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Monday, 07 March 2011

  • Tattooing your Lover's Name on Your Body is Stupid!



    I was watching  TV last night and I was watching this show (I won’t disclose the name to protect the innocent-LOL), but one of the women was getting laser tattoo removal done for the tat she had of her ex husbands name on her ring finger.  Did you notice I said ex-husband?  I was thinking to myself why in the hell did she put a tattoo of her husbands name on her in the first place?  Maybe she’s a pothead and he has short-term memory.  It’s no surprise  to me that they’re divorced because once you get inked with your significant others name on you, you can kiss that relationship(most of the time) GOODBYE!

    Often times people get their significant's names inked on them because they think that it will strengthen the relationship that they are in, and making it a symbol to let their mate know that they are serious about the relationship-like the tattoo is something magical and will change everything!  Sorry Charlie but it’s not! Other times maybe to just show a sign of affection when the relationship is going wonderful, but I’m telling you under most circumstances it’s never a good idea.  Click Here for More...

Sunday, 06 March 2011

Saturday, 05 March 2011

  • Is Old Navy's Newest Spokesperson Kim Kardashian?

    Well, at least that's what I, and tons of other people thought when Old Navy's "Super C-U-T-E" commercials recently started airing.  The brown-haired beauty was a refreshing replacement for those super annoying "supermodelquins" who were the face of the company's commercials for what seemed like an eternity.  But why would Kim have to be the spokesperson for Old Navy?  Was Kardashian Glamour Tan not doing well at Sephora?  Is Kardashian Konfidential not flying off bookshelves?

    Have no fear, Kim is doing just fine financially.  And true Kardashi-fans knew better; the hottie in the commercial wasn't their beloved reality star.  It was a doppelgänger, who shares the same gorgeous, brown flowing hair and similar facial features.  So who is the look-alike?  More Here...

  • The 5 Second Rule, Mooching The Crust, And Other Misunderstood Credos

    I haven't gotten legitimately sick in at least two years; it could be as long as three or four, but I honestly can't remember. My theory: I've never given a crap about germs and all that nonsense my whole life, and now my immune system sees puny flu particles and laughs in their face. Common cold? Please. You better come with something better than that.

    I would like to see some statistics about garbage men and how often they get sick - I'd bet a Sacajawea coin that they have half as many trips to the doctor as the dude at your office who's always singing the praises of waterless soap.

    It saddens me to see how men, as a species, are going the other direction. Girls have always complained that It's Too Cold In Here or My Mono Is Acting Up Again, but us guys? Seriously?

    Since when is it cool to be sick? Unless you're under the age of 17, you shouldn't flaunt your Kleenex like it's a flag at the Alamo. And don't even get me started on hand sanitizer. Unless your day job involves regularly handling fecal matter and/or weapons-grade plutonium, you can wait until the next time you drop your skinny jeans to wash the digits.

    Everybody is too clean and too worried. If somebody drops a cookie and calls the five-second rule, these days they get looked at like a leper. It's time we set some things straight. Here's some other topics that really chap my ass when it comes to the subject of "dirty". More Here...

  • As If Charlie Sheen Wasn't Rich Enough...

    This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing.

    He's gonna get richer. Having become the fastest Twitter account to reach 1mm followers (in less than a day. 24 hours. Seriously), his account has been attached to ad.ly, an advertising firm that specializes in social media. Experts guess that he could get at least a million bucks a year for peppering his batshit crazy rants with some ads for...whatever. Vodka? Escort services? 

    More Here...
  • Sexually Active Player Dismissed From Team

    Jimmer Fredette might be the NCAA's leading man on the basketball court when it comes to points per game, but his Brigham Young University teammate is gaining national attention for his actions off the court.

    Currently ranked number 3 in the nation, the Cougars were dealt a huge blow Tuesday night when the school announced it was suspending forward Brandon Davies for the rest of the season for "violating the school's honor code" (but he's still enrolled as a student while his case is reviewed by the Honor Code Office). More Here...

Friday, 04 March 2011

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