night before heading out to hang out with some of my friends, my sister called me and asked what I was doing. When I explained to her I was going to get drinks with some friends, she said “Oh yeah a Man Dat… -
Walk the Walk... Like a Man!
On Wednesday, I had a sudden urge to learn how to walk like a guy. So... I went around asking guys to show/teach me and just observing the masses. There's a distinct difference between the way a guy walks and the way… -
The Party Don'ts To Avoid Embarrassment
Office parties are always a welcomed break from the everyday mundane work environment that many of us have grown accustomed to. They provide food, often times alcohol, but for many, they provide both awkwa… -
Do Guys Still Use Hair Products Such as Spray, Gel or Mousse?
QOTD Do guys still use hair products such as, hair spray, gel, and/or mousse? mancouch.com -
News, Entertainment, Gaming & Sports Wrap-Up
New York City Subway Map From 1904 - Click Link For Picture National Geographic To Launch Record Label - The National Geographic Society announced today that it will launch a full-service record label, Nat Geo Musi… -
Places Not To Pick Up A Woman
I’ve had a few conversations with people recently on where to meet someone for a dating type of relationship. This is something that has crossed my mind as well. When my divorce is final I’ll be divorced at 28 w… -
The Ten Greastet Car Crashes In Movie History
We all know guys love cars. Something about that engine revving gets us going. But what's better than driving a car? Watching a bunch of people crash their cars, some cheap, some expensive. Well New York Magazine pu… -
Bar Fight: Peter Griffin vs. Homer Simpson
I'm currently watching The Simpsons Movie, and it made me wonder... Who would win in a Peter Griffin vs. Homer Simpson square-off? I would put my money on Homer Simpson. Why? -
A Few Guy Rules Women Should Be Aware Of
My dad sent this to me and I think it is hilarious. A wonderful insight into the male mind. The Guy's Rules 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it dow… -
Women Get Angry At Guys For Taking A Day "Off"?
Often we find ourselves in a situation where our significant other come home from a hard day's work, and we're in our PJ's playing video games. Sometimes our friends join in this relaxing moment. For many guys, it's… -
News, Entertainment, Gaming & Sports Wrap-Up
Ten Canceled Games We Wish Were Released - It's a natural part of the game development process; tons of game concepts are whipped up, a few of them actually make it to the design/prototyping phase, and even fewer stil… -
"Lucky Sons Of Betches"
This next video had me cringing and laughing at how lucky some of these people are. Take a look: Have you ever been in a lucky situation? If so, when? mancouch.com -
You Take So Long To Get Ready!
"You take so long to get ready..and you look the same every time! You shouldn't even wear make up!"I'm sure everyone's heard a boyfriend or husband say that before. I'm one of those girls. I take 2 (or even 3) hours t… -
"I Can See Russia From My House"
Time Magazine's list of Top 10 T-Shirt worthy slogans from the past year. 10. "This person is a dead fish." —Beth Nudelman, an Illinois Democrat, dismissing accusations of voter fraud after her deceased goldfish… -
Why Guys Should Lie to Women?
We live in a world of all kinds of discrimination. Today, I will be talking about the age discrimination, particularly against men. It's no secret that women lie about how old they are to make themselves more app… -
Would You Be Intimidated By A Woman Boss?
QOTD Would you be intimidated if your boss was a woman? mancouch.com -
Wishes Guys Want Their Girls To Grant
I'd like to create a Manly Master Wish List. A "List" of all things that guys wish their girls would let them do. It can be tips, advice, or just straight up desires that men have for their girls to develop a bett… -
The Sexy Airline For Guys
Every guy would probably want to take a few trips around the world if there was such an airline as the one in the video: How much more are you willing to pay to travel on an airline like that? mancouch.com -
Women Always Want To Change Us Men
There's this new show on VH1 that I happened to catch the other day. It's called Tool Academy. It's much like the other reality shows that VH1 has put out over the last couple of years, Flavor of Love, I love N… -
WTF: Why Do Women Cry?
Women cry a lot. I kid you not. They do. I’m surprised no scientist has used a woman's tears as an alternative source of energy. It’s as plentiful as the sun. And to tell you the truth, I have no FLIPPING clue… -
Who's The Best Comedian Right Now?
QOTD We've featured a good amount of Russell Peters videos here on Mancouch and people seem to love him, but is he the best stand up comedian right now? If not, then who is? mancouch.com -
Hot or Not? Why We Keep Playing The Game
I was watching the latest episode of The Office, where Kevin and the rest of the crew are were debating whether or not Hilary Swank is hot. Comical on television, yes. But in real life, not so much? For some reason… -
We Need To Build A Man Cave!
SaintVi observed there's a lot of estrogen on the Top Blogs, today. Have to admit, she's got a point. Here's a sampling: How to tell your boyfriend you might be pregnantHow do you get your daughter to wear a bra?Wha… -
What Happens When Someone Says "Let's Go For A Drink"
Aren't you glad you're a man? mancouch.com -
A Few Things You Should Never Say Or Do To Your Woman
Alright boys, ahem, men, Casmarie and I were talking tonight on AIM and we felt it might be necessary to let you all in on a few things you should NEVER SAY OR DO TO YOUR WOMAN...1. If you are "just talking" and you a… -
Someone Cheats On You, Do You Give Them A Second Chance?
QOTD If a girl were to cheat on you, would you break up with her or do you give her a second chance? mancouch.com -
"The News Never Show You A Normal Arab"
You know how every time something goes wrong in our society we point the finger at the media. It's always the media's fault right? Well Russel Peters grees: Is it true, does the media always portray Arabs in a negati… -
The Mysteries Of Break-Up Lines
My girl broke up with me. Nothing serious; it happens all over the world every day. But one thing I have been pondering is why? We have broken up a few times before, and her reasoning was the same as it is now… -
Gigantic Wiimote Birthday Cake, I Want One!!
For my last birthday my family bought me a snowman ice cream cake (it was in December), but after seeing the Wiimote cake on another blog, Gizmodo, I want that for my next birthday! Check it out: According to Gi… -
Why Chivalry Died
This idea of chivalry is much like what old, White Republicans refer to as “the good old days.” For the old, White guy, it is reminiscing about a fantasy time when there were no minorities, women stayed in quietly in… -
When Was The Last Time You Were in a Fight?
QOTD When was the last time you were in a fight? Did you kick their butt or did you get a butt whipping? mancouch.com -
A Crystal Computer Moniter, A Little Something From the Future
Dell has introduced new monitor, that makes regular monitors look like they belong in the stone ages. Take a look: It's called Dell Crystal and looks amazing. Too bad the specs doesn't live up to the beauty of th… -
Passionate Men Crying On Television
I've never been one to cry about things, unless something happens to my family or friends but some of these guys are crying because they're so passionate about what they do. The others are just making a mockery of the… -
The Country's Worst Sports Fans
Living in the Tri-State New York Area, I grew up loving the New York Giants and the New York Yankees. Despite my dad being a Mets fan, we still seem to be in the agreement that New York/New Jersey citizens have to… -
Man Laws For Men by Men!
Guest blog by ONEmansWRATH. This is a response to this post I'm here to tell you right now that the last thing I want to hear for some broad is her take on what should be a "Man Law". I know that back in the '70s w… -
Difference Between Guys and Girls: Wearing the Same Thing
Ok, this is another installment in how guys are so different from girls, and that its amazing that these creatures can even hook up and get married and produce more little people...Wearing the same shirt at a party.G… -
AskMen's Top 99 Women List, Sucks Big Time!
Yesterday AskMen released their Top 99 Women, the 2009 Edition. Man, that list sucked big time. Their top ten were: Eve MendesMegan FoxMarisa MillerKeeley Hazell (Who?)Anne Hathaway (Seriously?)Alessandra Ambrosi… -
Are You ManCouch Worthy? Send Us Your Posts & Questions To Find Out
What's up everyone! The ManCouch team is excited for a site dedicated to guy stuff. This plan has been in the works for a while and now we'd like you to join us and help make it a smashing hit. If you've seen a good… -
News, Entertainment, Gaming & Sports Wrap-Up
Will Apple sue Palm Over The Pre? - Apple executives hinted Wednesday that the company might legally contest the multitouch technology found within the Palm Pre. During the waning minutes of a conference call announ… -
Would You Sleep With Brad To Get To Angie?
I received an email this morning about a poll conducted by Glamour magazine, that asked, "would you sleep with Brad Pitt to get to Angie?" The results, "Only 19 percent of men would have sex with Brad Pitt if i… -
Man Law from a Female's Perspective
Guest blog by The_Prestigiator On January 9th, Dollarish.com featured a post titled "My Top 5 Complaints About Public Transportation." When I went to comment on what irritates me about public transportation, I saw this… -
Need Indian Accent To Go To Dunkin Donuts
Yesterday was the first day for our new President and the end of a long and grueling election year. But that never stops anyone from looking back on gaffs made by politicians. So let's take a look at some of the gaffs… -
Is Refusing Sex Un-manly?
Blog submitted by manishmathur. My roommates were having a discussion last night about saying no to having sex. One said that to r… -
What Kind of Cell Phone Do You Own?
QOTD There seems to be new cell phones out every single day but many are opposed to switching to some of the new ones. Afraid of change maybe? What kind of cell phone do you have? Is it any of the new smart phon… -
"You Are Not The Father"
A co-worker sent me this video yesterday. It's so funny, I had to watch it a few times. The last two are hilarious. Take a look: Which reaction is your favorite? mancouch.com -
News, Entertainment, Gaming & Sports Wrapup
Is iPhone Up to The Gaming Challenge - JOSWIAK: The App Store has gone really well. In 100 days, we’ve had over 6,000 apps on the Store: mind-boggling. In the same period we’ve had over 200 million customer downloads… -
Cars Are Not For Driving From Point A to B
Guest blog by RoidBear Cars are one of my passions, but not all guys share this idea. There are women out there who appreciate cars even more than some of the guys. Girls are usually perceived as knowing nothing about c… -
5 Reasons Why I Wouldn't Mind Being a Guy
Guest blog by outspoken_nessa 1. It Doesn't Take That Long to Get Ready. Guys: Let's just say you have to go to school or something. You wake up LATE like always. You get up get in the shower. 3 minute shower, y… -
The Womanization of "24"
Guest blog by coolmonkey Last night I tuned in to FOX in hopes of catching Family Guy. Instead, what I got was a 2-hour season premier of 24. I figured I might as well give it a try because of the guns and explosi… -
Is Barack Obama The Definition Of a Great Man?
QOTD Everyday people and celebrities seem to be in awe of Barack Obama. He seems to possess qualities that many women find endearing and men would kill for. Is Barack Obama the definition of a great man? Are in awe… -
One Month Old Talking Baby!!
My sister sent this to me earlier today. One of her friends said that it was bad parenting, take a look: Do you consider what the woman did in the videoas bad parenting? Mancouch.com -
Girls' Night Out: The Ultimate Double Standard
Guest blog by manishmathur My friend Shannon received an invitation to an early screening of Isla Fisher's ("Wedding Crashers") newest comedy "Confessions of a Shopaholic." Yeah, I know that not too many guys are exci… -
Fail: "Sorry We Closed, We Out Of Meet"
Fail Are you more worried about the educational system in America or that without meat the Burger King couldn't stay open? -
ASUS Eee PC 1000HA Laptop Review
Guest blog by puff I recently purchased the Asus Eee PC 1000 HA in Ebony black. My previous laptop sort of broke and it was either dish out a couple of hundred dollars to fix it or spend double that and get a new… -
What Is The Manliest Type of Music?
Guest post submitted by Pcgecko85 There's a lot of music out there, but only some of it can be considered "manly." For me the most manly genre is Metal, followed by Rap. Non-manly genres would include Pop, Emo, and… -
News, Entertainment, Gaming & Sports Wrap-Up
Why Will Obama's Inauguration Cost So Much? - In these dour economic times, one complaint made by the people who didn't vote for Barack Obama is: why is the federal government spending so much money on his inauguration… -
A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
Another video from the minds of Seth McFarlane: mancouch.com -
The Notebook Is An Underwear Dropper
Guest blog by Kash The topic if The Notebook came up a few times here on Mancouch, and let me tell you something, every guy should watch that movie at least once. I had a girl friend call it a panty dropper, altho… -
The Weekend Ponder: Treating Women as Equals
Guest blog by wherethefishlives By Friday, everyone’s attention span has been used up like a nightwalker’s vagina, so I thought I’d cap off this week’s blog with something short and sweet. Since I don’t post on weeke… -
Can You Be Gay For One Person?
Guest blog by Kash A month ago I decided to watch 30 Rock after hearing so much about it. Since my Netflix account offered instant streaming, I was able to watch the first two seasons without a problem. While w… -
News, Entertainment, Gaming & Sports Wrap-Up
10 Really Cool Google Chrome HacksTop 10 Steve Jobs QuotesObama Inauguration Has High Tech Security Israel Accused of War CrimesDNA Can Reveal Ancestor's Lies and SecretsUse PSP as Additional Windows Monitor PSP Titles… -
Live Streaming & Chat Of The Presidential Inauguration
Mancouch will have live streaming and chat, of Barack Obama's Presidential Inauguration on Tomorrow, starting at 11:30 AM (EST), 10:30 AM (Central) and 8:30 AM (West Coast). It should be exciting to see a chang… -
How Aware Are You Of Your Surroundings?
Submitted by RoidBear How much attention do you actually pay to your surroundings? Do you look at every detail and notice everything that is taking place at the same time? Look at this video and test your awareness:… -
Manly Display of Epic Proportions
Guest blog by Esturk A few days ago several large flies followed me inside. At first I was going to spray them since they looked large enough to take me with a collective effort in hand-to-hand combat. But once I not… -
Why Can't We Get Beer at the Movies?
Guest blog by Lesabre500 There are many places where you can enjoy a cold one but I have never heard of any movie theaters having beer available. Why not? Wouldn't it be nice to have a big bucket of popcorn and a c… -
Buying Feminine Product is A Problem
Guest post submitted by ChrisChoi Ok, I know a lot of you out there are unemployed, looking for a get rich quick scheme-- well, I have it. Here's my million dollar idea that I want to give to YOU.So I was thinking...… -
What Is Your Favorite Brand Of Deodorant?
QOTD What brand of deodorant keeps you smelling fresh all day? mancouch.com -
AFC/NFC Championship Matchups & Predictions
The last two remaining games tomorrow should be epic. The 4 teams, 3 of which are birds, are the best of the best of this year’s NFL season and some like, the Cardinals and Eagles, are a total surprise. The first ga… -
Mouse Knocks Out Man For Chips
While looking up some NFL highlights from this past year, I came across this Doritos commercial, I believe from last year's Super Bowl. Check it out: Are you looking forward to this year's batch of Super Bowl commerc… -
Fled Before The Estrogen Levels Became Toxic
Guest blog by ChrisRusso My mother sent me out to pick up some of what it was she wanted. The major stop on her list was Bath & Body Works. Last time I was in Bath & Body Works I felt that my masculinity was… -
Fraternities, Is it Worth The Hassle To Join?
Guest blog by Roidbear Now that I'm in the college life, I've been exposed to the whole aspect of fraternity partying. I've been to several frat parties, but at first I didn't know what to expect. In the movies, f… -
Chivalry is Dead...For The Most Part
Guest blog by titanchica I just finished reading "The Clueless Guy's Guide to Chivalry" over on ManCouch, and it made me think of something I have been meaning to post about. Chivalry is dead - for the most part. How d… -
What TV Show Do You Watch Regularly Now?
QOTD What TV show do you watch regularly now? Is it your favorite show? mancouch.com -
My Life as a Safety Net
Guest blog submitted by Garistotle Ever since I got married, I have begun to recognize my inherent role when it comes to being out on the club or bar scene. I am a Safety Net. I am the guy that girls can essentiall… -
News, Entertainment, Gaming & Sports Wrap-Up
Daily Wrap-Up Apple Thinking About Gaming Console?Watch Obama Inauguration on Your iPhoneCircuit City to Shut DownOutrage in Chile Over Busty Virgin Mary ModelsTop 10 Worst Games Based On MoviesUpcoming Nintendo DS… -
New Street Fighter Teaser Trailer
For those of you that love Street Fighter, here's a teaser trailer for the new movie, Street Fight: Legend of Chun Li starring Kristin Kreuk: I don't know how good it'll be but should be fun watching "Lana Lang" from… -
The Girlfriend Survival Kit
Every year, millions (yes, millions) of guys are killed by their girlfriends, for what is deemed as no apparent reason. These Y-chromosome protectors are wrongfully accused of insensitivity, forgetfulness, and infid… -
How Do Men Feel About Being An "F-buddy"?
Guest post submitted by brittbritt__x I've heard a lot of women say different things about having a F-buddy (aka friends with benefit). But what I want to know is, how do men feel about being the fuck buddy? Now, th… -
UPDATED: Winner of The Men's Magazine Subscription Giveaway Will Be Announced Soon
What's Up ManCouch readers! We're giving away a free one year subscription to either GQ, Details or Esquire for those of you that still like to sit on a couch and read. Or maybe you're just looking for some tips to ma… -
Do You Keep An Eye Out For Someone Better, even With A SO?
QOTD Do you keep an eye out for someone better, even if you already have a significant other? -
Cats Have Ninja Abilities
I'm really not a big fan of cats, but I couldn't help but be amazed by this cat's Ninja abilities on YouTube, check out his eyes: Who would have figured cats had Ninja abilities?Are you a fan of cats? Mancouch.com -
Isn't it Ironic?
Isn't it ironic? Epic fail. -
Pick College Based on Mac or PC Operating System
Someone found our site by searching for this: "Choose College with Mac or PC." I'm going to assume they're looking for a college based on the type of computer system the school offers. Would you ever consider… -
Even Baby Boys Love Breasts
Feature Comment This was a comment left on this post by BLOOMnLUNAtic This comment possibly proves why men are just born with a love for breasts. Guys just love boobs. On Christmas Day, my mom's friend brought he… -
11 Reasons American Men Won't Embrace Tennis
Guest post submitted by Linteria It's 2009, the tennis season has just started, and we're in arguably the most exciting time in tennis history. Roger Federer, easily the most complete and dominant player ever, lost the t… -
Are Women Dressed in Red, More Sexually Attractive?
QOTD A study from this past October said men find women in red more sexually attractive. Do you find women more sexually attractive in red compared to another color? If not, what other color do you find women attra… -
ManCouch Daily News Wrap-Up
Daily Wrap-Up Steve Jobs Takes Leave Of Absence From AppleGhostbusters III: Behind The ScenesOsama Bin Laden Challenges Obama In Tape100 Most Anticipated Games of 2009YouTube Mutes Videos With Unauthorized Copyrighte… -
Are You ManCouch Worthy? Send Us Your Posts and Questions to Find Out
What's up everyone! The ManCouch team is excited for a site dedicated to guy stuff. This plan has been in the works for a while and now we'd like you to join us and help make it a smashing hit. If you've seen a good… -
10 Years Since The Greatest Of All Time Called It Quits
Guest blog by Kash Yesterday was the 10th Anniversary of Michael’s Jordan’s retirement from the Chicago Bulls, ending a glorious career of one of the world’s most recognizable figure in the world, which included 6 C… -
Awkward...Running into Someone in the Bathroom
Guest blog by figachewy One situation I have never really gotten a good grasp on, is running into people you don't know that well, in the bathroom. I mean, it's not so bad when you run into a friend, but when I run in… -
Bar Fight: Abraham Lincoln vs Jessie Spano on Caffeine Pills
Last match up between Abraham Lincoln vs Jack Sparrow was close - with Honest Abe just edging out the androgynous pirate. Which leaves the inevitable Pirate vs Ninja match up for another time. But today's match up is… -
What Was the Worst Thing You Ever Said To A Girl? - ManCouch QOTD
QOTD What was the worst thing you said to a girl? Ladies, what's the worst thing a guy said to you? Mancouch.com -
A Different Take On Mortal Kombat
Lately I've been playing the Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe on my PS3 and it's been pretty fun. It's nothing like the older games but it's fun to see the two universes collide. With the feeling of nostalgia, I decided… -
The Clueless Guy's Guide to Chivalry
Guest post submitted by ChrisChoi I think mannerisms and how you conduct yourself really help shape who you are and how you treat others. Although, it can be argued to be the other way around. But chivalry and etique… -
About Being the Bigger Person
Guest blog by Not_a_real_site I hate this phrase with a borderline unreasonable passion. While undoubtedly in some situations it is a better option to walk away, these words are often used as an excuse. I was… -
A Worthy Netbook: The HP Mini 1000 Hands On Review
I finally got the netbook back from HP and was thrilled to be playing around with it. Before I could do that, I had our in house Tech Guru (Jon) play around with it for a few hours and actually write up a review of it.… -
Not The Manliest of Manly Meals
Guest blog by figachewy So I was at Times (a local grocery store in Hawaii) the other night, and I saw Hungry Man TV Dinners were on sale for $1.99. Now, if you ever watch TV, you've probably seen the commercials whe… -
Why Do Guys Love Breasts? -ManCouch QOTD
QOTD Lovelyish had this question posted a few days ago but we thought this would be a great question for the ManCouch audience. So anyone care to explain why guys love breasts? Bonus points if you can break it d… -
Complaining About Complainers
Guest blog by coolmonkey It's no secret that, in this world, the squeaky wheel gets the oil. Many of us have become accustomed to whining and complaining to get ourselves ahead of the line. But what happens when… -
A Sign Why You Shouldn't Get Married
I love Seth Green's comedy, so this had me rolling. (Some of you may need to sign in): What would you do if that were to happen to you during your wedding? -
Sex: We Should Be Protective of The Most Intimate Part of Ourselves
Guest blog by Power_Ranger_Freak There is no other part of the human experience where passion and principle find themselves at odds more often than our sexuality. This very personal part of humanity has also become o… -
Why Girls Are Aliens
That's right, folks. I’m going to say what 50% of the human population is afraid to say...GIRLS are aliens. I mean think about it...anything that makes no sense, behaves strangely, constantly fights for power, and… -
What Should A Women Do When A Man Cries?
QOTD After our last post, how a man should react when a woman cries, we had a few ladies who were interested to know what they should do if a man cries. So fellas, what should the ladies do when/if you cry? Girls,… -
"How Should A Man React When A Woman Cries?"
QOTD We had a search engine hit that asked, "how should a man react when a woman cries?" How do you answer that question? Is there a specific way a man should react when his woman starts to cry? -
TV is Gone and Taking Me With It
Guest blog by Lesabre500 In the past year or so, I've noticed a ton of good TV shows disappearing. More and more garbage is being pumped into my tube and I am about ready to put a nine iron or whatever is handy through… -
Will Tennis Ever Be Considered A Manly Sport?
Guest blog by Linteria Relative to other major sports, tennis has a comparatively small following in the U.S. The three national pastimes of baseball, basketball, and (American) football all possess a significantly h… -
Testing! Testing! How Smart Are You?
Submitted by SnippiesBlog There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals. A lion, a c… -
Giants vs Eagles & Chargers vs Steelers: Matchup and Predictions
The NFL playoffs continue today with two great matchups. Game 1: The Eagles vs. Giants This game has bee highly anticipated after the Eagles defeated the Vikings last week. Everyone I spoke to is excited to se… -
An Ode to Womenfolk
Guest blog by ChrisRusso The following post is a lampoon. It is jocular in nature and has no (and never had) any intention of being taken seriously. Neither are the views herein expressive of the views of the managem… -
Winning the Battle Against Women & Remembering Things
Guest blog by Sungball Fact of life: Women correlate remembering things to caring about them. If you happen to be a guy, you know that at any given moment in time, any slip up when it comes to answering a girl's qu… -
The First Phone Commercial
The iPhone has become one of the hottest gadgets the past two years. But does anyone remember the first iPhone commercial? The commercial where no one understand what it was really supposed to be and thought there was… -
"Don't Get Married"
Guest blog by Puff I always thought that getting married was a part of life, sort of something that you had to do in order for it to be complete. I'm not married yet, but it seems like not getting married is the… -
Risky Places You've Had or Thought About Having Sex?
QOTD Where are some risky places you have or thought about having sex? -
Dude's Name Had a Click In It
Everyone seemed to love Russell Peters here on Mancouch so we're giving you some more. This one is hilarious: How does your name sound? Does it have any funny syllables or clicks in it? -
Update: NFL Division Round Matchups & Predictions
The NFL Playoffs continue tomorrow with division matchups. First up are the Ravens @ the Titans: Sat. 4:30 ET A very good matchup of tough defenses. Just like my prediction last week, I see the Ravens winning thi… -
Beautiful Girls Are Everywhere!
Guest post submitted by RoidBear Yesterday, I hung out with my brother, cousin, and friend at the mall. We had nothing else to do, so we thought that the best place to go would be the mall since there is not much to do a… -
Being Single Means You're a Ninja
Now, this entry is going out to all the guys that are single and are completely bummed that they can't get with a girl. In any event, I was thinking about what could possibly assuage your lonely state by acceptance,… -
“Let’s Hug It Out, Bitch”
Guest blog by Kash “Let’s hug it out, bitch” A line made famous by Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven) from one of the best guys shows on television, Entourage. I’ve come to love the show after a suggestion from a co-worker… -
Boxers, Briefs or Something Else? - Healthkicker QOTD
QOTD What's your preference of underwear; briefs, boxers or whatever that thing Julian McMahon is wearing here ? -
Where Can I Get Pepper Spray?
Guest blog by Iris I know violence isn't the answer, but I'd feel much safer if I had some pepper spray. I work evenings, and I lock up. I feel really uncomfortable walking from the place where I work to my car, becau… -
Watching Pr0n With Your GF: Awkward or Awesome?
Guest blog by twenty_twenty_surgery I talked to a guy friend recently and he told me the hottest thing he has ever done with a girl is watch pr0n with her. He said they watched pr0n and it was the best thing ever.… -
Sneaker Collection Helped Me Get Girls
Guest blog by Kash (Actual Picture of my collection) It was like the flu going around in my school. It was an addiction that I couldn’t run away from. Before I knew it, I had over a 100 pairs of sneakers with no r… -
Would You Lose Interest In a Girl if She Didn't Shave Her Armpit Hair? - ManCouch QOTD
QOTD Would you lose interest in a girl if she didn't shave her armpit hair? -
Cowardly Way of Breaking Up
Guest post submitted by RoidBear Breaking up with your girlfriend or boyfriend can be a difficult thing to do, and it can be different for everyone.My last girlfriend broke up with me. I'm not afraid or embarrassed to s… -
How Does It Feel To Get Kicked In Your Groin Area?
QOTD A female ManCouch reader wanted to know how it feels to be kicked in the nuts because she's been trying to get the boyfriend to explain the feeling but he can't put it into words. Guys, can you put into words w… -
Don't Like Star Wars, I Must Not Be Human
A couple of months ago, a few of my co-workers were talking about movies and I mentioned I had never seen Star Wars (the original 3), and that I wasn’t a fan of “galactic space battles”… I shouldn’t have opened m… -
Why Do Girls Go To The Restroom in Pairs?
Ok, I'm going to say what every friggin guy wonders: What the hell happens in the girls' restroom when you girls go in pairs'? Last time I checked, I don't remember any new evolutionary development in the XX gend… -
What Every Woman Should Know About Guys
Guest blog by ChrisRusso My first reaction is of slight apprehension. After all, I got in a little trouble last time I tried to explore the absurdities of male/female interaction. But I should be on safer ground wit… -
Are You A Nerd or More Social? - ManCouch QOTD
QOTD What kind of guy are you, a nerd (stay at home all day, playing video games, and chatting online) or are you more social (going out, drinking & spending time with others) or best of both worlds (a social nerd… -
Fade Away: The Best Break Up Exit Strategy
Guest blog by coolmonkey President Bush may not need an exit strategy, but we regular Joe’s certainly do. When it comes to ending a relationship, there are two schools of thought. The most common type is the me… -
Bar Fight: Abraham Lincoln vs Jack Sparrow
Continuing our pursuit for the ULTIMATE bar fighter - last time everyone agreed that Honest Abe would beat the living piss out of the Hoff. Definitely a reasonable assessment - The dude was tall, had a top hat, and arg… -
Men Are Meant to Be Purse Valets
If you ever get mixed up with the X² chromosome folks, you'll more than likely become a purse valet at some point. It's that awkward moment when they, for some reason, decide to entrust you with their feminine sur… -
What Are You, The Sharp & Well Dressed Man or The Casual T-shirt & Jeans Guy? - ManCouch QOTD
QOTD What are you, a sharp and well dressed man or the casual t-shirt and jeans guy? Ladies, which do you prefer? -
The Favorite Superhero
I was browsing through YouTube and came across this clip of Superman and Seinfeld (back when he was still funny) together. I loved Superman growing up, especially those old Christopher Reeve movies. I still have a huge… -
Getting Nostalgic About Old School Gaming
Guest blog by RoidBear Many of us remember the days when we used to play Duck Hunt on the Nintendo, Mortal Kombat on the Super Nintendo, Quake on the Dreamcast, Mario Kart 64 on the Nintendo 64, and if you want to go… -
The Ultimate Couch Potato
Guest blog by Kash ESPN last week held a competition called, The Ultimate Couch Potato. Contestants had to sit in a chair for 29 hours, with 8-hour bathroom breaks and could not go to sleep. The prizes included two… -
You Never Hear Women Fart
Guest blog by Lesabre500 About an hour ago I read a blog from some guy that was worried about his girlfriend because she never goes #2 while he's around. He should thank God he doesn't have a friend like mine. I t… -
Guys, Have You Ever Been Asked Out On a Date By a Woman? - ManCouch QOTD
QOTD Guys, have you ever been asked out on a date by a woman? If not, then how would you feel if a woman were to ask you out? Be honest. Ladies, have you ever asked out a guy? What was his reaction? -
The Art Of Picking Up Women
Guest blog by RoidBear I'm sure many of you have seen the show The Pick Up Artist. It's interesting to see how a group of guys who have difficulty talking to girls are taught to do just that, to pick up women. The… -
White Parents Need to Beat Their Kids
This is an old bit by Russell Peters about why white parents should beat their kids. Is Russell Peters correct, do white parents need to beat their children? Have your parents ever beaten you? What did you do to des… -
What Are You, A Mac or PC Person? - Macouch QOTD
QOTD This question needed to be asked on this site. So what are you, a Mac or PC person? And why? -
UPDATE: NFL Playoff Matchups & Predictions: First Round
The NFL playoffs are finally here and the matchups are very intriguing to say the least. Sunday’s (1/5/2009) matchups (2 Games): Game 1: Baltimore Ravens tough defense takes on Miami’s surprise playoff birth on the… -
Nice Guys Finish Last is BS
Guest blog by icicle84 “All nice guys. They'll finish last. Nice guys. Finish last.” That quote from legendary MLB manager Leo Durocher, originally in the context of playing baseball, has been shortened, spun and re… -
Are You ManCouch Worthy? Send Us Your Posts & Questions To Find Out
What's up everyone! The ManCouch team is excited for a site dedicated to guy stuff. This plan has been in the works for a while and now we'd like you to join us and help make it a smashing hit. If you or anyone you… -
Woman Named After Her Genitals
"Hello Ms. P**sy , That's how my email started and I didn't notice my mistake until after I had already pressed send. So in the frantic moment to correct myself I sent her a second email with the correct spelling an… -
Reaffirming Manhood After An Injury
Guest blog by Linteria Taking advantage of the relatively nice (for winter) weather a few days ago, some friends and I took to the park to play basketball. Since I knew I would get there first, I decided to take my t… -
Worst Best Man Ever
This is why you need to be very careful with who you pick as your best man. They could ruin the entire wedding. Take a look: What would you do if your best man did that at your wedding? -
How to Drive a Guy Nuts
They say that girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. What they don't tell you is, when you consume all that, you get diarrhea. Girls have this secret ninja ability to drive a guy crazy by asking simp… -
Do You Ever Go Out with The Intention of Getting Drunk? - ManCouch
QOTD Ever go out with the intention of getting drunk? Why? -
Ode To The Gal Pal
This is dedicated to every friend of the opposite sex you ever had. To the one that seemed like the sane voice in your life, the open ear, the handy hug.The one person that you can call up for a good time. The one that… -
Step Brothers Spoof featuring Steve Nash & Baron Davis
This an old but funny video of two time NBA M.V.P. Steve Nash and one of his best friends, Baron Davis doing a spoof of Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly's movie, Step Brothers. Have you seen Step Brothers? Can Steve Nas… -
Romance Is Not Pointless - Feature Comment
Featured Comment: This was a comment left on this post by ChrisRusso Two problems. 1) Degree. You come to the (correct) conclusion that walking 15 miles to your ex's house is dumb, and the risking-the-loss-of-limb i… -
How Far Technology Has Come in The Last Decade
I was browsing through various tech and blog sites (Mancouch included) a few days ago and I came across a post about the thinnest LCD TV ever. Looking at the picture made me wonder how far technology has come in the l… -
Is There Someone You Regret Sleeping With? - ManCouch QOTD
QOTD Is there someone you regret sleeping with? Why?
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