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Bought a Netbook, Now I Need It to Work
Guest blog by Kash I recently gave in and bought one of those, mini, semi-functional, slow, 9-inch plastic, bricks, aka Netbooks, so I wouldn’t have to abuse my new MacBook to and from work. I bought the HP Mini 1000… -
Makeout Music: What It Is & What It Isn't
Guest blog by Iris I was hanging out with a guy friend a while back and he clearly had ulterior intentions. He dimmed the lights and suggested we watch a movie. Okay, I know what that means. While looking for the mo… -
Relationship Issues: Something Might Die if I Keep Hearing About it
Guest blog by Daniel_UCO If I have to read one more blog about something to do with a relationship I might just have to kill a plant, or a fish, haven't made up my mind about it. But, something might possibly, definit… -
Ringing in the New Year with A Free Kiss
Guest blog by Puff I don't know about guys, but I know every other girl I talk to wants to have someone to kiss when the clock strikes midnight. Supposedly, it's some magical moment that they look forward to each y… -
What Is The One Gadget You Cannot Live Without? - ManCouch QOTD
QOTD Looking at all the gadgets you have at home (phone, TV, Game console, etc.), what is the one you absolutely cannot live without? -
Romance is for Suckers, Not Real Men
Guest blog by coolmonkey I was particularly disheartened by a blogger that said he wanted to be a Noah (from The Notebook apparently, and not the guy that built the Ark). This belief in hyper-romance is misguided a… -
The Epic "Nice Guys vs. Bad Boys" Battle
Guest blog RoidBear Do Nice Guys really finish last? Do Bad Boys always get the girls? Is there a chance that Nice Guys can get the girls as well? I could classify myself as being one of the Nice Guys that do not… -
Mario Saves Princess: Alternate Ending
Yesterday we tried to figure out if Mario Brothers made any sense, well maybe this will help make the ending make some sense. Hey Chris this is for you. Does this ending help you make some sense of Mario Brothers?… -
Men's Victoria Secret Survival Guide
Okay men. This one is for you. Somewhere down the line, in your relationships with the XX chromosome humans, you will encounter this one infernal, estrogen filled, floral smelling, pink lacey skimpy perfume, girl… -
New Year's Resolution: Meet Some Sane Women
I have an odd New Year’s resolution this year. I would like to find a girl that isn’t somewhat crazy or has prior relationship issues. I’ve never had to do this before but this past year I’ve met some pretty crazy w… -
Quest for the Stripper Flight
Guest blog by manilajones There was an urban legend that I heard about several years ago that very much piqued my interest. It was something that I had to investigate. The rumor was that there is a particular Sout… -
Chicks love Tetris... It's true.
Guest blog by Rissababe203 Might be sexist, but damn it's true. If my boyfriend sang the Tetris song to when I was mad, it would probably distract me long enough for him to escape Guys, you know you're going to start… -
Mario Brothers is a Sick Twisted Fantasy Land
So I was bored today. And like what people ALWAYS do when they're bored, they think about the classic Nintendo video game Super Mario Brothers. But as I was thinking about this game it made no sense. Ok, sure..… -
What makes Angelina Jolie Hot, Humanitarian or Because she's a MILF?
Some of my friends have started talking again about Angelina Jolie and how hot she is. They bring it up every few weeks. They thought I was crazy when said I don't find her all that attractive. I think people find… -
Bar Fight: Abraham Lincoln vs David Hasselhoff
Let's see who the ULTIMATE bar fighter would be. We'll regularly pose a head to head match up - the one that gets the most votes, will go on to fight the next person in the ultimate bar fight championship. Today's matc… -
How To Get Rid Of Your Forced iPhone Data Plan
This is a guide for those of you thinking of getting the iPhone but don’t want to pay for the ridiculous data plan or already have the iPhone and want to get rid of the data plan. For those of you that didn’t kn… -
Love For Satan During The Holidays?
I couldn't figure out at first what was going on. Then I saw it and started laughing. Found on Digg. Kid being a kid or small hint of love for Santa.. ahem Satan? -
Why God Hates the Devil & Probably Watches ESPN
I finally figured why God hates the Devil. Throw out everything you thought you knew about God and the Devil, and listen to this. God hates the Devil because he loves Baseball. Yup, baseball, the great American pastim… -
What Song Can't You Currently Stop Listening To? - QOTD
QOTD What's your favorite type of music? What song can't you currently stop listening to? -
Are You ManCouch Worthy? Send Us Your Posts & Questions To Find Out
What's up everyone! The ManCouch team is excited for a site dedicated to guy stuff. This plan has been in the works for a while and now we'd like you to join us and help make it a smashing hit. If you or anyone you… -
Why White Guys Love Asian Girls And White Girls Love Black Guys...
...and why Black girls love Mexican guys, and Mexican girls love Irish guys, and Irish girls love German guys, and German girls love Italian guys, and Italian girls love French guys, and French girls love British guy… -
Guys Look like an Ass in Skinny Jeans
One of the most disturbing scenes I’ve noticed this summer and still continuing, is guys wearing jeans that 1) look like tights and 2) show off their fruity colored boxers, which they think looks awesome. Every t… -
What Is The Best Game Console? - ManCouch QOTD
QOTD Most guys and many girls now, have some kind of video game system, so which one do you think is the best (it can be any system including portables)? Why? If you have more than one, which one do you prefer t… -
Expect The Unexpected
This a funny commercial the NBA has been promoting with Lebron James, getting ready before a game. Enjoy! Who's the original artist of the song Lebron is singing? -
"Would You Hit That?"
This is a guest blog submitted by Kash As a guy I hate it when any one of my friends says, “Would you hit that?” when a woman walks by or about any one of our girl friends. It’s probably one of the most degrading… -
How Many Hours Do You Spend Playing Video Games? - ManCouch QOTD
QOTD Alright everyone needs to be honest about this question, how many hours a day do you spend playing video games? -
Jingle Bells Played by Microwaves
Just in time for the holidays, here's a video that's been floating around lately - it had potential mancouchable greatness - mixing holiday tunes with our favorite cooking apparatus - but check it out:After watching this… -
The Power of Sexy Pits
I saw this commercial while watching a NBA game and couldn't help but laugh. It's Chris Paul of the New Orlean Hornets. Enjoy! How sexy are your "pits"? -
The Problems With Conventional Sports Culture
Our country spends way too much time and money on collegiate and professional level sports. Athleticism should be praised for its inherent values of health and physical capability rather than the opportunity it gives… -
Did You Get What You Wanted For Christmas? - ManCouch QOTD
QOTD Did you get what you wanted for Christmas? What was it? -
Happy Holidays From ManCouch w/ Alvin & The Chipmunks
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays From The ManCouch Team. Here's A little from Alvin and The Chipmunks. -
Guys Should NOT Pluck Their Eyebrows
This is a guest blog submitted by Chrischoi Let's face it - for some reason guy's have horrible eyebrows. When God designed our bodies, he decided that eyebrows would be funky looking on guys. I mean, check out that ac… -
Why The Yankees Are Ruining America's Favorite Pastime
This is a guest blog submitted by Kash For all you baseball fans out there, starting today you will hate the New York Yankees. News from ESPN, says the Yankees have locked up first baseman Mark Teixeira. As much as… -
What Does Communication Mean to Men?
This is a guest blog submitted by Irislily22 I hate Cosmo, but I had nothing to do, so I was flipping through it at a friend's house. There was a post entitled, "How To Communicate With Your Man." I knew this would… -
Do You Watch Or Play Any Sports? - ManCouch QOTD
QOTD Do you like watching or participating in sports? What's your favorite to watch or play? -
Top 10 Christmas Gifts For Guys
This is a guest blog submitted by Kash Ladies having trouble picking our gifts for your man this Christmas? Well don't worry I'm here to help you out with top 10 gifts for him. -
Tina Fey: The Hot Geek
This is a guest blog submitted by Kash If there were ever an award for “The Hottest Geek”, Tina Fey aka Liz Lemon aka Tina Palin would be my pick. -
Dog Malfunctioning - Redone
Every guy knows that you can't beat having a dog as a best friend. So when the video of a dog malfunctioning was floating around - you couldn't help but to laugh yet feel bad about it either. So it looks like someone fi… -
What Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For A Guy? - ManCouch QOTD
QOTD What is the perfect Christmas gift for a guy? (wallets don't count, unless he needs one) -
Why Guys Should Plan All Weddings
This is a guest blog submitted by chrischoi At a certain point, you start getting invited to weddings. If you're lucky to know a gal getting married, you also start to notice things. But what the heck man. -
The Manly Way To Get A Girl
This is a guest blog submitted by Kash Guys, fellas, boys - you’ve been sitting at home thinking of ways to ask out that girl. You’ve seen her around, you might even know her a bit, but -
Not ManCouch Material: The Jonas Brothers Kill Old People
The Jonas Brothers are officially disqualified to be part of the ManCouch club. They broke this rule: Rule #5987 of ManCouch:Do not hurt the elderlyProof positive that the Jonas Brothers kill old people.
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